<Have you ever heard 'If a bear is chasing us, I don't have to outrun the bear I just have to outrun you'? That's exactly what Martin did, the twerp.>
[He shifted a little, resting so both arms were folded underneath him.]
<Martin BLAZES past me, moose catches me in its horns, throws me up in the air. That's bad enough, right? Because it was still moving I landed BACK on the moose, right in the antlers, and part of one was right there in the sweet spot to hit my power suit's button, and...>
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[He shifted a little, resting so both arms were folded underneath him.]
<Martin BLAZES past me, moose catches me in its horns, throws me up in the air. That's bad enough, right? Because it was still moving I landed BACK on the moose, right in the antlers, and part of one was right there in the sweet spot to hit my power suit's button, and...>