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The 12 Days of Ass-Mas

Nothing says Christmas like ass play!

No?

Well, let's play with asses anyway.

A lot of the prompts are sexual, but there's room for awkward gen interactions, too. This is a meme about butts. Don't take it too seriously.

1. Butt prints - Leave them in the snow, Xerox your ass at the company Christmas party, get crafty for your next holiday card, or give someone a rumpology reading and make them regret you ever drew their name in the gift exchange.
2. Spanking - Someone has been naughty and needs a good spanking. Pretty convenient that it's the time of year for Naughty and Nice lists.
3. Ass-baring underwear - Thongs, G-strings and more. Special surprise for your Secret Santa or most awkward Christmas gift ever?
4. Mooning - Drop those pants or lift that skirt and show it off! The pressed ham (see Fry above) is an acceptable variation.
5. Butt massage - Warm up your hands and your massage oil for a sensual start to the evening. Or maybe a game of truth or dare went horribly wrong or you're just facing some tough choices.
6. Ass decorating - Grab some body paint. Slap on some glitter. Make that hiney shine..ey. Bonus points for keeping it seasonal and festive.
7. Eating - You've encountered a strange treat. Maybe it's butt pudding, a selection of chocolate butts, or for the truly adventurous, the edible anus.
8. Eating out - Apply tongue to asshole. Enjoy.
9. Fingering - Excellent for foreplay or the main event.
10. Butt plugs - Stick it in. (Crack [hee hee] route: Who left that butt plug out where anyone could find it?)
11. Anal beads - Stick it in...and pull it out...and stick it in...and pull it out.
12. Anal sex - I don't think this needs an explanation. Just don't forget pegging!

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[At Nitori's approach, Rin quickly holds the glass thing up and out of reach, purely as a matter of principle. Nitori can have it back soon enough; Rin has no real interest in it. But as long as he doesn't know what the item is, he's going to quite literally hang on to the subject.]

What's this? I don't remember seeing it in your junk before.

[Fending off Nitori with one hand, Rin glances up at the item again.

Nope, not a clue.]

Ummm...

[There are multiple problems with telling Rin what he's holding. Of course, there's the embarrassment! Even though his senpai has fooled around with him a little, it's not like they're having sex exactly and he doubts Rin would expect him to have something like that.

But there's also the question of Rin possibly being startled or grossed out enough to drop it, and as embarrassing as it is, it's a really nice toy. One Aiichiro hasn't even gotten to try out yet. He'd been about to when he'd realized he was late for a study group, which was why it was sitting out in the first place.]

Promise me you won't drop it when I tell you! I haven't used it yet!

[He makes a little jump, still trying to get his hands on the thing, though of course it doesn't work. Why does Rin have to be taller and stronger?]

If it's that fragile, that's all the more reason why you shouldn't have left it on your desk.

[That place is seriously a hazard zone. A puff of air in the right place could set off a chain reaction that collapses half the room. Rin holds the item high up in the air - juuust high enough that he's sure Nitori can't reach it.]

Well, it looks pretty solid...

[Glass, yes, but not something that's going to break at the lightest tap. Rin's still wondering what the thing is for, but he can wait until Nitori answers him - and answering will happen.

... Sorry, Nitori, your senpai isn't promising you anything. It's not that he plans to drop the item, he just doesn't think you deserve a dumb promise like that, all things considered.]

The website said they can chip if dropped...

[Sigh. He's not getting out of it. Aiichiro takes a step back and flops into his desk chair, defeated. He outright squirms against the chair as he tries to come up with the right words to explain.]

It's kind of a toy. I wouldn't have left it out, but I had been thinking about trying it this morning, and then I didn't have time after all because I remembered I had to go to class early to help with a project and-

[He's not been clear enough, he knows it, and having Rin ask again would just be more embarrassing. So he clarifies.]

A sex toy I mean. I got curious about... things.

[About having something shoved up his butt, he means. And he couldn't just borrow Rin's cock and give it back or something. And like hell he was going to ask when they were going to move on from fooling around a little to fucking, or if Rin was interested in that at all.]

Edited (forgot the pitiful face) 2013-12-25 19:01 (UTC)

[A toy? Rin looks at it again, wondering what it's supposed to do - something tied around the base, maybe? - until Nitori explains what kind of toy... and even then it takes Rin a moment to realize what the thing is for. It's not that he's some kind of innocent, but he's not exactly an expert on sex toys. He has no reason to care about that kind of stuff. Hell, fooling around with Nitori started out more accidental than anything; he certainly didn't go looking for it. It just happened, and he decided he liked it enough to keep doing it. He's never once thought about taking it to the next level, if only because he can't imagine any guy really wanting to take it up the ass. It seems impractical, probably painful, and definitely embarrassing, if not downright shameful.

