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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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And what's wrong with having an Afro?

I think we were going to call your sister, but yo threatened to tackle Audrey to the ground. So she didn't.

And here, Abbie, ,have a picture of yourself dancing on said table.

Nothing. So long as it's not on me. Believe me. I tried it once.

Well, least I was sober enough to stop that.

And there's several minutes before the next text comes in.

Yeah. So. Coyote Ugly might've been one of my favorite movies when I was in high school...

Pictures or it didn't happen.

When you did it, I wasn't sure what Ichabood wanted to do. It was pretty funny.

You know, I've never seen that movie. Also, I have your panties. ;)

I burned all the pictures.

She might be lying about that, Raylan.

I bet. One of these days, those two are going to finally admit what everyone else is seeing.

...

I was wearing jeans last night.

If I called yor sister to verify this?

Well... we did sneak out for a bit and went to my truck. ;)

Oh, no. No calling my sister.

Which means, she totally has them, Raylan. Call her!

Yeah...I remember now. You do realize, Marshal, I don't sneak away with just any guy and give him my panties, right? ;-)

I'll think about it. ;)

That means he is going to call her.

Well, that's good since I'm not big on sharing the beautiful woman I'm with.

I mean it. Don't. There's no pictures to see.

Craaaaap.

Good cuz I'm not one for sharing or being shared either.

Wait. You think I'm beautiful?

Lalalala. I don't hear you.

Of course, I do, darlin'. Thought so since the moment we met, even if we had to watch someone become possessed and vomit blood.

Don't hear me? Is Siri reading my texts to you?

You know, in a weird way, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. Hope you don't mind, Raylan Givens, but don't think I'm going to be letting you go anytime soon.

Ain't that lazy. Besides, you know what I mean. :P

Well, good. Now, get your cute little ass to work. We have a case to solve.

I know, but it's so fun to tease you.

You do realize you're the only one who can say that to me, right? Right. Be there soon.

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