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[ofsocksandmemes]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

Comments

[helpmerhoda]

This better be you recounting the plot of a movie you watched or I'm never letting you travel without me again.

[Rhoda? Possessive? No.]

[suicidemission]

[ CHRIST ]

absolutely it was called hit and run

[helpmerhoda]

[You brought this upon yourself, mister.]

Mhmm.

[suicidemission]

i swear i'd never do anything y'know that right

[helpmerhoda]

Well you are on the other side of the world right now.

[suicidemission]

trust me?

[helpmerhoda]

I agreed to marry you, didn't I?

[suicidemission]

[ excuse him while he chinhands at his phone like a lovesick idiot.

and then trip over the parking meter when he gets up to pee. ]

that you did.

[helpmerhoda]

[He kind of is an idiot. Sometimes she wonders why she's so stupidly in love with him.]

If you really do hit on any female law enforcement, remember I know how to make your life absolute misery.

[suicidemission]

[ ...because he took you stargazing and pushed those disgusting kaiju samples around in the rain ]

I love you.

[ and he's stupid in love with you ]

[helpmerhoda]

[Yeah, that was the start of it, wasn't it.]

I love you too, honey. Even when you lie to me about hitting on female police officers. I hope she was pretty for real and not just because you were drunk.

[suicidemission]

[ oh he is so fucked. ]

I winked. I promise. That's it. And it's not lying if I told you in the initial text, right?

[helpmerhoda]

[So absolutely fucked.]

You then told me it didn't happen, Charles.

[suicidemission]

[ shiiiit. ]

...still confessed

[helpmerhoda]

Do not play this game with me. I was more inclined to forgive you when it was just you being pissed off your tits drunk but if you try to turn this into some kind of semantics battle I'm going to become very upset. More so than I am already.

[suicidemission]

okay, okay. I'm sorry.

[helpmerhoda]

I have to get back to work. Try not to trip and stick your dick in anyone for the rest of your trip.

[suicidemission]

I wouldn't! I'm sorry, love.

[ god and he's gonna send all the flowers and go punch becket in the face for getting him drunk. ]

an hour later

[suicidemission]

i'm sorry

2 hours later

[suicidemission]

i'm really sorry love

2 and a half hours later

[suicidemission]

come with me next time?

3 hours later

[suicidemission]

there's a boutique here you'd like, want anything?

[suicidemission]

i'll pick something out

[suicidemission]

you know what fuck it i'll buy the whole store

5 hours later

[suicidemission]

i miss you :c