He would never ask Nitori for something like that.]

You were seriously gonna shove this thing up your ass?

[The look Rin gives Nitori is too tolerating to be strictly disapproving, though there's a definite air of what-the-fuck-are-you-even-doing?! to it. He holds on to the toy a moment longer, staring down at it with distaste. Who creates a thing for that and makes it look like this, anyway? Finally, Rin sighs and puts the toy back on Nitori's desk.]

If you're curious about things, ask about them.

[It's not meant to be an offer, really. It's more like a plea to think for a change, and not do anything stupid - because Rin is pretty sure it's stupid to want to shove glass up your ass.

Is it stupid to shove someone's dick up your ass, too? Well... he's not really sure about that yet. But at least he could almost understand Nitori wanting to try that - if Nitori asked.]

[Aiichiro picks up the discarded toy, turning it over in his hands as he sits there. It does feel nice against his skin, he thinks, and heavy without seeming overwhelming. He does want to try it still, despite what Rin said.

But.

His senpai's reaction has him thinking about the reason he wanted to try it in the first place, and now that they're talking, he might as well be honest about it. Right? He screws up his courage, smiles up at his roommate, and answers the question that Rin probably had considered rhetorical.]

Yeah, I think I might. Do that, I mean. I read that it felt really good, and...

[He's trying not to blush, but it doesn't really work.]

Um... I tried with my fingers, but I couldn't really reach the good spot that well by myself.

[Somehow, with the topic more or less settled on, Rin isn't as weirded out anymore. Maybe he just refuses to be, refuses to be behind Nitori in anything at all. Really, though, who would have thought the guy was thinking about stuff like that already?

Well, it's not like Rin hasn't learned by now that Nitori is surprisingly advanced in some ways... if you get past all the disorganized childishness.]

Isn't it seriously dirty in there?

[Trying and failing to picture it, Rin latches on to something that should be pretty plain - something he can't go wrong with.]

You better have worn gloves.

[Something like that. Gloves would work, right? And, with that, Rin abandons his death grip on the topic for something more neutral, wandering over to his bed to plop down on it.]

Huh? Why would I..?

[He hadn't even considered wearing gloves, of course. Who does that? Other than people with some kind of weird medical kink, he guesses. He shakes his head though, looking up toward Rin and setting the toy aside again.]

It wasn't that dirty! Lots of people do it, and it's not some kind of weird thing. ... you... do you think I'm weird because I liked it?

[He blushes, looks down.]

I-I just heard it was really intense, touching that part I mean. So I tried it, and it was kind of hard to reach, but I did... it was really intense. I was thinking maybe-

[He shrugs his shoulders, not quite brave enough to say that he'd thought maybe Rin would want to fuck him. Someday.]

That's not what I said.

[He doesn't think Nitori is weird. He doesn't understand what could be nice about sticking something in there, but he doesn't need to; it's a thing people do, so clearly some people like it.

And that's fine. It's just not something Rin is eager to try on himself. Like eating snails, or something like that: everyone's welcome to try, but he's not interested.

Having plopped down on his bed, Rin looks up at the photos stuck to the bottom of the top bunk, before glancing over at Nitori.]

Hmm?

[In spite of how obvious it probably should have been, it takes Rin a moment to realize the topic has turned to him - and even then, he doesn't necessarily draw the right conclusion.]

You want me to try?

[He's not even considering how, yet, and, maybe as a result of that, the question is completely neutral; almost painfully so. There's no investment in it at all - but there's no rejection, either.]

Only if you're interested.

[Aiichiro shrugs his shoulders, looking up with a sudden smile. He'd been worried for a second, but it didn't take much to make it better. Especially when he knew Rin, knew his reactions, knew that at very least he would have been honest if he were freaked out.

He looked over his rooommate, trying to think how to articulate what he was thinking.]

It does feel good. If you'd like me to try it for you, I could. With my fingers, I mean. Maybe while using my mouth on you or something.

[He doesn't really expect Rin to want that. What he thought was more likely was...]

But I thought maybe someday you'd like to do it.

[He'd been reading too much BL again maybe, saying it like that. He should really be more clear, so he drew a breath and tried again.]

With me, I mean. Have sex with me.

[As if everything they were already doing weren't sex, somehow.]

[No, Rin really isn't all that interested in having Nitori try it on him, though that specific offer has him consider it. Nitori using his mouth on him is never a bad thing, after all; it might just make up for the inconvenience.

Well, Rin still isn't that eager. Definitely not yet; maybe after he does something along the same lines to Nitori. Seeing how it works from the 'safe' side first only makes sense.

He's still not expecting the offer of 'actual' sex.]

You want me to fuck you?

