[When the Condescension had said to get the Signless off the planet by any means necessary, he hadn't expected that to mean being stuffed in a frilly dress and sent across the universe as someone's ordered matesprit (he'd tried to explain again and again to the people at the 'agency' that he was male, but troll genitalia seemed to endlessly confuse them and he'd eventually just let it slide).
It had been a relief to arrive and find out he wasn't actually going to be made to be anyone's for-life quadrantmate, since the human male who'd ordered him had done it on a dare and hadn't expected a male troll to arrive in any case, but now he was stuck on a strange planet. In a dress. Things were weird. At least one of the human male's friends had taken it upon herself to make him feel a little less out of place.]
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It had been a relief to arrive and find out he wasn't actually going to be made to be anyone's for-life quadrantmate, since the human male who'd ordered him had done it on a dare and hadn't expected a male troll to arrive in any case, but now he was stuck on a strange planet. In a dress. Things were weird. At least one of the human male's friends had taken it upon herself to make him feel a little less out of place.]