the teamwork meme;

[santanachamp]

THE TEAMWORK MEME
There's no 'I' in 'team,' but there is a 'U' in 'AuuuuuuuuuuuughITBUUUURNSUSPRECIOUSSSSS.'

RULES:
o1. List your characters ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Characters tagging in can pick or roll for a prompt.
o3. Whether by choice, chance, or convenient duress, your characters are now stuck having to cooperate in one of the following scenarios!

Relaaaax, for today's team building exercise all you have to do together is...

o1. reeducate your other friend's talking parrot that's picked up an interesting vocabulary while staying with you.
o2. go on a long and troubling journey... looking for an overly domestic item in the shadier parts of town. I mean, sure the scenery's bad, but you know That One Place that makes an excellent pizza.
o3. make plans to take over a company / faction / country. Just another Wednesday.
o4. get out of a situation when you both have your weapons drawn on each other and really can't be trusted.
o5. bake a hilariously or pervertedly shaped cake. Bonus points if you have to sort out how to gift it to a very naive acquaintance.
o6. come up with a convincing story to tell the cops when they inevitably drop by to ask about last night's vandalism / murder.
o7. figure out how to get rid of the demonic entity you've accidentally summoned while playing what you thought was a dumb ol' board game.
o8. solve a peculiar (inter)national case that might win you money, prestige, the satisfaction of a job well done, or spare plumbing parts.
o9. stop or get out of a speeding vehicle whose brakes no longer work.
10. take down the world's most harmless, but somehow very, very gross monster.
11. figure out how to gently tell your third friend who's really into both of you that you two are now dating - and no, you can't give them a complimentary sex tape.
12. put together a convincing bribe for a common boss / enemy. This is surely why, combined, you have five liquor stores on speed dial.
13. safely deliver this innocent-looking package that seems to be attracting insane attention from all pickpockets / cops / busybodies / squirrels in the area.
14. defuse a bomb. Remember, yo: no pressure...
15. make your way through hell. Literally. Don't ask how you got there, don't look behind you, don't stop by the souvenir shop - just head for whatever your equivalent of the big bad EXIT sign.

Comments

Peter Quill | Marvel-616 | OTA

[explosivepenetrators]

[furryflarkinfiend]

(Hello there teammate~)

Superboy (Conner Kent) [] DCU [] OTA []

[clone_boy]

booker dewitt | bioshock infinite

[washitaway]

John 'Reaper' Grimm || DOOM

[facethedemon]

o4 okay with you?

[barclay]

[Andy, raw cadet though he may be, has been in a standoff before. Not a kid's standoff, two guys meeting at the train tracks to throw down or something stupid like that, but a real standoff - the kind where he'd have been dead if he blinked first. It'd been a knife that time, courtesy of a serial killer in a doll's body.

Long story.

At the time, Andy had considered it one of the most terrifying experiences of his life. But now, staring down the business end of a gun instead of a kitchen knife, he almost wishes it were Chucky here rather than this grim-faced soldier.]

I'll... I'll walk away if you will.

[Okay, so the situation's not totally lost. He's still armed. And he still has his pistol griped tightly in one hand and leveled a few inches away from the older man's skull. At this range even he can't miss. But that rifle's still trained on him and Andy doesn't want to be shot any more than he wants to shoot this guy. He just wants to get out of this alive.

Haruka Nanase || Free!

[delphinidae]

The Master | Doctor Who | OTA

[megalomaniamanagement]

Kanda Yuu || D. Gray-man

[kandescence]

[Teamwork: Kanda's least favorite thing ever.]

15 just to make things horrile

[followingmyheart]

[This was the science department fault. Allen had no idea what they had done this time. The only thing he did know was that some strange portal opened up and that he got sucked into it when trying to save a finder from getting sucked in. At least he had succeeded in that, but now he was stuck in this nasty place with Kanda. He could already see how wonderfully pleasant it would be to get out.]

Makoto Tachibana | Free! | OTA

[sixfeet]

15 And I apologize in advance. For everything.

[kandescence]

On the cosmic list of "Dead Giveaways that You're Having a Really Bad Day," waking up somewhere inside the walls of the city of Dis in the circle of Hell reserved for heretics had to rank at least in the top ten.

The air was putrid, the heat was stifling, the ground on this hillside was a pockmarked mess of tombs--open tombs, smoldering with fire and the ghastly figure of a moaning suffering soul inside--and Kanda was in a very bad mood.

He stalked furiously along, ready to sink a boot into the face of anything that got in his way. He had his sword drawn, and the blade dripped with blood and ichor. The coat of his uniform (which he was still, impressively, wearing despite the heat) was torn and caked with something that looked a bit like tar. His hands were raw, his face was scraped and dirty, and he generally looked like he'd was either walking off a battlefield or striding across one.

He was, however, very definitely alive, which set him apart from nearly everyone else here. Everyone else besides...that kid. Strange. He should probably find out the explanation behind that.

"Oi! You!"

Floyd Lawton, aka "Deadshot" | Pre-nu!52 DCU, after Secret Six #36 | OTA

[goodbadimthguywiththgun]

Mickey Doyle | Boardwalk Empire

[byanyname]

((because he's so great with teamwork.))

HOWARD STARK | marvel cinema.

[inventor]

[ there's no "i" in "team." but there is a "me", so stay out of his way. ]

Claire Redfield | Resident Evil [Degeneration] | OTA

[ridingvalkyrie]

Mousse | Ranma ½ | OTA

[duckboy]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA

[okei]

Jemma Simmons || Agents of SHIELD

[biochemistry]

14. thanks, rng!

[busdriver]

[They're locked in the penthouse apartment of an aspiring supervillain, and their lines of communication with the others have been severed.

May rolls her shoulders, purses her lips, asks herself what else she honestly expected to find. She knows better than think it would literally tick, better than to think they'll see big threatening red numbers on a digital display, but in the absence of cartoonish obviousness, she still knows exactly what she's looking at. She just isn't sure if it's rigged to blow when they force an exit, triggered by remote, or set on a timer.

Simmons is searching the opposite side of room.]

We have a new problem.

matthew michael murdock | marvel 616 | ota

[murdock]

Kon Hokaze | Ixion Saga DT | OTA

[pleasetakeit]

L-Elf | Valvrave the Liberator | OTA

[breakfastmetaphors]

Tony Stark / MCU AU / OTA

[split_metal]

Jolyne Kujou | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure | OTA

[skeintight]

Phil Coulson | MCU/Agents of SHIELD | OTA

[tasernanny]

jaмeѕ т. ĸιrĸ • ѕтar тreĸ

[caelus]

Loki Laufeyson | MCU, THOR FILMS | OTA

[fated_to_lose]

Haruka Tenoh | Sailor Moon

[actsmagnificent]

[ Good luck. ]

Zombieman | One-Punch Man

[dropdead]