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Clint looks at Lucky and grins, "Watch you little brother." He says pointing at the dog, and it kind of looks like he might be saluting Clint. The man laughs and climbs into the passenger seat. "We can never let our bosses know how smart he is." He chuckles buckling up.

Phil glances at the dogs in the rear view mirror. "We've got no reason to mention him in any official report." Lucky should be safe from any SHIELD scientist. Although Fitzsimmons might take an interest. Phil would keep an eye on him. "I think he'll be alright."

Clint just smiles and relaxes in the the passenger seat, he reaches over and fiddles with the radio a little finding a good station. "He will, he's good at taking care of us." He smiles a little more. "He'll get Doughnut into shape." He a pauses for a moment and looks over at Phil. "Do we know who Tony invited?"

"I believe he invited the Avengers and a few people from SHIELD, but he didn't actually let me see the guest list or give my opinion on it." Once Clint is done fiddling with the radio Phil catches his hand and slides his fingers through his. He brushes his thumb across his wedding ring. "You'll have plenty of friends to show me off to."

"Oh good, nothing too then." He laugh a little he smiles with Phil takes his hand, he laces their fingers together for a moment. "Good, but if Darcy tries to touch your butt... again... tell her that's my job." He gives Phil a slight wink.

"I can't believe she did that." Phil didn't understand. The first time he met Darcy she had threatened him because SHIELD took her iPod. Then she gropes him. "Why anyone bothers when you're around I don't understand. In a room full of superheroes she gropes me." He knows he's attractive but he can't compete with the likes of Thor and Steve and Clint.

"It's the suit, and you're sexy as hell." He says very seriously, before giving Phil a big smile. "Also she's trying to flirt her way to a new ipod." He laughs softly. "Think I'll get her one for christmas, that says 'keep your hands off my man <3 Clint ' on the back." He grins. "That should do the trick."

Phil rolls his eyes. "If you do that she'll know it bothers you and she'll do it more to get a reaction out of you." He pulls the SUV into the parking lot and once parked learns over and kisses Clint. "No one could take me from you, you know that. You're it for me. Stop worrying about Darcy."

"It doesn't bother me, I just think she's trying to flirt her way to an ipod." he laughs softly and returns the kiss. "Not worried, I got you as much as you're stuck with me." He grins against Phil's lips.

Lucky pokes his head into the front seat and starts licking their faces, he wants in on the affection too. The soft sound of little doughnut yipping in in the back seat trying to join in.

Clint lets out a soft laugh and pushes Lucky's face away gently. "Lucky... come on man."

"She's not going to get one." SHIELD didn't budget for those sorts of things. Darcy would have to get her own.

Phil wipes his face with a hand, laughing softly. "Alright, alright, we'll get you guys out."

He ruffles Lucky's ears and gets out of the car, going around to the back to get both dogs out.

Clint laughs and shakes his head, "I was going to pay for it, not Shield." He says hoping out of the jeep and he moves over to the other side and opens the door picking up Doughnut and snuggling the puppy getting some face licks.

Lucky gets out of the truck and starts the well known path to the elevator sitting waiting for the two men.

"I'm stubborn and think she doesn't deserve one until she asks nicely, but you can do whatever you want. It would be nice to get her off my back." He lets Clint take Doughnut because it's an adorable image.

He opens the elevator door for Lucky and steps in after the dog. He holds the door open until Clint and Doughnut join them. "He's going to be very popular at the party I bed."

Clint laughs a little at the face licks and Phil and follows them in. "I think they both will be, bigger hits than us." He smiles a little.

"If I'll tell Darcy to ask nicely." He laughs a little, "But it's Darcy." He says like that explains everything.

"If that gets us time alone that's fine with me." He slides an arm around Clint's waist for the elevator ride. When they're not working Phil can't keep his hands off his husband.

When the elevator doors open the whole crowd is waiting for them, Avengers and Phil's ducklings included. He isn't expecting to see them. Lucky rushes out to soak up all the attention and food handouts he knows come with parties and big crowds.

Clint leans against Phil as the man puts an arm around him Doughnut squirming to follow Lucky, sniffing the air and wiggling is Clint's arms. Clint doesn't want to put him down though, he's still to little to wander around the party the way lucky does.

"Oh look your kids are here." He laughs brightly kissing Phil, "They don't know, yet do they?"

"They know I'm married." He's always wearing his wedding ring, even in the field. "They didn't know it was you."

It had never occurred to Phil to mention that he was married to Clint. He assumed everyone knew. It was the worst kept secret in SHIELD and had been for years, even before they were married.

Clint blinks and laughs as they get off the elevator, it's not bad, it's actually really tasteful. "How could you not now, we're married?" He grins a little, as everyone starts to greet them.

"You think he'll be okay to explore?" Clint asks hesitant to put doughnut down.

"Javis can keep an eye on him." He catches up with Lucky and takes the dog's leash off. Now he can run around freely without tangling anyone up.

He quickly gets surrounded by his Ducklings and has to explain, which is really ridiculous because it's fairly obvious and his agents should have picked up on it by now.

Clint takes the leash off Doughnut and sets the pup down, and the little guy quickly chases after Lucky. Clint moves over to Phil smirking a little and looks over the team for a moment. "Not bad." He laughs softly.

"You hand picked them all right?" Oh he's just trying haze them a little.

"Everyone, my husband Clint. Clint, everyone. There, everyone knows you're my husband." He's teasing the Ducklings more than he's teasing Clint but that he can do both is a good opportunity.

"Yes, I picked them. Do you want their files to approve them?" He glances at Clint, one eyebrow raised. "Should I give you the power to fire them?"

"I'm not going to say no to that offer." He grins a little the dogs coming around sniffing everyone on the team.

The team looks a little dazed at meeting Clint, well Ward looks a little confused, Skye looks like she's about to write a blog, and Fitzsimmons are rambling off a dozen questions.

Clint's eyes go a little wide and he lets out a laugh.

"Good luck with them."

He slides an arm around Clint's waist and lets him face the full wrath of his team. If Skye writes a blog though Phil's going to make sure it gets taken down. He doesn't want their personal life on the internet.

Clint takes it all in stride except for Wards glaring, he's not sure where that's coming from. But he talks to everyone and leads Fitz and Simmons over to Darcy and tells them to have fun, and walks back over to Phil.

"There that should be fun to watch..." He smiles a little.

He will talk to Ward later about the glaring. He doesn't approve. "I hope I get them back in one piece." He steals a kiss once Clint gets close enough.

He holds out a water bottle to Clint. "Are you having fun?"

Clint takes the bottle of water and opens it and takes a long sip and smiles at Phil hugging the man. "Yeah I am." He nods kissing Phil again. "It's good to meet the ducklings." he laughs.

"KEEP IT PG GUYS THE KIDS ARE HERE." Tony calls out from the snack table where he may or may not be giving the dogs pizza bites.

Lucky is a such a sentient almost human dog in the comics ><

He's pretty darn amazing in the comics. Still waiting for Coulson to appear there too.

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