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The Mindfuck Meme

The Mindfuck Meme: Expanded Ed. 1

This is not a very nice meme. If you have any major or typical triggers, you're being warned here that you might want to keep fully clear. That said, ever misread 'midfuck meme' with an extra 'n' in it and been sorely disappointed? This one's for you!

This version of the mindfuck meme is expanded from the first! It's been nabbed from memekingdom on LJ.

1. Post a character! It'd sure be nice if you put their name, canon, and any prefs you might have in the subject line. **Please note that this meme is open to both sexual and platonic content and you may want to list non-sexual rp as one of your prefs.**
2. When other characters tag in, they'll be using ye olde RNG (1-13) to figure out just how they'll be fucking your character's mind ~~and maybe their body~~.
3. Be royally screwed up and need therapy for decades.

Mindfuck Possibilities:

1. I Own You: It doesn't have to be sexual (though it can be). It doesn't have to be very abusive (though it might be). But you know you own this person and you will break them down until they can accept the truth of it. All that they are—body, mind, and soul—is yours. They should have known that from the beginning. Now they'll know it 'til the end.

2. We're One and the Same: What this other person doesn't get is that you're two sides of the same coin. You practically own each other! No one else will complete them the way you can. You're twins. Brothers from another mother (or was that the same mother?). They won't get away until they acknowledge that to escape is to deny everything they are. Good thing you're ready to help.

3. Nobody Has Ever Loved You (Like I Do): This person doesn't understand how worthless they are—how they've been abandoned on purpose by anyone they ever cared about. The only thing they have left—the one creature that doesn't despise them utterly—is you. And maybe you're about fed up as well and they should grovel at your feet.

4. By Your Bedside ~~(YANDERE)~~: You love them. You love them utterly and how have they betrayed you? Ruthlessly! Talking to others—looking at others. Disgusting. You aren't going to allow it anymore. They need to understand the importance of your love. What's that? Maybe you aren't in a relationship by any… real, official standards? Heh. That can be fixed!

5. You're a Doll, Doll: Some people just don't get it. They think they have rights the same as anyone else. They don't see how they're only a puppet or a pet. Something less than you—less than anything. They belong on a leash or sitting pretty on a shelf. Poor darling! Lucky for them you've taken an interest in setting them straight (or… really gay).

6. Stop Forcing My Hand: It's not your fault you're tying them down! It isn't your fault they need your initials engraved in their skin! They made you. They stared at you with those eyes or they did those awful things (awful being rather subjective)! You wish they could apologize enough for such atrocities. You'd love to let them go. You don't want to do this even if it's possibly getting you off to an excessive extent! You're the victim, all right? Fucker should learn to shut up when they're told to.

7. Kiss Me and Smile at Me: Time for a little mindcontrol up in here! With the power of your will, you're able to control the other person completely. Tell them to jump, they jump. Tell them to beg—oh. There will be begging. And don't they deserve it? Unfortunately, the effect isn't always complete and sometimes your target knows in their heart and mind that they don't want to be doing just as they're ordered. Too fucking bad. This is a mindfuck meme, after all.

8. Such a Child: If this kid doesn't want to listen and do as their told, it's time you start treating them like the brat they so want to be. Up to you how far this goes, though spanking and taking control of your target's life seem like the mostobvious solutions. And who cares if they're actually younger or technically older—they need to learn to sit up straight! Not slurp their soup! Do as they're expected to as a part of society. And if they won't, it's only fair for you to convince them.

9. A Permanent Stain: All right. All right. You'll be fine as long as you leave this mark on them. Maybe a small tattoo will do or perhaps you're the type who wants to cover their entire back with your initials. A piercing? Sure! Or five. Whatever—all you know is it's time there's something physical to show your connection. Just the scent of you on them isn't enough anymore and this is surely the only way to stake your claim.

10. Escape Cockblocker: While really any other options could involve this, you've gotten down containing your target to an art form. You know all their weaknesses and what shackles fit them best. You can keep their powers at bay and break their spirit (or profess your adoration!) at your leisure. Your expertise in containment is absolute. And now it's time to test the waters.

11. BRUTALITY K.O.: Eh, it's easy to be dark and brooding. It's simple to concoct gorgeous plans, but sometimes? Violence with a little brainwashing between punches and bone-crunching is the best way to go. With this prompt, your tactics are all violent. You'll snap fingers and crack ribs all in order to help get your message across. They'll learn to love you for it. You've got more than all day.

