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The Hangover Meme

Last thing you remember you were having a couple of drinks, now you're waking up... Where? What the hell happened last night? Why does the small of your back hurt? Why is there a monkey in the room? Why is Kate Perry's "Last Friday Night" playing on the radio? Piece it all together, because you weren't alone for the ride. Anything and everything could have happened last night, but if you look for the clues, you may be able to figure it out. The problem is... Do you want to know?

These rules are very loose, do whatever feels right!
→ Post with your character (Name and canon in the subject bar).
→ People reply to your character with their own (CUES ARE OPTIONAL!!; roll or choose from the offered list if you wish, as many times as you want).
→ If you wish to roll for cues, the original poster can do so as well.
→ Try to figure out why you have "Bait Master" tattooed on your back.

Optional Cue List:
1. In A Weird Place: A strip club? A gay bar? A sushi restaurant's supply room? Wherever it is, it sure raises a lot of questions about how you got there.
2. A Picture Says A Thousand Words: Maybe you think to check your phone, and you notice that there's some new images saved on it. Maybe they're hilarious! Maybe you'll wish you hadn't looked...
3. Inked: Whoever it was who convinced you that a neon-colored cutie mark would make for a bitchin' tattoo needs to be excommunicated. Or maybe worse, you got a SWEET tattoo of a sunglasses-wearing skull with sneakers... but it's on your face.
4. Hair-Razing Experience: Why does your head feel so odd? Maybe it's more than the hangover; it might have something to do with your hair being a bit different than you remember it. Maybe it's not there. Maybe it wasn't bright neon blue last you remember. Maybe you didn't have any before, but suddenly you're Fabio! It's pretty weird either way.
5. Fashion Mistake: Okay, maybe you wound up in a temple with a bunch of Buddhist monks, considering you're wearing one of their robes. Or maybe you went to a football game considering you've got a cheerleader uniform on. Or maybe things are weirder than that. You probably don't want to know why you're wearing the mascot's uniform.
6. Total Wardrobe Meltdown: Worst case scenario. Your clothes aren't just wrong... they're gone. Maybe if you're lucky, at least your companion is the one wearing them.
7. Who's that?: Good news everyone! You find yourself in a bed. Bad news, who the heck is that next to you?
8. Fought The Law (And The Law Won): Apparently Officer Jones didn't like the things you called him last night, because he's glaring at you pretty hard from behind those bars... Oh wait. He's in front of the bars. YOU'RE the one behind them.
9. Additional Baggage: Is that a monkey in your room or a baby? Either way, you can't just leave it. Well, you could probably leave the monkey, but why would you?
10. Hog Wild (DIY Drunk Shenanigans): Who the hell knows? Maybe you started a riot. Maybe you robbed a bank. Maybe you saved the world! It's a mystery to everyone! ... Well, actually it's probably only a mystery to you. Everyone else will probably remember it forever.

WE'RE NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ~~Until next Friday Night~...~~

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[ Pink hair extensions, the classiest of cat-themed tramp-stamps, and a nun habit. Where the fuck would they have gone with assless chaps and a nun costume. God, I hope this is a costume.

Cracks an eye open to glare at her bed partner. ]

whoeverve u are
u aer breathign
SO
LOUD
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[ opps, sorry rose.

it really isn't her fault that-- okay maybe it is but she doesn't remember too much. dirk should bail them out sooner or later.

don't be too mad.

she snickers. ]

Totally not what I expected from a family bonding, but it's cool.

[ gotta be sure she's not mad before she breaks out the tattoo right? ]

[ Blaine's just groaning at the sun. Stupid thing. What the fuck is it even up?

Oh right. It's morning.

He groans and covers his eyes as it sits up and notices two things. He's naked as the day he was born.

And he's on the roof of the old school.In LIMA. ]

Theres what

I Am Not Breathing Any Louder Than You Are Speaking
Which Is Loud Enough To Cause A Considerable Pain To My Think Pan Right Now By The Way
Ugh

[Kanaya groans and rubs her forehead, not noticing how pretty the Hello Kitty fingernails she's got on are (a crime, considering how adorable they are). Instead she just... tries to sit up... Oh, no, no, that's not a thing that is going to be happening right now, no.

Just gonna lay back down in her stripperiffic outfit and try to stop existing for a moment longer.]

