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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post your character with their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post a text or wait for someone to send one to you.
3. Respond.
4. ...
5. Profit!

Do I need to say where this was stolen from? Thought not...

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Haven't you heard the phrase wrap it before you tap it? God. Who did you piss off? It was a little creepy. I mean I'm the one who moved to a different part of the world to dodge people who were pretty damn creepy. But my job used to lend itself to creeps. Now apparently it lends itself to penis.

Wrap what before you tap what, exactly? That's not a phrase I'm familiar with.
SH

'Creepy' would be a suitable definition, albeit a very tame one.
SH

It's a phrase. To remind people to wear condoms if they're doing to have sex. I save my more gruesome descriptors for when I'm writing. I get the impression your life is about to get very interesting. Is it always like this?

Oh. Useless. I didn't have sex with anyone.
SH

It can be. You should ask John to describe it to you. I'm surprised he hasn't rewritten his blog entries to tantalise you and everyone else in this place.
SH

Well what did you do? I suppose I could. There's not enough in this place to keep me busy. I don't sleep much.

Haven't the foggiest. I woke up like this.
SH

He gets agitated when he doesn't have something to do, so I'm sure he won't mind.
SH

Weird. I haven't spoken with him enough to notice that. I think I can distract him for a few hours.

I don't make it a habit to needlessly show my genitalia to others.
SH

He hides it well.
SH

[Absolute abhorrence for stagnation is something he and John have in common, though Sherlock tends to be a bit more dramatic when boredom hits.]

That makes you better than about 75% of the guys whose penises I've had to deal with. Better than me. When I get really bored I entertain bad ideas. Sometimes I act on them and end up a gibbering mess after. I need better life choices.

Only 75% better? In terms of unwanted nudity or altogether?
SH

To be fair, boredom is possibly the worst sensation imaginable. I've been told that my behaviour becomes intolerable at times of extreme boredom.
SH

The best one involved something I'm unlikely to repeat but it was fun. We were helping each other study. Yeah. After a while even mindless activities people try to pass the time doesn't even work for normal people. I can't imagine how bad it would be for someone like you. You think differently. It stands to reason because of that you NEED different distractions.

You're right. Mindless activities aren't an option for me. I need work. Or something to exercise my mind, at the very least.
SH

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