the dirty talk/phone sex meme

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the dirty talk/phone sex meme

The separation might only be a day long or perhaps you are thousands of lightyears away from your lover. One thing is certain, you miss them terribly and need to prove it the only way you can: via audio, video or text.

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levi ● attack on phone sex ● ota fuck it let's do this

[cleanfreak]

( so sorry not really sorry )

[heartboobs]

Hey, hot stuff. What are you doin' tonight?

[ACTUALLY SHE MISDIALED BECAUSE WHY WOULD MAYA CALL THIS RUDE PERSON WHO FEEDS OFF THE TEARS OF YOUTH but her voice is certainly cheery and happy enough. Like it would be for any guy she was really calling for... stuff over the phone.]

Loki Laufeyson | MCU, THOR FILMS | OTA

[fated_to_lose]

Captain Jack Harkness l Torchwood/Doctor Who l ota

[captainspain]

Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw) ota

[cheerhunter]

Jace Wayland | City of Bones | m/m

[conceitedhunter]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[beyourbatman]

Sookie Stackhouse | True Blood | ota

[preciousfairy]

Alec Lightwood | The Mortal Instruments | m/m

[millionpapercuts]

Felix Dawkins , Orphan Black , m/m

[fdawkins]

Darcy Lewis | MCU | OTA

[godtaser]

claire barton (rule 63!au) | marvel cinema

[accurize]

[hulk]

[ He doesn't expect the phone to ring - super secret spy stuff would preclude that sort of thing from happening, or at least that's what you'd think. It was certainly what Bruce would think, and so even though Claire can't see it, his eyebrows are raised. The vague half-smile on his face should make up for it though. ]

Hi? I mean-- Good to hear from you, obviously, just. Surprised you have time for it. How's it going?

[ Getting the call isn't a bad thing. ]

Makoto Tachibana | Free! | One ticket to hell please

[sixfeet]

Excuse me. I think -- I think you got the wrong number?

[Because misdials and crack are a-okay.]

/punches your ticket.

[hydrophilics]

[ Just so we're clear- he's not to blame for dropping his cellular phone in the pool and ruining it beyond repair. It's also not Haruka's fault his brand new phone (sporting a yet-divulged number, too) got knocked over and speed-dialed the number recently listed as his anticipated primary contact. He's even less responsible for the fact it coincidentally occurs during a particularly uncomfortable portion of a movie he's lost interest in. It's too bad that Haruka's wandered off into another room and hasn't a clue that Makoto's getting an earful of some adult content that really is easily confused for something more true-to-life. ]

Panty Anarchy | Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt | F/M

[cockhopping]

Magnus Bane | Mortal Instruments / City of Bones | m/m

[sexywarlock]

tommy shepherd | marvel-616 | ota

[presumably]

Re: tommy shepherd | marvel-616 | ota

[dorkling]

[ He's in Texas and there really isn't anything to do but answer your phone. ]

..hello? Yeah, so this is a little embarrassing..

... what are you doing? Wearing, I mean?

[ total fail... ]

Molly Hooper || Sherlock | Open

[wealldosillythings]

Riruka Dokugamine ♥ Bleach ♥ m/f

[heartpass]

Yang Xiao Long 🔥 RWBY 🔥 M/F

[bodyshots]

Tara Knowles [Sons of Anarchry] F/M

[ibelonghere]

victor mancha | marvel-616 | ota

[inflection]

Giancarlo Bourbon del Monte | Lucky Dog 1 | M/M

[giancarlo]

Lovino Vargas | Hetalia | m/m

[tomatoes_dammit]

[feel free to go the cracky route as well]

Amy Pond | Doctor Who

[kissogramme]

Donald Blake | MCU, COMIC!VERSE | OTA

[doctor_thor]

steve rogers | mcu.

[metabolic]

[ inevitably disastrous. ]