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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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okay, how about this -- i go and pick it up, special order.

With all the fixings? Extra sauces and sides?

course. anything else?

Yes, I want a pony.

think you're adorable dont you

I don't think it, I know it. Can you get me a white one? With pink bows in her mane?

[ he's bringing you a fucking my little pony back ]

you're so needy.

[She'll paint one on Striker Eureka if he does. Right next to the giant picture of Max.]

You went off and had fun without me, so I'm hurt! So now you have to make up for it. I'll settle for a kitten though.

[ christ he will murder you ]

you want a fucking kitten.

It's easier to clean up after and it'll curl up with me at night.

[And she'll be less inclined to paint a MLP on the jaeger.]

Edited 2013-11-05 04:48 (UTC)

are you serious? you actually want a kitten?

I would ask if I stuttered but this is text so. Yes. Take out and a kitten and I'll forgive you and enlist the pit crew for the parking meter prank.

...you're cleaning up the kitten shit.

[ BUT HE'LL BRING HER A FUCKING KITTEN. ]

Which is exactly why you should be glad what I really want is a kitten and not a pony.

[Screeeee, she will cuddle the hell out of that thing ~~and it will probably claw holes in his bedding~~]

no way could I get a pony in here.

Another point in favor of a kitten. They're compact! Be sure to get a cute one.

are there not cute kittens?

Probably not but I want the cutest. Probably one that likes dogs too so it will get along with Max.

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