[Oh god, who took a sledgehammer to his head. It's pounding and throbbing and he can't even think of any more terms for what he's currently feeling right now. It's not helped by the fact that he's waking up upside down, hanging off of a chair in a precarious way.]

...Hnnnngh....ugh...

[ see, he's more worried about the sudden difficulty in forming words. ] The ph-... phrase is... [ actually, why does his arm hurt just as much as his head? the pain in his ass is probably from the way he was sleeping (yes, he can actually do that much thinking in this state), but that... ]

Uh, 'what did I do last night'...? [ turn and then pause because OH GOD KUROSAKI'S HERE HI HELP. ]

[URGH, SOMEONE MUST DIE.]

[ ha ha ha ha oh waow. his head his throbbing.

just gonna. slowly wake up. must have been a LONG NIGHT PARTYING ho ho ho.

reeeaches out to his nightstand. which... isn't there. welp. OPENS ONE EYE.

opens the other.

D:

observes surroundings....

D: ]

I'd like to continue dreaming now.

you
tiara
photo op
my phone, for some reason?

nice tutu, by the way

[ THERE IS A SHOUT from nearby. Someone is paying John's bail, apparently. Whoa!

Is it Sherlock?

Lestrade?

Molly?

None of the above because in strolls one Jim Moriarty with a smile on his face. ]

Yep, that's him. C'mon, Johnny boy, let's go.

[ that is the sound of John's heart stopping.

and all the color is draining out of his face.

and if he had a weaker stomach, last night's tab would be coming up too BUT. he's just going to maintain a steady colorless deadpan.

oh yes. dreaming would be such a luxury right now.

the cell door opens.

]

I'm guessing there's no alternative option to actually sticking around then, is there? I was actually catching up on some long since needed shuteye.

[Ichigo is noticing those pains too, and he's scowling fiercly as he's getting more and more aware of the shit that's going on around him.

Oh and that Hijiri's here too. ...At least they didn't wake up naked in bed together.]

...dunno...

Prrrrrobably not! You're wasting this man's valuable time, John, and I paid good money for you!

[ a snort ]

We have a long drive ahead of us. Do you even know where we are?

[ if this were aaaaaaaaanyone else he could probably buy five extra minutes and hope Sherlock felt like being bothered to drag his arse out of 221B but.

that's probably not happening.

DEEP BREATH. ]

Right then.

[ nods to the officer who... isn't wearing the usual English officer attire. oh. this isn't panning out to be good. at all. CLEARS HIS THROAT AND. steeeps out of the cell. not making eye contact with the lunatic who just saved his ass. no actually. the jail cell was probably doing that. ]

[ there is a smile and a tip of his head to the officer as he says thanks in something that sounds like... Italian, perhaps?

And then he follows John out the building to where a cute little car is waiting for them. ]

Don't lag around, we're on a tight schedule here, John!

[ ughghghg.

WAAAAAAAAIT.

spins around to face Moriarty because-- ]

I forgot to check out my belongings. That's a thing, isn't it? Oh! Also. I'm not getting in that car. Not with you.

[ MATTER OF FACT SMILE GOES HERE BC LOL BOY YOU BE TRIPPIN. ]

DELETE IT

One, here.

[ tossing a bag to John ]

Two, you're in the middle of Rome, Italy, -- arrested after trying to molest a statue so what will you do without me?

I'm---

I did not!

[ CATCHES weh. so thoughtful. (unsure) ]

How did I even get... here? No. Don't answer that. I don't want to hear your answer.

[ shuffling through his shit weh weh. ]

I could take the train. Or fly. You know something that doesn't involve getting in an automobile with a complete lunatic, who as I recall, strapped me up in a vest of explosives.

Blame it on trust issues.

[Except Sebastian doesn't have a phone, so we'll just say he has a stack of photographs which he finds tucked neatly under his palm when he wakes up. Excuse him while he ignoes that pounding in his head that he hasn't felt since he was at least twenty years younger and incapable of holding his liquor to flip through them.

And his expression slowly changes into one of absolute horror. These are not hilarious, not to him, but they are utterly ridiculous and no one ever needs to see them ever.]

Oh--balls.

[ AT LEAST YOU ARE IN A BED, SEBASTIAN

there is a groan from down on the floor ]

Sebastian?

[ Wow his head is killing him ]

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