apeopleperson: (dirt off my shoulder)
Azula ([personal profile] apeopleperson) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-11-15 01:11 pm

SMASH STOMP CRUSH DESTROY

怪獣格闘シナリオ!!!
(THE KAIJU/GIANT FIGHT MEME!!!!)
RULES

- Tag the meme, leaving your character name, fandom, and any appropriate preferences in the subject line.
- YOU ARE NOW KAIJU!! You can be your normal-looking self but just giant. Or maybe your transformation gave you extra parts, or armor, or powers, for whatever reason. Regardless you are now kaiju-sized and ready to cause destruction in whatever city your characters have found yourselves in! (Whether they want to or not!)
- Everyone who tags you is either your kaiju-sized opponent(s), or puny-sized. Puny-sized characters can either be victims or opponents!
- Play out the results!! BOOM!!
- Have fun, but respect the preferences of others!!!
- There may be triggers in this meme. Violence and possibly death especially!! So be warned!!

始まる!!
underhaaanded: (Default)

Ankh | Kamen Rider OOO

[personal profile] underhaaanded 2013-11-15 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[OTA. Ankh looks like a giant dude in a bird monster suit.]

At last, after a thousand years, Ankh was free! Time to conquer Earth!

The site of the celebration was complete chaos as Ankh descended upon it. Balloons scattered everywhere, children were running and crying, and it wasn't long before police cars with megaphones began pulling up and setting up a perimeter in a half-mile radius around the monster sighting.

Ankh, heedless of the cries for help from the fleeing citizens streaming out into the streets, carelessly batted away a giant cloth banner that read "WELCOME GUINNESS! WORLD'S LARGEST POPSICLE!" After he was done here, maybe he'd set a few city blocks on fire. Or hunt down his former comrades; that'd be good for a laugh.
tookittoeleven: (usa//bwuuuuuah?)

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon | One Can Speculate Her Series

[personal profile] tookittoeleven 2013-11-15 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. Um.







Ok then. Kaiju-sized. What do.]
Edited 2013-11-15 19:04 (UTC)
rip_pinkytoe: (★ Face. Of. Genius.)

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Private Michael J. Caboose here, wandering around like an unsuspecting idiot because he is when he wanders into... ]

Ow.

[ He rubs his faceplate. ]

There's a wall here.
rip_pinkytoe: (★ Tucker did it)

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
Wait a second...

[ He notices something strange about this wall. ]
rip_pinkytoe: (★ Let me guess!)

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
It kind of looks like...
rip_pinkytoe: (★ Face. Of. Genius.)

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
. . . . .
rip_pinkytoe: (★ Tucker did it)

done

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whoops! Too late. He tried to think too hard and lost his train of thought. He's forgotten what he was thinking and why the last words he said were "looks like." ]

.... Looks like there's a wall here! I should go a different direction.

[ What he ran into is the giants shoe, is actually what it is. ]
Edited 2013-11-17 08:48 (UTC)
incrediblebanner: (HULK FEEL PRETTY. OH SO PRETTY.)

Bryce Banner | AU!MCU | OTA.

[personal profile] incrediblebanner 2013-11-15 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS. SMASH PUNY OPPONENTS.]
rip_pinkytoe: after_thought (★ Army of one)

Re: Bryce Banner | AU!MCU | OTA.

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ PUNY OPPONENT SEE YOU, SHOCKED.

PUNY OPPONENT SCREAM IN FEAR.





... PUNY OPPONENT STILL SCREAMING. ]
bigsoftie: (angryyyy)

Leatherhead | TMNT (2012)

[personal profile] bigsoftie 2013-11-15 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just his normal self, only super-sized.]
polyturtle: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2013-11-15 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[But of course!]

Leatherhead?! Leatherhead!!
bigsoftie: (is that pizza?!)

[personal profile] bigsoftie 2013-11-15 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leatherhead had a hard time dealing with these changes. It was bad enough when he was his own size, but now these humans wouldn't leave him alone! Granted he made a little bit of a mess, but it wasn't his fault, really!

He wanted to get away from it all when he heard someone calling him out. He soon caught sight of a turtle that looked strangely like someone he knew...yet not.]


Donatello...? Is that you?
polyturtle: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2013-11-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah!

[He was cupping his hands to shout. It was the best he could do for the moment.]

What happened to you?

[He declined to make any big guy jokes. Unlike Michelangelo, he knew better than to crack jokes.]
Edited 2013-11-15 22:30 (UTC)
bigsoftie: (sorry senpai shredder)

[personal profile] bigsoftie 2013-11-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least he's glad it's someone vaguely familiar. He crouched down to listen better, crushing a few cars in the process. It was obvious that Donnie was perturbed by this change.]

I wish I knew. I went outside and soon I became this...

[Sigh.]

The humans, they do not leave me alone.
polyturtle: (oh...oh dear...)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2013-11-16 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Its a bit worse than that...they're sending the military after you!

[Because giant + narrow streets = guaranteed panic.]

We've got to find a way to get you to safety, all right? But I will also find a way to hold the military off!
bigsoftie: (now kiss)

[personal profile] bigsoftie 2013-11-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[And speak of the devil, the military's on it's way.]

But where can I go? I have nowhere to hide.
polyturtle: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[personal profile] polyturtle 2013-11-17 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I--I don't know!

[Shell, shell, shell--]

Hang on! I'll try to scramble the military hardware so they can't control it! That might give you a chance to get somewhere less populated!
bigsoftie: (rock you like a hurricane)

[personal profile] bigsoftie 2013-11-17 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall take care of them.

[And Leatherhead rises, his tail waving back in forth in the air, already moving forward to meet the challenge.]
dreadpool: (pic#6922473)

Deadpool (Earth-12101) | Marvel Comics

[personal profile] dreadpool 2013-11-15 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, oh boy! It sure is easier destroying an entire world when you're the size of the Empire State Building. Everybody looks like ants from up here!

That's because they are ants, Wade. They are ants.

Yeeeep! And I'm Dale from Dale's Dead-Bug, here to exterminate!
rip_pinkytoe: (★ He shot himself. In the back.)

[personal profile] rip_pinkytoe 2013-11-17 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Giant Caboose here doesn't know that he, too, is the size of the Empire State Building. Nor does he actually know what the Empire State Building is. He doesn't know who this other guy is talking to, either. Actually, just to be safe, let's just say Caboose here knows nothing. But even that might be giving him a little too much credit. ]

Well.

Hello, Dale.

I'm Caboose!
strawberryredgrave: (Here we go again...)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2013-11-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure Deadpool was the cooler name. Just sayin'.

(Oops, looks like another smart-mouthed badass got himself kaiju'd, but this one doesn't seem to approve of the little rampage the other one is having.)
dangersrighthand: (Default)

Yancy Becket | Pacific Rim

[personal profile] dangersrighthand 2013-11-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why did he get turned into Knifehead? WHY DAMMIT?]