[Considering how he was placed on the receiving end just a moment ago, Rin makes it absolutely clear with that question and a look that that's not how it would be going down. But him fucking Nitori... It's not like he's not curious, but is it really okay? Nitori seemed pretty convinced before, though... Eager, even. And it's not like they haven't done just about everything else already - not often enough to get bored of it, but enough that doing one more thing probably isn't that big a deal, even if it's that.

Sitting up, Rin checks his phone - nope, no messages; yes, still enough time for homework later - before shoving it up under his pillow and out of the way.]

Worth a shot.

[And no time like the present, clearly.]

[This isn't really how he imagined it going. Not that he'd sat around thinking about it, but he certainly didn't expect it to be so... easy? Aiichiro blinks, a little startled by the sudden turn of events, and then wonders if that checking of his phone means what he thinks it does.]

Right now?

[Despite the question, he's already pushing himself out of the chair. He doesn't have a lot of plans - and none that can't take a backseat considering what's happening - and he doesn't think that waiting would necessarily be a good thing. He'd just get nervous, after all, and Rin-senpai might change his mind.

So he steps toward Rin's bed without waiting to be asked, sitting on the edge of it.]

I mean, I'm good with right now.

No point in putting it off.

[Rin's voice is its usual practical-bordering-on-bored. Maybe it's just because of Nitori talking blowjobs, but lust is starting to tickle at the edges of Rin's mind, distracting and arousing. Clearly it's better to take care of that right away; can't study with that sort of thing on the brain. Opening his belt at an impressive speed, he's soon shoving down his pants. He might have left them on to some degree, but for this, it only seems right to go all out, and hence completely naked.

Below the waist, anyway. No real need to remove his top, right? And that way, if someone walks in -...

Well... May as well avoid his top getting sweaty.]

Lock the door, will you?

[And Rin takes off his shirt, too, tossing it at his chair with practiced aim, then throwing his pants after it. Underwear and socks will follow soon enough.]

Oh, right!

[He's just sat down, but Aiichiro bounces back up quickly enough to do as told. It's not like he's going to make Rin do it, and it's his fault for not thinking about it. He really doesn't want to get interrupted doing something like this.]

Um, I have some stuff, since I used it for trying it myself...

[He gets that too, on his way back to the bed, and tosses it down. Rather than sitting back down though, he starts to strip out of his own clothing, only faltering a little to stare at Rin's body.]

Right...

[Stuff. Well, at least Rin knows what that's for, more or less. He still grabs the bottle with something between curiosity and suspicion, pops it open, and puts just the tiniest bit on his fingers by way of testing... only to immediately recoil.]

The hell's that smell?

It... is supposed to be watermelon, I think, but it smells kind of like candy, doesn't it?

[Aiichiro is blushing, but he doesn't apologize either. After all, he didn't buy it with the intention of Rin using it.

He walks back over to the bed, then stands there kind of awkwardly, not sitting back down yet.]

I thought if it was something that smelled good, it'd be less intimidating.

[Pause.]

Do you care how? Because I could just lie down on my back, but if you'd rather the other way...

No, the smell's as intimidating as anything else.

[For Nitori! It should be that intimidating for Nitori! It's not like anything on the planet intimidates Rin!

It's strange to be doing this, but stranger, somehow, to think about it. Rin honestly never thought he'd need to consider what kind of sexual position he might prefer - it just never came up! Now here he is, with Nitori of all people, and Rin is completely out of his depth. It's not a feeling he likes, not something he'll even let himself feel; if in doubt, it's always better to not give a shit. So he thinks about it only a moment before reverting to not giving a shit, a soft sigh underlining the massive amount of fucks he isn't giving.]

On your back is fine.

[And Rin moves over a little, making more room on the bed for Nitori to assume the position. Rin meanwhile puts a little more lube on his fingers, rubbing at it with his thumb, and studying the way it moves like it's a boring science experiment.]

How much of this stuff do you need, anyway?

[Aiichiro settles onto the bed on his back, fussing a little over where to put his legs at first. He finally bends his knees a little and spreads them a bit apart, though it feels weird to be exposed so before Rin is actually touching him.

He looks over at his senpai, though, and all the nervousness disappears again. There's just something so appropriate about seeing Rin playing with the lube, investigating everything so casually.]

I don't use a lot when I'm just using my fingers. Just try a little and you can always add more if there's a lot of friction?

[Well, "a little" is what Rin's got on his fingers, he thinks... There's still the slightest frown of concentration, before he takes action; it's not like he needs to perform a thorough study of everything before he does it, but going in blind like this is still a little annoying. He doesn't want to screw up too much, even if it's Nitori.

And, in a way, because it's Nitori. Rin has sort of gotten used to Nitori's admiration; he doesn't want to lose it.

Shifting into position between Nitori's legs, he takes a breath that's just a little deeper than usual, no matter how disinterested he tries to seem.]

