The Mistletoe Meme

[mapsincolor]

Oh no, mistletoe!

 

SHOOT. Who put that there?! Well, you’re caught - pucker up!

How to Play

1. Post your character and canon in the subject line
2. Next person who responds is the one you’re caught under the mistletoe with!
3. Go as awkward, sweet, or embarrassing as you like! (Quick cheek peck? Full French? Sure! But you have to kiss or the Nargles will get you!)
4. Comment, Tag, and catch others under the mistletoe. Have fun!

Comments

[failblazer]

I knew it! You do want to kiss me!

[Why else couldn't she move? It's because she hasn't finished what she came here to do! That's completely obvious! Time to just. Gently put a hand on Kaguya's shoulder and push her back.]

Move.

[aeterna_filia]

If I had wanted to kiss you, why would I have pushed you away? Seriously, how dumb are you?

[If she ever finds out who put this mistletoe here, they're not going to have a job anymore. Hell, they'd be lucky if they managed to find another job that would take them after Kaguya spreads some gossip.

She's tempted to smack Mokou when she's pushed, but gotta keep calm. While she seems to get pushed back a little, that's just her upper body.]

I can't, you dolt.

[failblazer]

I must be dumb if I'm still working for you!

[Wait no. Fuck. That. Dammit that was terrible. Ah well roll with the punches, Fujiwara!

And by roll with the punches that means push Kaguya a little harder.]

Whatever happened to your high and mighty attitude? Just move it.

[aeterna_filia]

[She's going to ignore that comment. And proceed to flick Mokou on the nose. Hard.]

If you would pay attention, you would see.

[She's trying to move. Her legs look like they're trying to move, but her feet won't leave the floor.]

I. Can't. Move.

[failblazer]

[After scrunching up her face like a scared cat at the sudden assault on her nose, Mokou makes to back off only to find that her feet won't work. Time to almost fall back, then fall forward and then grab onto Kaguya for support.

You wish you were this shoujo-ai hero, Kaguya.]

I... yeaaah looks like I can't move either.

[Her head is resting on Kaguya's shoulder and you can bet her face is the same colour as her ugly ass sweater.]

... What'd you do?

[aeterna_filia]

[Ew, what. Why is Mokou touching her. Yeah, she's trying to push Mokou off.]

Let go of me. Immediately.

[Ugh, this is sooooo gross. Who knows where Mokou's been.]

Get off of me.

[failblazer]

[She's been in her office all day. Working hard. Show some respect.

Ah but she is clinging on pretty tight and yeah okay that's awkward time to shoot away back to supporting herself. Cough.]

Don't avoid my question! What did you do?

[aeterna_filia]

[Working hard or hardly working?

Mokou can cling all she wants. Kaguya will make her pay for it sooner or later.]

I didn't do anything.

[failblazer]

[Woah hey she already let go no need to make her pay!]

Well you were here first, weren't you? Tell me what's going on, dammit!

[aeterna_filia]

[But making Mokou's life miserable is like, her sworn duty or something like that.]

Do you honestly think I would do something like this to myself?

[Answer that question very carefully.]

[failblazer]

You? Act like an attention craving manipulator? No, boss, perish the thought!

[So much sarcasm it would kill a small elephant.]

[aeterna_filia]

[That's a lot of sarcasm. And it earns Mokou another flick to the nose.]

You think I'd want your attention? [Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk. Brb, laughing fit again.]

[failblazer]

[Internal keymashing at the flick to her nose will have to wait. She didn't need Kaguya's laugh to spoil her day further so she has to shoot it down!!]

I don't think you care whose attention you get. You're desperate that way, yeah?

[aeterna_filia]

I don't even have to try to get attention.

[Mokou makes such funny jokes. Maybe that's why Kaguya hasn't fired her yet.]

[failblazer]

Yeah, sure, whatever you say.

[Seriously. Move, legs, move! She's starting to lose her temper and--]

Ghhhhaaa! What the hell is this?! Move move move move move!

[aeterna_filia]

To continue trying to move is apparently pointless.

[Of course the solution is just to stop moving, right?]

Of course, if you want to futilely try to move and run yourself ragged, feel free.

[failblazer]

Why are you so calm about this?! I want to go home. I'm tired as hell and couldn't care less about this stupid party and you seeing me in this stupid sweater is the last thing I wanted so just-- move, dammit!

[She swings her head in. Not for a kiss, no, for a headbutt.]

[aeterna_filia]

Because getting all worked up over it is foolish.

[Smiiiirk. Mokou, you just let a little something slip.]

I would think you wouldn't want anyone to see you wearing that.

[Ouch. That actually kind of hurt. Kaguya just sort of shakes her head for a moment.]

That isn't helping, either.

[failblazer]

[What r u talking about she didn't let anything slip not a thing nu-uh why are you smirking should she stick her head into you again, Kags?

Okay yeah she'll do that again.]

Move it!

[aeterna_filia]

[This time, Kaguya's hand is in the way. Why does Mokou have to be so predictable? It's kind of tempting to poke her in the eye or something, but Kaguya is good at showing restraint.]

Didn't I already tell you I can't?

[failblazer]

Since when haven't you thought you could do whatever you wanted?

[Sick burn. Sickest.]

[aeterna_filia]

If I thought I could do anything I wanted, why would I be here of all places? I could certainly find a much better job than watching over and keeping track of all of you.

[failblazer]

Because... you like making people miserable with your presence?

[That is an honest guess, too.]

[aeterna_filia]

Oh? There's only one person who appears to be miserable in my presence.

[failblazer]

Yeah, you really are bad at hiding your self loathing, huh?

[Ha.. ha.. that was a terrible comeback and basically means she agrees with Kaguya and that everybody - Mokou included - likes having her around. All lies!]

-- Just move, already! I'm not getting any younger.