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Mating Season ([personal profile] matingseason) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-04-01 10:05 am

The Midfuck Meme

MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 
1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
Aprivate place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
wouldbeground: (Default)

Maxie | Pokemon | M/M

[personal profile] wouldbeground 2012-04-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[No 5 or 10.]
notyourchauffeur: (Robot - A pretty face)

Skyfire | Transformers G1 | Robot or Human

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heavyweaponsbot: (Human | Give me back my booze >|)

2 it's like that 'picnic' they were just talking about

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[This is a terrible idea. Sand is going to get everywhere, despite the blanket. He would be a lot more vocal about his displeasure over the location if his mouth wasn't busy -- apparently trying to inhale Skyfire's tongue -- while his hands have decided to roam there way all over the other Autobot.]

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Starscream | Transformers Animated | Robot or Human

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runningerrands: (Default)

3.

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What's the terminology that Starscream uses concerning land vehicles? ...Right, groundpounders.

Yeah, to his understanding, the Decepticon's not a fan of them. Really, he doesn't see the issue; machinery in general meets Isaac's approval for the most part, but then, it's not as if one could ever say Starscream was never picky.

Still, he had hoped that the Decepticon was grateful, as Isaac went through some pretty heavy effort to bring him aboard one of the jets.

And he thinks that Starscream is either grateful or just ridiculously horny, considering where they're at right now, but there you have it. In the pilot's chair is where Starscream is... mostly sitting as Isaac has one leg lifted in one hand, and the other is preoccupied in gently fingering the Seeker.

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Thane Krios | Mass Effect | all three games are a-okay

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thearchangel: (Dramatic lighting shot!)

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[There isn't a whole lot of space in those cars on the Citadel. Which makes this extremely awkward, given the turian's ungainly height. At least the backseat offers a little more room. And, at least the car isn't moving -- since it's parked up at the top of the Presidium.]

[He has his legs sort of splayed to either side, one dangling off the edge of the backseat, one hand actually braced up against the opposite side of the vehicle. The other is trailing itself down Thane's chest, apparently on a mission. He has his head pressed against the side of the drell's neck, teeth scraping lightly over skin, and is doing his damnedest to take this slowly. He knows Thane isn't at his best -- thus the attempt not to rush this. But it's harder than he thought it'd be.]
vandalization: (Badass)

Vandal | Dead Space iOs

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runningerrands: (Default)

Isaac Clarke | Dead Space

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inferiordude: (Default)

Soundwave | Transformers: Shattered Glass | Robot or Human

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alwaysagleek: (side smile)

Will Schuester | Glee | OTA

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golden_hawke: (nature grin)

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[personal profile] golden_hawke 2012-04-01 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
-=Ever have that sex dream about the Blue Lagoon and how that crystal blue water was always perfect for swimming in? And that hot blond was behind you, biting on your shoulder as their hand was slowly stroking you in that water? That other hand is on a nipple, tweaking it so the water felt like it was boiling around them.=-

-=Yeah, did that dream also include another hard on pressed up the back of your thigh? Surprise!=-
thesantanalopez: (smirk)

Santana Lopez | Glee | Completely OPEN

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golden_hawke: (sexy butt)

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-=There's a soft groan uttered in her ear as he grinds gently, practically cradling her in his arms as the sheets soak up the sweat. The bed was comfortable enough, but really those beds with the memory foam were very counter productive in the thrusting department. They just absorbed all the kinetic energy!=-
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Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OPEN

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golden_hawke: (more smex)

5

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-=It was a closet, wasn't it? Of course the lighting was quite interesting with the little cut out cross marks, speckling her naked skin with star points. But Hawke wasn't interested in that too much as he kept her pressed up against the wall, her legs over his shoulders and his hands propping her up for optimal leverage.=-
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Claire Bennet | Heroes | OPEN

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golden_hawke: (smex)

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-=Motor-anything wasn't something he was used to but he was willing to make the exception. Even though the motorcycle wasn't moving forward, the vibration of the engine served to tantalize as he draped over her, pulling her legs around him.=-
beworthy: (07)

Thor | Marvel movieverse | OTA

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((Open to pretty much anything! :) ))

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[ Clutching at his shoulders, legs wrapped tightly around his waist. ]

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Luke Fabray | Rule63!Quinn Glee | OTA

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Boone Carlyle | Pre-LOST | OPEN

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Akira Inugami | Wolf Guy | M/F

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itsfabray: (little bit of tongue)

Lucy "Quinn" Fabray | Glee | OTA

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lilylpotter: (look over shoulder)

Lily Luna Potter | Harry Potter NextGen | OPEN

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morebulletspls: (I was five and he was six.)

Leon Kennedy | Resident Evil | OTA

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master_fist: (pic#)

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The steering wheel was digging into her back and Tifa shifted positions just enough to get more comfortable before leaning to kiss Leon again, hands sliding over his shoulders.

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touchingtherapy: (moan;)

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"Mm-" Yes, they're in the shower but neither of them had any delusions towards the notion of getting clean. At least...not immediately. Kain's hair is slicked back do the water and Kurosaki's owning touches that had grazed through them. His hands are flat on the sweating tiles of the wall, still cooler than the touch of his skin and his hips are moving, bearing down to draw more of Kurosaki's fingers into him.

It is all so very shameless. Sinful, one might say.

But who better than Kain to lose himself in such an act? "Ah-! There-"

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loveshypo: (Default)

Leonard "Bones" McCoy | Star Trek XI | OPEN

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medbays_most_wanted: (Default)

10. If not comfortable, I can re roll. :)

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*Jim is seeing stars as something presses against that spot inside of him again, and a cry rips out of his throat. He knew he shouldn't have teased Bones earlier, but it was to easy, little did he know this would be his revenge. Was that a toy or had Bones finally moved on to use his cock, Jim didn't care, he just needed more, but he could barely move thanks to the implements Bones had used.*

Bones....please...need more...c'mon!
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Zach | Heroes | OPEN

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notreallyping: (Default)

Mulan | Disney's Mulan | Completely OTA!

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Jessica "Jess" Fabray | Glee | Completely OTA

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Fleur Delacour | Harry Potter | OPEN

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Guinevere | Merlin | Open to ALL

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