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an ineffable plan ([personal profile] ineffabilities) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-10-12 08:19 pm
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cadmean: (ix. the one outside)

[personal profile] cadmean 2013-10-12 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
it came from me being hungry and wanting a burrito

ok but

nike is good to wear if you want to kick tyler lautner's ass, but what would you wear if you wanted to date him instead
sportsbra: (in the night the stormy night)

[personal profile] sportsbra 2013-10-12 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont want to date him.

[ oh. oh. she gets it now (kind of, sort of; it's hard to completely get anything with her uncle as her conversational partner.) ]

or anyone for that fact. why do you care?
cadmean: (x. reversal of fortune)

[personal profile] cadmean 2013-10-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you and Derek. two boringly dressed peas in a pod.

[ Cora will just have to picture him shaking his head sadly unless Samsung or Apple or whatever wants to pay RPers to product place their snazzy phones with video functions, in which case, we will all be rich and Cora will also get to see him doing it. ]
sportsbra: (every tear a waterfall)

[personal profile] sportsbra 2013-10-12 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ google glasses. shoot high for the product placement! ]

derek dates. we've seen how that ends.
cadmean: (viii. illusion of strength)

[personal profile] cadmean 2013-10-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Next season on Teen Wolf: Scott upgrades to a Ducati, we get a shot of Derek's open fridge but it only contains Cristal and a bottle of mustard, and Peter is killed in a freak yacht accident. ]

in his case kristen stewart would be a step up.

LAUTNER would be a step up.
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[personal profile] sportsbra 2013-10-12 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Isaac completes the hipster look with outfitted DKNY glasses, and Lydia starts shopping at Guess because Macy's was so last season... ]

i doubt he's interested. kind of like how I'M not interested.
cadmean: (iii. the usurper)

[personal profile] cadmean 2013-10-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
well one day you'll meet someone and you will be and i'll laugh at you because you only have sports bras
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[personal profile] sportsbra 2013-10-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
he'll have to like sports bras. i'm not going shopping for some metaphorical boyfriend i havent even met yet
cadmean: (xv. the revisionist)

[personal profile] cadmean 2013-10-13 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
obviously he would. the point is not that he'd want you to wear something different. it's that YOU'D want to wear something different ...

but until then, your only recourse is burritos, js.
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[personal profile] sportsbra 2013-10-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
we'll see about that. i'm pretty sure it'd only be a successful relationship if i wanted to wear nothing.

i'm not bringing you a burrito.
cadmean: (iv. the emperor's clothing)

[personal profile] cadmean 2013-10-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
tmi

[ That is the height of hypocrisy, which Peter both knows and enjoys. ]

fine :( worst niece :(
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[personal profile] sportsbra 2013-10-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
only niece.

try derek. or another teenager.
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