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R E N ([personal profile] unlockable) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-03-25 09:15 am

The Mindfuck Meme

The Mindfuck Meme: Expanded Ed. 1


This is not a very nice meme. If you have any major or typical triggers, you're being warned here that you might want to keep fully clear. That said, ever misread 'midfuck meme' with an extra 'n' in it and been sorely disappointed? This one's for you!

This version of the mindfuck meme is expanded from the first! It's been nabbed from memekingdom on LJ.

1. Post a character! It'd sure be nice if you put their name, canon, and any prefs you might have in the subject line. **Please note that this meme is open to both sexual and platonic content and you may want to list non-sexual rp as one of your prefs.**
2. When other characters tag in, they'll be using ye olde RNG (1-13) to figure out just how they'll be fucking your character's mind and maybe their body.
3. Be royally screwed up and need therapy for decades.

Mindfuck Possibilities:

1. I Own You: It doesn't have to be sexual (though it can be). It doesn't have to be very abusive (though it might be). But you know you own this person and you will break them down until they can accept the truth of it. All that they are—body, mind, and soul—is yours. They should have known that from the beginning. Now they'll know it 'til the end.

2. We're One and the Same: What this other person doesn't get is that you're two sides of the same coin. You practically own each other! No one else will complete them the way you can. You're twins. Brothers from another mother (or was that the same mother?). They won't get away until they acknowledge that to escape is to deny everything they are. Good thing you're ready to help.

3. Nobody Has Ever Loved You (Like I Do): This person doesn't understand how worthless they are—how they've been abandoned on purpose by anyone they ever cared about. The only thing they have left—the one creature that doesn't despise them utterly—is you. And maybe you're about fed up as well and they should grovel at your feet.

4. By Your Bedside (YANDERE): You love them. You love them utterly and how have they betrayed you? Ruthlessly! Talking to others—looking at others. Disgusting. You aren't going to allow it anymore. They need to understand the importance of your love. What's that? Maybe you aren't in a relationship by any… real, official standards? Heh. That can be fixed!

5. You're a Doll, Doll: Some people just don't get it. They think they have rights the same as anyone else. They don't see how they're only a puppet or a pet. Something less than you—less than anything. They belong on a leash or sitting pretty on a shelf. Poor darling! Lucky for them you've taken an interest in setting them straight (or… really gay).

6. Stop Forcing My Hand: It's not your fault you're tying them down! It isn't your fault they need your initials engraved in their skin! They made you. They stared at you with those eyes or they did those awful things (awful being rather subjective)! You wish they could apologize enough for such atrocities. You'd love to let them go. You don't want to do this even if it's possibly getting you off to an excessive extent! You're the victim, all right? Fucker should learn to shut up when they're told to.

7. Kiss Me and Smile at Me: Time for a little mindcontrol up in here! With the power of your will, you're able to control the other person completely. Tell them to jump, they jump. Tell them to beg—oh. There will be begging. And don't they deserve it? Unfortunately, the effect isn't always complete and sometimes your target knows in their heart and mind that they don't want to be doing just as they're ordered. Too fucking bad. This is a mindfuck meme, after all.

8. Such a Child: If this kid doesn't want to listen and do as their told, it's time you start treating them like the brat they so want to be. Up to you how far this goes, though spanking and taking control of your target's life seem like the mostobvious solutions. And who cares if they're actually younger or technically older—they need to learn to sit up straight! Not slurp their soup! Do as they're expected to as a part of society. And if they won't, it's only fair for you to convince them.

9. A Permanent Stain: All right. All right. You'll be fine as long as you leave this mark on them. Maybe a small tattoo will do or perhaps you're the type who wants to cover their entire back with your initials. A piercing? Sure! Or five. Whatever—all you know is it's time there's something physical to show your connection. Just the scent of you on them isn't enough anymore and this is surely the only way to stake your claim.

10. Escape Cockblocker: While really any other options could involve this, you've gotten down containing your target to an art form. You know all their weaknesses and what shackles fit them best. You can keep their powers at bay and break their spirit (or profess your adoration!) at your leisure. Your expertise in containment is absolute. And now it's time to test the waters.

