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sneaking sex meme

SNEAKING SEX MEME

You and someone are determined to get it on. True, there is a time and place for everything but it's grown hard to ignore your urges. So, sex happens! But, you gotta be sneaky about it.

• Roll RNG or pick a number below.
• Try not to get caught.

01 / PARTY. You may be drunk and met a total stranger. Or maybe your significant other is urging you to have some quickies in the bathroom. The booming music could be a good cover to hide your moans.
02 / WORK. Office building? You're horny and you need to get it out of your system if you plan at being a productive member of society.
03 / OBLIGATORY INCEST OPTION. This taboo is more along the lines of sneaking all the time, not just at an event.
04 / SHOPPING. There aren't cameras in changing stalls, are there?
05 / MOVIE THEATRE. The popcorn trick doesn't work all the time.
06 / SCHOOL. Having an affair with a teacher or wanting to have sex on campus? Better be extra careful.

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[ The question is amusing at any rate. He doesn't have time for answering, letting his actions speak for him. He moves to get up, still keeping the kiss, but now sitting on the table, making it a bit easier for Shiranui. He slides his tongue inside his mouth, hands slipping up and over the man's chest. He pulls back, looking at him and licking his lips.

He tugs at his tie, undoing it and the blazer he normally wears. He sets it behind him, unbuttoning his dress shirt and taking that off as well. ]

I have to admit, I've been waiting for this chance. You've caught my eye since the first day we met.

[ Cliche, but true. He couldn't stop thinking about him to a point. And now he's undressing for him, in the lounge. Hanbei pulls him a bit closer, kissing at his jaw. ]

That so?

[ he asks, unable to keep his eyes on his face; there was something going on with those hands and Shiranui wants to watch. following their movements, an anxious expression flashing in his eyes as he raised his gaze. ]

It kind of feels like I'm livin' out one of those romance novels...

[ his way of saying the feeling was reciprocated; even if his 'waiting for this chance' hadn't been right from day one, it had still been an inevitable build up.

he can't really help himself, either, at the sight of bare skin. he sets a hand to his hip, letting out a soft hum beneath his breath from that kiss at his jaw. sliding his fingers along his side, up and along his shoulder. pausing, for a moment, at his neck, before sliding down; along his chest and back to his side. ]

[ The touches are light and send shivers down his spine. He leans against him, allowing him to touch as he wishes, reciprocating as he tugs on Shiranui's clothes. He wants them off - and he'll undress him himself if he takes too long. ]

Do you read romance novels?

[ Now he's just teasing. It doesn't matter to him. Hanbei has better things on his mind - but he couldn't help but ask the mostly rhetorical question. He smirks against his skin, kissing his neck briefly before sitting back a tad. He trails a hand down to his slacks, undoing the belt and then the button. He toys with the zipper, dragging it down slowly and spreading his legs. ]

Let's see if I can keep up with you.

[ he chuckles at the question, almost answering it but remains quiet instead; one or two of his daughter's, maybe. out of curiosity, to see what the hype about them was (and, really, the romance scenes in them had been...something). ]

Don't worry if you can't. [ he draws his hand away, obliging to the tugging on his clothing and works his jacket off. it was probably a good thing that his uniform was a little more casual, not as many layers to it as some of the other teachers.

and all he has to do is pull of his shirt, once the jacket is off. both on the chair Hanbei had been previously occupying. ]

I offered to be your training partner, didn't I?

[ he leans down, moving a little closer now that his legs are spread. bumping his nose against Hanbei's neck, his mouth is right by his ear a second later. breath hot, voice lowering and taking on a husky tone. ]

We can start on it right now, yeah? Go somewhere else after this.

[ Hanbei nods, sliding his hands over Shiranui's bare chest. He might not be as active, but he had some stamina. Despite his age. He kept in shape somehow at least. He has some upper body strength from his time as a fencer, which he had taken up in high school.

He shivers, turning his head slightly and parting his lips. The words send a surge of warmth down his cock. ]

I like the sounds of that. Maybe we can go for more than three rounds.

