The "No Reason, I Just Wanna Smut With You" Meme for Character Admiration, Missed Opportunities, etc

[celebratory]

You know the moment. You see a character on a meme and you really, really want to tag them. It's not the meme's premise that's so alluring, it's the options to pick from in the comments! But for whatever reason, you either don't see that perfect character, they're on a different meme, you come too late, real life happens, or, if you do start a thread, it never goes anywhere. This meme is for all those times you've wanted to tag, but didn't, meant to tag, but forgot, or just otherwise didn't do what you wanted to.

Here is your chance for tagging because you can and you want to. No rhyme, no reason, just smut. Have an idea in mind? Good! Don't? That's fine, too! Want to put yourself out there to anyone and everyone and see what you get? Who knows? Maybe someone's been wanting to play with you for a while! For this meme, the more random, the better. Go forth and tag every character you've ever wanted without fear, no matter how crazy the pairing --- or the sex. This is your post, smut RPer. Use it wisely.

x Comment with your character and preferences. People who want to tag your character and play with them in whatever capacity will tag you! If you're feeling particularly bold, you might even want to list characters you've always wanted to play against (ie, "I'd really like to smut with Dean Winchester or Goku").
x In turn, you tag others you've always wanted to tag. If you want to, you two can talk out ideas. If not, just start a thread! Or, if you've threaded before, maybe you can continue it here!
x There are no prompts, but if you need inspiration, there are lists of kinks here and here.
x Play nice and respect others.

Comments

Tony Stark || MCU || OTA

[thesuitandiareone]

[bitterbrother]

[I'd love to do an AU scene where Loki was never adopted by Odin and instead managed to kill Laufey and take his place among the Jotun. To make things interesting, Odin could have arranged for Thor and Loki to be engaged to be married, which would give the Jotun prince an excuse to visit earth alongside Thor. Thor and Loki don't get along very well at all. Insert Tony and that could be where things heat up. Interested?]

[thesuitandiareone]

[ooc: Sure! Sounds fun.]

[bitterbrother]

[They were fighting again. It seemed to be an endless cycle ever since Loki had arrived, arm-in-arm with his intended husband-to-be. They had tried to keep up appearances the first few days or rather Thor had tried desperately to keep the peace between them, but eventually they began to argue in public instead of behind closed doors. Heated arguments downward spiraled into raging fights between the two of them. Well, Loki did most of the fighting. Or rather, he'd hiss and rage and throw furniture at Thor, only to have the flimsy wooden furniture break apart when it hit the god. It was an arranged marriage. A badly arranged marriage that would ensure a long alliance between Asgard and Jotunheim.

And neither Loki nor Thor seemed pleased with the arrangement. Thor tried honorably to hold up his end, but they were too opposite. It was like marrying the sun with the moon.

The loud sounds of things being thrown, breaking against the walls, and Loki's loud voice mixed with Thor's own booming voice. Until finally, the blue skinned Jotun jerked the door open and slammed it shut hard enough to shake the very foundation of the tower. Stomping off, he made his way towards Tony's bar to pour himself a drink, still muttering under his breath.

[thesuitandiareone]

"Jarvis..."

Because NOTHING should be shaking the foundation of the Tower. Nothing at all. Though he's really not surprised. Two god types living in his home after all. Moving down to his bar he raises a brow at the sight. Loki standing there muttering to himself about who knows what.

"Bad day?"

There's no hint of amusement like there normally would've been. He's genuinely curious.

[bitterbrother]

Loki had already made himself comfortable by sprawling over a nearby couch, still glaring vehemently at the wall in front of him. It likely didn't stand a chance, at least up until the point Tony wandered into the room. Loki typically preferred to be in his true form - blue skin, blood red eyes, and large protruding horns. Although he was perfectly capable of taking on Midgardian form, he refused to do so unless Thor absolutely insisted.

"My intended wants to delay the wedding a hundred years so he can be with his mortal lover."

[thesuitandiareone]

Tony's seen some pretty weird shit. Loki in his true for, luckily, didn't bother him. Then again a lot didn't bother him. He would just never admit that. At Loki's words, however, he rose a slight brow. "And you're just going to let him?" Because, somehow, that did NOT sound like Loki to him. Not that he knew the god as well as Thor did but that just didn't sound right.

[bitterbrother]

"Let him? Of course not. I'm going to kill the girl and end this nonsense." Loki responded casually, as if they were discussing the weather instead of potentially plotting to murder Jane Foster. He didn't particularly care if Thor wanted to post pone the wedding, it was the stab to his pride and ego that bothered him. That Thor would choose a mortal woman over him, even if Loki pretty much wanted nothing to do with Thor in the first place. He was a very complicated and vain creature.

[thesuitandiareone]

He can't help but snort at that, "Killing the girl won't get you anywhere." Of course it wouldn't get the god of mischief anywhere. Except for maybe Thor hating him. Even if he's pretty sure that the thunder god does that enough already. "Why not beat him at his own game? Make him jealous of you instead of the other way around."

[bitterbrother]

Out of all the pathetic little ragtag group of Midgardians Loki surrounded himself with, Loki was always startled at how brilliant Tony could be. He had a mind nearly as keen as the chaotic Jotun prince himself, although he'd never admit that out loud. Glancing down at the cup in his hand, he mulled that idea through his mind for a few moments.

Yes, why not? It's not as if he was in any hurry for this farce of a marriage to begin and in the mean time he could amuse himself with a brand new toy while Thor watched longingly from the sidelines.

"You suggest I take a mortal lover? Fine. I choose you." He murmurs calmly, those ruby red eyes of his positively fixated on Tony.

[thesuitandiareone]

"Yeah, I suggest you take a morta..." Tony has to stop and stare at the mischief god for a moment. "You what?" Because that had come out of nowhere. And he's not sure what to make of it. Not yet at the very least. When the hell had he even been on the market?