Random Porn Scenario Meme

[houseofpleasure]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Kinzou Shima | Ao no Exorcist | M/M

[pacekeeper]

[ No sex-swaps. Kinks and preferences are over here. ]

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu | Super Dangan Ronpa 2 | M/M

[babyfierce]

[ Lemme know if you want to avoid spoilers, although they're not likely to come up in a smut thread. No sex swaps, please. ]

Samus Aran | Metroid | M/F

[thechozonone]

[No non-con/dub-con]

Leo Baskerville | Pandora Hearts

[calando]

Alibaba Saluja { Magi } castmates

[amons]

Fa Mulan | Mulan | OTA

[notreallyping]

[ooc: Open to most things! Just PM me if you're not sure of something I'd be cool with.]

Lily Luna Potter | Harry Potter Next Gen | OTA

[lilylpotter]

[ooc: Open to most things! Just PM me if you're not sure of something I'd be cool with.]

Adam Conant | The Secret Circle | M/F

[adamofthecircle]

[ooc: Open to most things! Just PM me if you're not sure of something I'd be cool with.]

Irene Adler | Sherlock (Ritchie!Verse) | OTA

[neverovermyhead]

[ooc: Open to most things! Just PM me if you're not sure of something I'd be cool with.]

Mako • Legend of Korra • Cross-Canon Only • OTA

[batmako]

No
Hardcore{ 4-5, 10, 14
Toys{ 11, 13-15, 19
Misc.{ 2, 4, 19

Roleplay 5

[bokenidaime]

[Rihan was from a small and secluded part of the earth kingdom. In fact it had been so closed off that no contact had been made with the outside world until a few years back and Rihan the ever curious spirit had headed out from his familiar home and ended up in republic city. It was a lot bigger then his own small little town, but he liked it. It had so many new and interesting things. And people that stared at him. Not that odd when his clothes was as old fashioned as they were. A simple yukata that loosely hanged on his shoulders. He really wasn't out to look proper here. At least he wasn't having his sword out in the open. That would probably get him arrested right away, but that was how a non bender like himself defended himself.]

Hayley Marshall | The Originals/The Vampire Diaries

[littlewolf_girl]

[ooc: ok with most things, but most interested in regular, public, hardcore or role play. . Could be talked into others if there's something you really want to try.]

Oliver Queen || Arrow || OTA

[forgedmyself]

[ooc: None of the fail. But otherwise okay with most things. If you don't know then just PM me and I'll gladly let you know.]

12

[hersoulinpieces]

{Peter had left her behind in the future where 5 million people died because of the exploding man.

Sure, she had gotten her head together--meaning Jessica was no longer an issue. Though he drinking was more out of control, fuck those AA meetings, because she lost both Micah and D.L. to all of the shit that went down before Peter exploded and took the city with him. A future his mother, and Linderman, as well as others, planned for to happen. Micah to the explosion, and D.L. to her own insecurities.

When Peter left her there to try to fix things, she kind of broke again. Jessica came back, and so did her drinking with more of a vengence. It was one drunken night, right after she came off the stage from her dance, that she met Oliver. They got to talking at the bar and things between them escalated, albeit slowly. She didn't want to trust him, or give a shit...but she found herself doing both things. Even in that broken world where they kept people like her down with blood tests. Where Sylar was playing Nathan, but his goons were dead at least. Thank the gods for that, because she hated what the Haitian stood for and did to her.

That trust eventually led her to ease up more, to relax more around him. That is how she agreed to a night of Roleplaying. It could be fun, the whole pizzaboy scenario, she could at least try it.

She put on her white corset, white thigh high, fishnet stockings with a line up the back, white, platform shoes, and her waist length hair was put up into a long ponytail. Then she draped a see through dress over the outfit and regarded herself in the mirror. She hoped this would do? Damn, she felt nervous.}

Okay, I guess I am as ready as I will ever be!

{OOC let me know if I need to change, add, edit, or fix any of this? She is pretty much into most things. No water or brown type sports, no gore, vore, bathroom, etc. Any questions, please feel free to ask and I will do the same! I went with the knowing one another, but if you'd like for the relationship to be even deeper, I am cool with that too. If not, that is cool as well.}

Stefan Salvatore || TVD || OTA

[saintstefan]

[ooc: None of the fail. But otherwise okay with most things. If you don't know then just PM me and I'll gladly let you know.]

ooc

[creamyice]

Would you like a scene with another not human being? Ankh here is a monster made by humans 800 years back and is a bit of a grump.

Elijah Mikaelson | The Originals/TVD | OTA

[manof_myword]

[ooc: open to most options, though the fail isn't all that appealing--check if you're not sure? Totally OTA, but if not a castmate, I prefer a first time/strangers scenario (unless we already have a pre-established relationship for them somewhere, of course). I just don't do well with assuming relationship/background w/o context. Thanks!]

Yamamoto Takeshi | KHR! | OTA

[fastballing]

Haruka Nanase | Free! | OTA

[swimtrunks]

[batmako]

( Rolled a mix of Roleplay-4 and Toys-5. I'm thinking Mako in the servant role and having the cock ring on him? I'm fine with either of them topping.

To mix it up a little, I was thinking that for assumed CR Mako could be a handyman or something similar, and he's been working on and off at Haru's house- which gave them the opening to get close? )

Klaus Mikaelson | the Originals/TVD | OTA

[lovewhentheyrun]

[ooc: open to most options, though the fail isn't all that appealing--check if you're not sure? Totally OTA, but if not a castmate, I prefer a first time/strangers scenario (unless we already have a pre-established relationship for them somewhere, of course). I just don't do well with assuming relationship/background w/o context. Thanks!]

[whitewitchsheart]

(OOC would public number 11 work for you? It would deal with the whole just met, and found the first, private place they could find? I do plan to start.)

Thea Queen | Arrow

[queenleftbehind]

Loki Laufeyson | mcu, thor films | ota

[god_of_badassery]

Sherlock Holmes | Ritchie!verse | ota

[ol_cock]

kate galloway ✚ original character ✚ ota

[altitude]

[ No non/dub con, forced orgasms, torture, prostitution, fucking machines.

blood play only if you feel like dealing with a phobia. ]

fakir ♛ princess tutu

[fuckir]

[ Prefer het, no noncon please. ]

Re: fakir ♛ princess tutu

[wings_of_hope]

2, 12

Public, In the Woods

(Or roll again if you want?)

Yuna | FFX/X-2 | F/M 17+ only

[aeonsummoner]

[ Only: Porn types Regular: 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 10, 17 // Public: 1, 11, 12, 15, // Hardcore: 1, 2, 13, // Roleplay: 5, 18, 19, please ]

public 12

[illfatedassassin]

[He was confident in his skills to lead them out of this forest. Even when the map had been blown away due to sudden harsh winds, he had made sure to try and cover any and all tracks, just so they wouldn't be walking in circles again and again. Now though...

Once they passed another tree, the same one he marked, he sighed.]

It would appear that I didn't think this through fully. My apologies, Yuna.

Beatrice | Umineko | OTA

[ahahahatroll]

[No toys, but open to most other things!]

Asami Sato | Legend of Korra | OTA

[ex_automobiles598]

[no hardcore, toys, or roleplay 16]