[ He doesn't know if he could survive it, but he might as well bring that up. Hanbei wants to see just how good he is. He slides a hand down to Shiranui's pants, undoing them and dipping beneath the waistband. He squeezes and gropes, tracing the outline of his cock with a light touch. ]

[ Shiranui opens his mouth to speak, the way his eyes narrow and the flash of amusement in them gives off the hint that he was going to say something playful; tease him a little, before taking on a serious note with it.

but the words don't come out; instead, they turn into a groan. his body leans into Hanbei's touch, wanting to be closer. where he had already felt a little turned on from their earlier exchange, the way Hanbei's hand feels on him, its enough for him to get fully erect. ]

Only if you think you could handle it. [ he breathes, looking at him with a light flush on his cheeks.

his own hands are back to Hanbei's body. one at his hip, the other pressing between his legs. if he could touch, then Shiranui could too. but he wasn't going to dig in right away; if he couldn't tease him with words, he was going to do it through actions instead.

so he touches him through his pants, stroking his fingers over the material of his pants, teasing along the zipper before taking him in his hand, and squeezes him in return. ]

Mmn- I think I can.

[ Hanbei dips beneath Shiranui's underwear at that point, feeling him skin-on-skin. He hums, squeezing and stroking slowly, breathing out as Shiranui teases him. It feels wonderful, and he presses up into his hand. He quickens his pace, pressing against the head with his thumb, swiping over the slit.

Swallowing, he looks down, pulling him out a bit and looking him over. He smirks, looking back up at him. ]

Not bad.

[ his eyes are closed, his breathing heavy and shallow; how long has it been since he's had someone else touching him like this? it was too much of a pain to even try to remember something like that.

he presses forward, rubbing against his hand, shuddering at the sensation from the friction is causes. ]

Gotta... [ he opens his eyes, looking down at him with half-lidded eyes, forcing a grin. just a "not bad", huh? that was better than a "oh, is that all?" by a damned long shot. chuckling a little, almost breathless in sound. ] Gotta make sure I'm not compensating, yeah?

[ because of his height - with how tall he was - anyone would think he was lacking in other areas. ]

Mm, you definitely aren't. You're quite... proportionate.

[ Which is definitely a good thing. Hanbei slides his hand from base to tip, looking up and watching his reactions. That's hot - the man is gorgeous and he can't get enough of him. He leans in to kiss hsi neck more, pumping him languidly before speeding up. Slowly but surely - all for the sake of driving him mad.

Should I give you a bit of lip service?

Aah.

[ his eyes open a little more, as if that was the most they could widen from the momentary passing of surprise. he had been expecting a question like that, but not so soon. especially so since his free hand had taken to wandering, pausing before it could get a chance to brush over his ass. ]

I'd been planning on asking you the same thing.

[ a pause, his head tilting in a subconscious action to allow Hanbei access to his neck. his motions a little lazy as he attempts to match the speed of his hand. ]

Only, ya know. [ he grazes those previously unmoving fingers over his ass, giving his cock a simultaneous squeeze. ] With me goin' down on you, instead.

Great minds think alike.

[ He's not too surprised by that. Hanbei kisses him a bit more, breathing in sharply as Shiranui's hand picked up the pace. His slowed down some, Hanbei rolling his hips. ]

There's an easy solution to that, you know. Though... it might not be so comfortable here.

[ he was right.

there was nothing comfortable about a desk, unless it was going to be used for what they were currently doing and being bent over (or bending someone over) it. a thoughtful sound comes from the back of his throat, the noise mixing with a strained groan. ]

I'd say we could move things to the infirmary, but, I bet the doc is long gone.

[ his hand slips inside his pants with those words, working him a little more and setting an even pace. ]

Actually...

[ Hanbei slips his hand away, breathing out as Shiranui works him over. It's hard to think with that hand around him. It's nice and warm, the friction is wonderful, and he has to swallow before he gets the rest out. ]

I think he leaves soon. Do you want to go chance it?

[ He caresses over Shiranui's chest, not wanting to stop touching him. ]

[ well, that certainly does change things, doesn't it? at least the venture to check and take the chance would be easier. not too long of a walk. in the same building as them.

he gives a squeeze before pulling his own hand away. ]

Yeah, why the hell not. [ if he was still there, great; they could figure out an excuse for use of the room, if asked. ] Beats havin' to take a bus or train somewhere.

[ That's what he likes to hear. He smirks, moving to get dressed, mostly hiding the bulge in his pants. He'll use his blazer to cover that up, just in case. ]

Definitely true. I'm usually here last, and... he's gone before I go.

[ Since Hanbei's something of a workaholic and likes getting his things done here. Until the janitor questions him about being here late and he goes. He doesn't like arousing suspicion, even if he's not doing anything bad. ]

[ he almost feels a little bad as he watches him, pulling on his own shirt but he just ties the jacket around his waist. his pants are a little more loose than those stuffy dress pants, but the way the sleeves are tied, and how they fall, are subtle enough placement. ]

Kinda surprised I haven't run into you more, if that's the case.