Okay... Starting with one.

[And he presses a lube-covered finger against Nitori's asshole. It's not very sexy, but hey, it's not like Rin knows what the hell he's doing. He's never done anything like this.]

[The weirdest thing is really not to be doing anything. The whole atmosphere of the thing doesn't feel right for him to try to touch Rin at all, and he's not going to touch himself while Rin is doing this. It'd just feel crude and all wrong.

So he doesn't know what to do with his hands, and they flutter a little, just above the bed, before settling. He shifts his hips a little, arches his back just to stretch the muscles there, vaguely restless. It's not that he's nervous about something so simple as being fingered, but the angle is different from when he does it himself, and there is more coming than just fingers. He hopes, anyway.]

It's already nicer than by myself. Just because you can reach better.

{It's kind of idle commentary, but it helps his nervousness a little.]

That makes sense.

[Rin's intonation is slightly more "obviously!" and slightly less "good point", but there's nothing really malicious about it - just his usual attitude, made worse by something that's not quite nervousness, but certainly a need to perform.]

Ready for more, then?

[He's feeling less resistance, anyway, and if there's still something very weird about having his fingers in there, he's starting to see the appeal of having his dick in Nitori's ass. Not really waiting for an answer, he'll insert another finger mmediately, if Nitori doesn't protest.]

How the hell does that even feel good?

[Muttering to himself, Rin really can't imagine. But it's not a complaint, or judgment - just a simple lack of understanding.]

[Aiichiro doesn't protest. Rin isn't going all that quickly after all, and it's definitely not hurting. He rocks against the fingers inside him, but the question distracts him a little.

Aiichiro has given a little thought to what sex might be like, but he's certainly never imagined having his first time be with a partner that he has to explain things to. It's certainly not how he'd have expected Rin to be, though he supposes he should have known better. He hasn't minded what they've done together so far - the fooling around - but while Rin had been pretty in charge of that, he's definitely out of his depth here.

Well, it's okay. Aiichiro can fill his senpai in.]

There are a lot of nerves there! And it's made to stretch some, you know, so it's not like it hurts unless you hurry too much or do it without any lube.

[His expression gets a little less certain though, because he wants to say something but isn't sure if Rin will mind if he's too pusy.]

Um... you haven't quite found the really good spot yet, but I'm sure you will once you... you know.

[Sorry, Nitori, your senpai isn't as addicted as you are to BL. While not inexperienced when it comes to things he can also do to himself, and bold enough to try a few other things besides, he's never even thought about doing this, let alone with a guy. It doesn't help that it's not something Rin would want done to himself... He really can't imagine what it must feel like.

So he'll quasi-sulkily keep going, though that casual criticism earns Nitori a glare.]

Fine! I'm going in already!

[If his fingers aren't good enough, you can take his dick and like it! Yanking his fingers out, Rin uses that hand to pump himself for a while, an attempt to get more in the mood in spite of Nitori's whining.]

The hell are you getting all impatient for?!

[Whine, bitch, moan. Your encouragement is as fail as ever, Nitori.

Pressing the tip of his erection against Nitori's opening, Rin only pauses a split second before pressing in - and wow, that's a lot tighter than he was expecting. Making a soft noise, he clenches his jaw, looking at where their body's meet rather than at Nitori's face.

He may be sweating a little.]

I wasn't-

[He really hadn't been being impatient, he'd just been trying to explain how it felt, or what would make it feel good. He's not sure how he's supposed to explain that without sounding like he's criticizing, but it's too late now anyway. He's certainly not going to tell Rin to stop, considering he might not want to try again.

So instead he just tries to get himself as comfortable as possible in the moment between fingers leaving and dick entering, and focuses on breathing through that first bit of entry.

It feels very different from his fingers, or from Rin's fingers. In fact, it feels pretty different from what he'd imagined it would too. It's not like Rin is hung like a porn star or something, but a penis is definitely bigger than his fingers, and it's different to have one solid object inside. The way the head flares makes things awkward too, the way it sort of meets resistance and then pops in.

Aiichiro twists both his hands in the blankets, his eyes rather wide, and looks up at Rin's face before following his gaze downward.]

It's really... going in.

[As if somehow despite everything he hadn't been sure it would.]

That's what you wanted, right?!

[You wanted his dick in your ass, you can damn well enjoy it! Not that Rin really minds, though the mechanics of it are slightly worrying, with that resistance suddenly less once the head pops in. He's going to get his dick back out just fine, right? He couldn't get stuck or something...

Nah, it should be fine - and anyway, he's already doing it. Slowly pressing in further, the slight frown of concentration reappears, and he studies himself disappearing into Nitori as if he's expecting red alarm lights to go off there if he does something wrong.]

It's hot...

[He means the temperature!]

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