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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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No... it's just a replica. From something.

That's not important. I just need it back.

A replica from what? You can't just say that and leave me hanging!

Maybe I'll tell you if you give it back...

You'll get it back. I told you - it's in the closet.

Now, fess up.

No way, I'm not about to put it in writing where other people can see it!

It's a text message. I'm the only one that's going to see it.

[Well, and Aiden, but he's not talking.]

It's embarrassing.

[C'mon, have some mercy!]

Can't be any worse than the shit you pulled last night.

Maybe, but that doesn't count cause I don't remember any of it. So unless you recorded a video of it on your phone, you're outta luck.

How do you know I didn't?

Oh Christ tell me you didn't

I couldn't resist when you climbed up on the table to dance.

You're lying.

Am I?

I will get a warrant and confiscate your phone

It'll be anonymously posted on YouTube and all evidence deleted from my phone by the time you get that warrant.

>:(

let's not be unreasonable here.

So spill.

Fine... it's from Lord of the Rings. Aragorn's sword. It was an impulse buy, alright?

That is the most adorable thing.

[Attached: table dance.mov]

It's embarrassing, don't tell anyone!

...and delete that video right now >:o

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