11. BRUTALITY K.O.: Eh, it's easy to be dark and brooding. It's simple to concoct gorgeous plans, but sometimes? Violence with a little brainwashing between punches and bone-crunching is the best way to go. With this prompt, your tactics are all violent. You'll snap fingers and crack ribs all in order to help get your message across. They'll learn to love you for it. You've got more than all day.

12. Feeling Superior: This is all about your rank! Either you're sick of having been under this person's heel or you've always wondered why they don't defer to your superior position. Upping the ante regardless. They should know by now that they should lick the floor when you ask for it so politely. You're in charge. Call it a further promotion, if you will. Call it learning to excel.

13. Creepozoid's Choice!: Pick any of the options above or a 13th sort of mindfuck not explicitly listed. Remember, 13 is always an open option if you'd rather not roll or if you want to mix any series of numbers together.
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[personal profile] notromanceable 2012-03-26 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
It saved your life, didn't it?

[The stunt with the shuttle was... well, yes, it was reckless. There was no getting around that fact. But it had also saved Alenko's life. If it cost a ship, if it cost his life, but it saved their cause, wasn't it worth it?

The idea that those sorts of trade-offs weren't always necessary had been planted during his conversations with Shepard, but it wasn't something he was completely buying into. He knew all too well that sacrifice was necessary - It was something he'd lived with every day since Fehl Prime.]
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[personal profile] majoralenko 2012-03-26 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it didn't. You caused more damage than anything-- sure you may have helped get that damn mech, but you also nearly flattened us with that stunt.

[Then again, who was Kaidan to talk, he took that mech head-on with no back-up and almost got himself killed. But that was just it...]

Look. I'm not trying to be a jerk, I'm trying to help. You're new and people are going to be expecting a lot from you. You need to take it easy on the stunts next time, we would have found a way to get Dr. Eva's mech and the information it downloaded.
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[personal profile] notromanceable 2012-03-26 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[James gritted his teeth, biting back harsher words. Alenko outranked him, even aboard the Normandy - And while Shepard called the shots, he was still a part of the Alliance.]

Didn't look that way from where I was sitting.

[It was the most civility he could manage.]
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[personal profile] majoralenko 2012-03-26 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can tell it's taking a lot of the other to keep his anger in check, to bite his tongue and say whatever outlandish things he could think of, but it was for his own good, Kaidan believed.]

That's because you're impulsive; you acted first without even thinking. [Brief pause.] What would've happened if you destroyed the android in that crash, huh?
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[personal profile] notromanceable 2012-03-26 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Then Cerberus would have been just as fucked as we were.

[The answer was immediate, without really thinking. Yeah, they would have lost the data. But Cerberus wouldn't have had it. Like hell was he going to let those bastards take anything else from him.

But... if Cerberus did have it, there was still the potential to get it back.

Fuck this. He made the right call - It worked, didn't it?]


Look, I get it. Be a team player, don't blow things up.

Is this leading to something, or can I go back to getting shit done?
majoralenko: (a; whew! that was a chore)

[personal profile] majoralenko 2012-03-26 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[With that kind of mindset how were they to achieve anything? Sure, Vega's impulsive bumper-shuttle stunt was effective but it could have easily put more at stake.

He had gotten his point across, James understood, so there was no sense in continuing. He grilled the guy enough for today.]


No, we're done here I guess. I'll, uh, let you get back to fixing your rifle.
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[personal profile] notromanceable 2012-03-26 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Major Alenko.

[If he could have injected anymore sarcasm into the words, he would have.]

Sir.
majoralenko: (k; c'mon don't be like that)

[personal profile] majoralenko 2012-03-26 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Anytime. [Stubborn.

Kaidan wasn't quite satisfied with just an eye roll before taking his leave. There had been a moment or two when he wanted to hurl James across the room.]
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[personal profile] notromanceable 2012-03-26 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He growls to himself, glaring back at the weapon on the table. Somehow, he didn't feel like working on it much anymore.

His fist hit the table with harder than he'd intended, the dismantled rifle rattling with the impact.]


Pendejo.
majoralenko: (k; vega and alenko)

ooc

[personal profile] majoralenko 2012-03-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I blame the meme. Maybe in future threads Vega will see Kaidan isn't such an ass...or pendejo lol.
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ooc

[personal profile] notromanceable 2012-03-26 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
True. The meme setting is probably not the best for that! |D