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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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I'm going to assume wrong number. Considering I don't have a girlfriend. [Sorry, Loki. If you wanted him to get the right gender, you should have use a picture message.]

[ that's okay he can pretend to be a girl. that's like a friday night anyway. ]

A pity. I could've been worth your while.

I'm sure. Except I'm out of town on a job.

How unfortunate. You are truly missing out.

You should stop by my friend's brewpub in a few days.

I'll need directions.

[He sends the address and directions.]

[ memorizing that for later ]

And when will you be back in town?

Friday or Saturday.

I will be there Saturday.

I'll see you then. [From behind the counter and, hopefully, in front of it.]

I look forward to it.

Just a warning, don't drink the thief juice. And don't tell Alec Hardison I said that.

Duly noted, I shall stick to a trustworthy round of mojitos.

I'll make sure my boss doesn't drink them all.

Very kind of you. I'll be sure to reward your courtesy.

Not sure if I'm doing you the favor or him.

You'll just have to wait until Saturday to see for yourself.

As will you.

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