The "Be Careful What You Wish For" Meme

[playdate]

Everyone has something they wish for. If we didn't have desires, we wouldn't have hearts. Sometimes we want mundane things: a turkey sandwich sounds pretty good right about now. And sometimes we want impossible things: if only I could make her love me.

Just for today, your heart's desires are granted. Maybe it has something to do with that monkey paw you found at a flea market. Perhaps you've gone on an expedition and returned with some rusty old lamp. It could be a wish on a shooting star, an extinguished birthday candle, or even the work of a good old-fashioned Faery Godparent. Whatever's caused this sudden change in your luck, one thread holds true. It turned out wrong.

Now, your crush loves you so much she's stalking you. You can turn objects into gold with a touch, but all the food turns inedible on your tongue. Everyone's left you alone to read, but you've just broken your glasses. The sandwich is a little dry.

Can you handle getting what you want?
Thread around and find out.

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[totallynotrobin]

"Don't leave." Stiles looks up fearfully. "Kurt!"

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"It'll be just a minute. Try to relax, baby," Kurt says and gets out of the jeep. He looks around for Deaton.

[totallynotrobin]

"Kurt, please..." Stiles begs.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"You have to trust me, baby. Just relax," Kurt tells him one more time. He walks over when he sees the vet druid man. "Here's Stiles."

[totallynotrobin]

"Hello, Stiles." The teen is splayed across the wall of the can, begging Kurt not to leave. "Oh, dear."

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt thinks his heart is about to break hearing Stiles pleading like that. "Remind me I'm doing this for his sake," Kurt asks Deaton.

[totallynotrobin]

"You're doing the right thing. He'll forgive you when he's in his right mind. Here - trade?" Deaton offers Kurt a can of whipped cream.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"What's this for?" Kurt asks looking at the can confused.

[totallynotrobin]

"That was the second item they wanted."

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt looks at Deaton suspiciously. "What do they want me to do with this?"

[totallynotrobin]

"Give it to them." Deaton smiles serenly. "Faeries like cream."

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"Oh," Kurt chuckles. He shakes his head. He hopes Deaton doesn't figure out what crazy things were going through Kurt's head. He turns back to the tent and walks on in.

[totallynotrobin]

Oh, Kurt, he works around teenagers. He knows.

The faeries as zipping around in the tent, small balls of light.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt looks around amazed seeing the faeries for the first time. "Whoa.." He stammers and looks around at them. He clears his throat. "I have some cream if you all would like?"

[totallynotrobin]

They buzz closer, soft giggles from the faeries as they buzz around the can eagerly.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

He opens the can for them but isn't sure if he should just spray some out or what. "I was hoping you would speak to me and help me find out how to restore my husband?"

[totallynotrobin]

They circle the nozzle, waiting for a taste of cream.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

"Oh," Kurt says, mostly to himself. He pushes the nozzle and lets the cream come flowing out. He watches with curiosity.

[totallynotrobin]

The faeries quickly dart to suck up the cream, buzzing happily.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt laughs thinking they're pretty cute. He pushes for more to come out and keeps it up until they either run out of cream or get too full.

[totallynotrobin]

What Kurt doesn't know is that cream has a very unusual effect on faeries. It...basically gets them drunk.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt looks somewhat concerned when he sees the faeries start acting funny. He has no clue that he's getting the little creatures plastered. "Are you all willing to talk to me yet?" Kurt asks.

[totallynotrobin]

They giggles and swirl around the can like addicts. One buzzes up and accidentally runs into Kurt's nose.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Kurt flinches when the fairy hits his nose. He catches it in his hand and looks down at the little fairy. "Hey. Can you understand me?" He asks it.

[totallynotrobin]

"Mmhm," The faerie sighs and cuddles Kurt's thumb like a blanket. "Perfectly, handsome."