The Random Porn Scenario Meme

[houseofpleasure]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[captainawesome1701]

This is SO not how he was expecting things to go down, but it only takes his brain .03 seconds to catch up. Then, he's kissing her back with all he has and wrapping an arm around her waist to lift her up and carry her to the bed.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

She wraps her legs around him and bites into the kiss. Unlike him, this is exactly how she wants it to go down. She likes being in control and doesn't want to let it go for anyone.

[captainawesome1701]

He always kinda thought she'd be a tiger in bed, and this kiss is only proving it. He's got a hand on her ass and he's stumbling towards the bed, but all the things he's learning from her lips are gonna fuel his fantasies for week.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

They're not even at the bed before her hand slips down into his pants to get a feel of him. She wraps that hand around him and it makes her smile into the kiss. Why the hell didn't she do this sooner?

[captainawesome1701]

Oh, the moan that escapes when he feels that hand. He nearly drops her on the bed, and really, the only reason he manages to set her down gently is because he's not ready to end the liplock just yet.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

He gets points for that, but once they've safely landed on the bed, she's had enough of gentle. She rolls them around and straddles his hips, so she can get a look at him while she works on getting his clothes off. She's also rocking and grinding against him, and this might be when he finds that she's not wearing anything but that leather dress.

[captainawesome1701]

Oh. He's hurrying to help her get his clothes off, but as soon as he realizes that, he's moving his hands to help hike her skirt up as far as it can go.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

She's always been shy to the point of prudish around him. Always kept the bathroom door locked and made sure to never let him cross that boundary. It's the same now. She doesn't let him pull that skirt up more than what's necessary. She definitely won't let him take it off all the way. She doesn't want to be naked, she needs that leather armour.

At the same time, she moves off of him so she can get his pants off. She definitely wants him naked.

[captainawesome1701]

Oh, that's just unfair. And at the same time, incredibly hot. He lifts his hips to help her get his pants off and yeah, he isn't wearing anything underneath either.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

Oh yeah, she's liking this more and more. It's so hot to have him here naked and so eager. She leans down to kiss along his chest, trailing it up his neck and jawline, and it might be a distraction from how her free hand reaches for that condom that was waiting on the nightstand. He's her best friend and she adores him, but she also knows exactly where that dick's been and she ain't touching it bare.

[captainawesome1701]

Rude, but probably wise. As long as there's actual dick touching at some point, that's all that matters, and the more she kisses him like that, the more he hopes she starts going a little harder on him. If this is going to be their one and only hook-up, he wants something to remember it by.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

Oh there will be plenty of that, so Jim doesn't need to worry. She rolls that one with an expert touch and gives it a couple of strokes to make sure it's nice and snug. That's all the teasing she has patience for. She straddles him again and pulls him up so he can kiss her, and she's still the one taking control. She's the one who reaches down to line him up, the one who sinks down on him so slowly it's almost torture.

[captainawesome1701]

Oh god he needs a second. This is probably the fastest post-teenage record for first-kiss-to-holy-shit-I'm-gonna-come, but it's Bones. He always hoped she'd set some kind of record like that. He is definitely going to start kissing her again, and also wrap one arm around her waist to keep her nice and close, but that's about all he can handle just yet.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

She can tell that he's holding back. It's obvious that he's trying to slow things down and it has her chuckling into that kiss. She breaks it, only so she can nip at his earlobe and tease him.

"I knew you wouldn't be able to handle it."

Of course she doesn't mean that. It's just a challenge.

[captainawesome1701]

"I am handling things ju-" Of course he gets cut off by a groan just then, but if she's going to make this a competition (oh god, let her make it a competition, that somehow makes it even better), then a competition it shall be. Now that she's at his ear, it's easier for him to hold her close and flip them over to start driving into her.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

It's definitely a competition. Normally she's not one to rush these things, but with Jim it's different. She tightens around him and rolls her hips in a rhythm that syncronizes with his almost too easily. Things shouldn't fall into place so naturally for them, but they do, and it only makes her want to make more of an impact. She wants to unravel him so fast and so hard that no else will ever come close. Now that they're actually doing this, she'll do everything in her power to stand out from the common horde.

[captainawesome1701]

If he had half a brain, he'd freak out a little how natural and right this feels. If he had half a brain, he'd realize that she is way, way, WAY better in bed than he had ever imagined and it might make him wonder just how kinky she really is.

If he had half a brain.

Which, right now, he definitely doesn't.

Right now, he can only think ahead far enough to slide one hand down from her cheek to her breast to her belly to reach down and thumb her clit because oh god, he will NEVER live it down if he comes first without even trying to get her off.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

Truth is that she was so focused on winning the game that she wasn't thinking that far. She was getting plenty of enjoyment out of trying to beat the captain, but then his hand slips down on her and it doesn't take long before her breath starts hitching and she moves more to press against his thumb than to meet his thrusts. It won't take her long to get where he wants her, but she'll be damned if she lets him win this. And she's not above cheating either. Though she doesn't expect him to complain when she sneaks a hand down his back and between his cheeks so she can press two fingers inside and aim right for his prostate. She'll milk that orgasm out of him.

[captainawesome1701]

Oh, that is SO cheating, and there's no way he can hold back after that. He slams into her one more time, emptying into that unfortunate condom and trying to keep his hips moving but oh, they do not have the same force they did a second ago. When he's finished, he'll most likely completely collapse on top of her - not just because he had one of the most incredible orgasms, but also because it's her and he'll always want to be as close to her as possible.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

Yeah, she's a little smug that she won this, but not so much that she won't take a moment to enjoy them being this close. Only a moment, though. After that, she's shoving him off so she can go wash her hands. And ranting at herself about putting her hand inside him without gloves or making sure he was clean, and good god, that is so unhygienic.

[captainawesome1701]

"You're completely killing the mood, you know." Oh, but he has a grin that won't stop, and he's just going to lie there in the bed and enjoy this feeling. For ten seconds and then he's going to roll off the bed and join her in the bathroom so he can pull that condom off and clean himself up.

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

She's in there scrubbing her hands like she's prepping for surgery. Force of habit.

"Oh, you're gonna complain now? You're the one who didn't even last three minutes," she teases with a raised eyebrow and a little, soft smirk that suggests she really isn't complaining.

[captainawesome1701]

"This time." Once he's wiped himself a couple times with a washcloth, he's crowding up behind her to kiss her neck. He's not normally this cuddly with a one night stand, but he just can't stay away from her. Not now, not ever. "Just wait for next time."

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

"Who says there will be a next time?"

She's not one for cuddling either. These random encounters are about getting her fix and then she leaves. Normally. Now, though, she's pushing back into that cuddle and seems more satisfied than any orgasm could make her.

[captainawesome1701]

"Well, you haven't kicked me out yet, so I'm assuming that I get to stay for at least a little bit longer and try to improve my rating." Now that they've crossed that line and actually done it, he's got all kinds of ideas of the things he wants to do to her. Admittedly, these are things he's thought about before, but now there's an actual chance he actually gets to do them.