[ because he tends to stick around a little later than usual, himself. just to make sure the students had put everything away properly; that the equipment was ready for the next day. ]

Guess I'll have to thank those kids for pushing me so hard, today.

[ he reaches out, fingers reaching, nearly grabbing Hanbei's wrist before he realizes what he's doing. Shiranui's eyes widen for a moment before relaxing, pulling his hand away with an embarrassed chuckle and he turns away bit.

scratching the back of his neck. ] Well, let's go see if the doc is in, yeah?

I tend to hole up in my office.

[ An easy explanation for why they never see each other. Hanbei had only come here because he figured Shiranui would be in. He looks at the hand reaching for his wrist, then to Shiranui. Ah, how cute. He gives him a playful push with his hips. ]

We can hold hands later, if you're so inclined.

[ that certainly was an easy enough explanation and it was a good enough answer for him. ]

Mm.

[ he hums at the push, tilting his head to look down at Hanbei. he could feel the heat at his ears, extending to his neck. he wouldn't mind holding hands, really. it was habit for him to do what he did. ]

Only if you don't mind doin' it...

[ he almost looks like a puppy, the way he has this hopeful look in his eyes. but it's gone as soon as it appeared, and he's halfway out the door by then. ]

But I'm gonna give you a fair warning, okay? [ he glances over his shoulder. ] I'm a really affectionate guy. So no complaints when y'get cuddled, you hear?

[ Oh, now that's adorable. Hanbei grins, following along and looking casual. ]

I don't mind in the least. Who would have thought you would be a cuddler?

[ A chuckle. He shuts the door behind him, heading the way to the infirmary. Thankfully, it's not too far. ]

It's endearing. I just might have to tease you about it.

[ he deserves whatever teasing may happen; it was a fair enough warning, to let him know before it actually happened. there were a few people who didn't quite appreciate sudden hugs or kisses or cuddling.

so- ]

I'll have to do my best to keep ya from teasing me, then. [ there's that playful grin.

his eyes narrowing just a bit as he picks up his pace, no longer trying to keep stride with Hanbei, now. if only because it doesn't really take them all that long to reach the infirmary. and when they do arrive, Shiranui's hand is on the door.

and it opens without any trouble. ] We got lucky.

Ah, that'll be difficult.

[ It's in his nature to tease, after all. Hanbei gives a glance, following Shiranui into the infirmary. ]

So we did. Which bed should we choose? We should be careful to not dirty it too much. It wouldn't be very sanitary.

[ It really wouldn't be. He isn't the type to leave behind "evidence" anyhow. ]

Middle one's the most comfortable.

[ he says it all while shutting the door behind them both, hands coming to rest at his hips as he looks around. it's as clean as ever - the doc sure does out do himself with keeping everything tidy. or maybe it's one of those students he has helping around.

well, whatever; doesn't matter because he's already starting to undress himself. his coat is draped over a chair at the side of the bed, his shirt following right after. ]

Yeah, yeah. [ he stretches, muscles pulling taut. a couple of pops and crack follow an easy groan. ] I got ya. Though I bet the kids who've snuck in here from time to time, when the doc ain't around, never thought to be as careful.

You have experience being in here?

[ He follows suit with undressing, setting his clothes on a separate chair, feeling a new twinge of excitement. This is even more wrong - sneaking around to the infirmary to do this. He likes it more that way. Hanbei smirks, coming close, sliding a hand over Shiranui's chest. ]

Well, we aren't kids.

Now... how about you lie down? [ He coaxes him to turn, pushing him to the bed. ]

[ his back hits the bed, head against the pillow, and he stares up at Hanbei for a moment. he had been in the middle of pulling his pants off when it happened; at least he had gotten the chance to get them somewhat on the chair before the coaxing occurred. ]

When I have a free period, yeah. [ he pauses, hands resting against his stomach. ] Even a teacher has to get a nap or two in, you know?

[ especially the physical education teacher whose students run him to exhaustion by the end of the day. at least he wasn't too tired this day, though.

he chuckles to himself, raising a hand and he brushes his fingers along whatever he can touch; part of Hanbei's arm, his side and stomach. eyeing him with a lazy expression. ]

You should join me down here, though. Not fair to push a guy down and then not do anything.

Here I thought you were younger than me. Old man.

[ He chuckles as well, soon coming closer so Shiranui can touch him more. Hanbei slides a hand up and over, carefully climbing to straddle him, teasing with grinding their cocks together. It coaxes a shaky inhale from him and he dips down to kiss the man on the lips, hands supporting him upright. ]

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