The Crossover Blind Date Meme

[sneaks]

The universe has a funny way of bringing people together. Some twists of fate bring together two individuals that might have never met otherwise. Some of those twists are called blind dates.

And this time, matchmakers are going multiversal.

THE RULES:

1. Post with your character! They're now in the middle of a blind date.
2. Comment to each other! Remember, this is a crossover meme. No castmates!
3. Go to Random.org and roll a single die!

1.

First date

-- You've never been out on a date before, so someone's decided to give you a helping hand.
2.

On the rebound

-- You're recovering from a painful breakup, but your friends/family think they found a great person for you anyway.
3.

Not strangers at all

-- Someone thought you didn't know your date. Turns out you know them from somewhere.
4.

Hideously awkward

-- Hey wait, that's your ex/boss/doctor/distant family member!
5.

Existing partner

-- You two are just acting like strangers to spice up your love life.
6.

Future spouse

-- Unfortunately, you have to have an arranged marriage. Fortunately, you get to meet that special someone for a date beforehand. How will the night go?
7. ...or, instead of rolling, come up with your own scenario!

4. Play out the date. This meme can be completely fluffy, smutty, or hilarious. If you don't want smut, you can put that in your subject.
5. Have fun!

Comments

rng what rng

[sageprincess]

[... Welp. She has no idea how she was roped into this.]

what people still use that

[wacom]

...

[Wow, she seems really nervous. Or upset.
He's just going to figure she's nervous.]

Please, do not be so nervous. I do not bite.

[much And he's even going to attempt to give her a warm smile!
Which probably looks kind of creepy because of his eyes. Downside to having them, of course.]

idk man

[sageprincess]

[... Seriously how the hell did she get roped into this.]

Aha... My apologies. I simply have never imagined going on an... outing like this.

[She tries smiling back a it, though it's very awkward.]

[wacom]

[... royalty matters?]

Ah, I understand your feelings, then; I share them. Likewise, this is something I had not pictured myself doing.

[With dumb demon girls, maybe, but not a human girl. Especially such a... tall one.
Or maybe he's just short? He's not sure.]

I... apologize, if I give you the wrong impression of myself or my people. It has been a long time since I have been around humans.

[sageprincess]

[You're just short, bro. But yes, likely royalty matters.]

You need not worry. My country is a diverse one, with a vast array of cultures and practices. Ever since I was a young child, I have been taught to reserve judgment when interacting with a culture not of my own.

[Unless your name happens to be Ganondorf Dragmire, of course.]

[wacom]

... I appreciate the sentiment, then. Thank you.

[And then comes the awkward silence portion of the date
Hope you don't mind him making very awkward eye contact, Zelda.]

You seem like a very strong ruler, Zelda.

[sageprincess]

You are welcome.

[So... yeaaah. Awkward eye contact go? She'll just fidget the slightest amount, smoothing her skirts.]

Do I? Unfortunately, I cannot say whatever strength I may possess comes from or is backed up by experience, but... thank you. I truly wish to be so.

[wacom]

[Sorry. Awkward things are... things he does.]

I know you will be a wonderful ruler when it is your turn to fully take the throne. Trust me, for I am a good judge of character.

[Which he actually really is. ... It's kind of creepy.
All creepiness on his end is unintentional of course. How does social with humans.]

I must say, I do enjoy how polite you are. It is a breath of fresh air.
I am starting to like you.

[sageprincess]

Ah, is that so? I am grateful for the vote of confidence.

[Yes, this is quickly getting into she-doesn't-know-what-she's-doing territory. There's a tinge of pink dusting her cheeks at his confession, and hokay, let's divert the subject here.]

Etiquette is another thing that has been ingrained in me since I was a child. Is it not so where you come from?

[wacom]

We speak politely, but otherwise, no, there is no rules nor policing for how everyone is treated.

My own sister treats me as little more than a thorn in her side, for example.

[Thus why he's never going to let her take their throne. Ever.]

But you humans seem to have your own personal restraint. It is very admirable.

[sageprincess]

I see.

[She finds it to be rather unfortunate, really, but she won't say as much. Who is she to judge?]

Yes, courtesy and civil discourse is almost always preferable among my people, and aggression is generally frowned upon. We are not without our squabbles, however, and we have laws set to ensure people are treated fairly.

[And then, of course, there are those that disregard even the written law like certain Gerudo Kings, but that isn't exactly a subject she'd like to get into.]

[wacom]

I must say, I am almost jealous. My kind are far more prone towards aggression and hostility, and it is frowned upon to not act as such.
We are demons, after all. It is within our nature to do bad things.

It must be peaceful within your kingdom.

[interest in humans: +125.]

[sageprincess]

Ah, is that so.

[Whoops, just a bit nervous again. She'd like to avoid any 'bad things' thank you very much.]

Hyrule is not... unfamiliar with war, unfortunately. And history has proven that despite our seemingly inherent restraint, as you said, there are those that allow themselves to be consumed by their lust for power and wish ill upon the world.

I... sincerely hope to protect my country from such strife during my reign.

[wacom]

[It's okay, Zelda. You two are friends. c8]

Sounds much like my father.

[But his dad is literally the Devil, so.]

Do not worry. If this ends as everyone assumes it will, then you will have a very powerful ally.
And even if it does not, I can promise I will help, should you need it.