12. Feeling Superior: This is all about your rank! Either you're sick of having been under this person's heel or you've always wondered why they don't defer to your superior position. Upping the ante regardless. They should know by now that they should lick the floor when you ask for it so politely. You're in charge. Call it a further promotion, if you will. Call it learning to excel.

13. Creepozoid's Choice!: Pick any of the options above or a 13th sort of mindfuck not explicitly listed. Remember, 13 is always an open option if you'd rather not roll or if you want to mix any series of numbers together.

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Shit. [She's hates when he does crap like this. Make her get all emotional and misty eyed over something so stupid.]

Well now I can't do it.

Hey. [He stops what he's doing -- belt and button undone -- to put a hand on her shoulder.]

Should I get Dr. Chakwas to do this now?

No fucking way. [She moves in closer, one palm sliding over his chest.]

But I'm gonna need to put this thing somewhere else now. I'll be using that other part of yours in about two minutes, and I don't want to wait for the medi-gel to kick in.

[He laughs, just a short and quiet quiet chuckle. His hand slips over a couple inches of inked skin on her shoulder before he drops his hand down to sit loosely on her waist.]

Well, I don't mind the change of plans. It's your call where it goes, Jack.

Don't worry. I'll still put it somewhere the Alliance won't be looking.

[But since his pants seem to be undone anyway, she's just going to take advantage of that for a quick grope.]

That's a tease, you know. [But that's not exactly a complaint, even if they do have something else to be focused on. For once, a distraction isn't bad. The galaxy isn't on the verge of ending.]

'Tease' is only half of that word, Shepard. [And she's got the other half in her hot little hand.]

I've got to find some way to make my mark on you. So you won't forget what you're supposed to be fighting for.

[That gets a wry smile. He's more than a little aware of the other half of that word.]

I hate to break it to you, but I don't need a piercing for that. I'm not going to forget about you. [He doesn't think he's going to convince her, though, so he settles with leaning forward and kissing her. And he's gentle as usual about it.]

[She's not as gentle, but he's never complained about that before and she doesn't think he'll start now.]

You'd better not. [A little biotic power and she can push him back against the wall pretty easily, despite his height and muscle advantage.] I'd get pissed off.

[And John doesn't start complaining now, not about the kiss or biotics. He doesn't fight the biotic push either.]

I promise I won't. It's your turn to trust me. [His arm curls around her waist, pulling her and her needle closer.]

That's not exactly something I'm good at. [She drags the needle over his skin, not quite hard enough to pierce through. Her free hand moves to his right nipple, pinching it hard enough to cut the blood supply.]

I've already let you get too close.

[He doesn't do much more than flinch, eyes still firmly fixed on her -- not the needle.] I'm not asking you to be good at it. Just try it sometime.

You've already let me this close and nothing bad's happened, right?

Nothing bad's happened yet. [She waits until the skin pales and gets numb before sliding the needle through, neat and clean and nothing like the messy wounds she's used to delivering. She leaves the needle in while she digs the silver barbell stud from her pocket.]

Anyway, it's too fucking late. You're already in here, screwing up everything, making me feel shit...

[The numbing doesn't last long, not with a needle through his nipple. Quick enough, it starts to ache and it sure doesn't look pretty either. He cringes, but somehow, it's still easy to focus on her.]

Nothing bad is going to happen. Not if I can help it.

[He's saved the galaxy once or twice. John can manage this much.]

And what if you can't help it, huh?

[The metal bar pushes in a little wider than the needle. Jack's fingers are bloody by the time she twists the end onto the piercing, and having blood on her hands has never bothered her before. Except this is Shepard's blood and that makes it different. Complicated.]

[The sharp sensation of the metal bar earns a quiet grunt, a twitch of his fingers against her. It hurt, but his daily life was more painful.] If I can't help it... If something bad happens, something I can't stop...

[He takes her bloody hand, not bothered by the sight of his own blood, even on her fingers.] Then you can be pissed at me.

Asshole. [She looks at where she's marked him, swollen skin under glinting silver, and thinks about how it's not even as permanent as her tattoos. If he takes it out, the hole closes, like she was never there.]

You're supposed to say there isn't anything you can't stop.

There isn't. [He can't know that. Not when they both know the opposite is true; he's died before. But even Commander Shepard understands just wanting the comfort.]

It'll be okay, Jack.

You're a shitty liar.

[She squeezes his hand.] But thanks.

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