green with envy.

[bottecellie]

JEALOUSY

 

 

Everyone feels jealous at one point or another, whether it's justified or not. What's important is how we deal with it... do we discuss it, fight about it, or plan epic revenge to carry out?

 

- Post with your character's name/series in the subject as well as any preferences.

- Others go to RNG and roll from 1-10, then respond!

- Play it out!

 

 

1 → wandering eye.

You think your lover has been looking at other's a little too often or flirting too much in your company. You can't keep quiet any longer about it.

 

2 → simple life

Your friend, family, or lover has always had it so much easier and you can't help but feel a little put off.

 

3 → don't you forget about me

Your friend or lover has found someone new they want to spend almost all their time with and you can't help but feel a little cheated.

 

4 → cheated

Forget just a sneaking suspicion. You've caught your lover in the act of cheating and it's driving you nuts. You have to confront them about it.

 

5 → for the glory

You did all the work, or at least you feel like you did, so why do they always get all the praise?

 

6 → moved on

You broke up or had a falling out with someone close to you and it's killing you to see how they've seemed to let go and you're stuck standing in place.

 

7 → because i want you

You're jealous of any attention they get because you're secretly in love with them. Time to make it known!

 

8 → always the favourite

Everyone always praises them or they were clearly the favourite child or just more popular with friends. You can't help but hate it.

 

9 → more experience

they're more experienced, either in the bedroom or in the office. Any activity, they outshine you. Who wouldn't feel a little inferior?

 

10 → your choice!

Didn't see something listed? Use your own idea!

Comments

[likedillinger]

... What, so they turned you human to torture you?

[exdemon]

You really don't understand how vengeance demons work at all, do you.

[likedillinger]

Enlighten me.

[exdemon]

[She gives him a brittle smile.]

Want to know what I'd do to you if I had my powers? There'd have to be a wish, of course, but I was always very good at getting girls to make the right wishes.

[likedillinger]

What: riddle my dick with all the diseases from A - Z until it fell off?

[exdemon]

Permanent erectile dysfunction.

[likedillinger]

And you wonder why I call you evil.

[exdemon]

The point is, there is a lot more to vengeance than pain and death, and a lot of better ways to torture someone than through physical harm.

[likedillinger]

So now you're gettin' what you gave?

[exdemon]

Something like that. My boss is even better at vengeance than I was in my prime.

...can we go back to talking about how terribly you treat women?

[likedillinger]

Think I'll pass.

[exdemon]

[Yeah, Anya will decide when we pass. :| ]

Do you even give them your real name?

[likedillinger]

What's in a name?


... That's Shakespeare.

[exdemon]

I know, I saw that play with the original cast.

[likedillinger]

And gave Romeo the clap while you were at it?

[exdemon]

Just because I gave one guy a sexually transmitted disease, you assume that's all I did?

I sent Juliet to a parallel dimension populated entirely by snake-people.

[likedillinger]

... So you're an equal opportunity life ruiner.

[exdemon]

[She stares at him like he's very stupid before saying slowly:]

They didn't have female actors back then. Juliet was played by a boy.

[likedillinger]

... Oh.

[ Give him a second. ]


Oh. [ EWW ]

[exdemon]

Oh, big surprise, more judgmentalness. You're so close-minded.

[likedillinger]

Hey, I'm not judging. They can... be whatever kind of crossdressing freaks they wanna be.

[exdemon]

...using the word "freaks" is judgmental. You do realize that, right?

[likedillinger]

Fine, then, crossdressing people.

[exdemon]

Better. Now try it with demons. They're people too, you know. Well, sort of.

[likedillinger]

... Not even sorta.