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bakerstreet2013-10-09 11:47 pm
socktacular) wrote in bakerstreet2013-10-09 11:47 pm
You Should Have Knocked
You Should Have Knocked
So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absentminded, they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes it's not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Other times someone was in the bathroom and failed to close the door the whole way, again not your fault. Sometimes they put up several signs saying "Please don't enter, I'm very naked right now" and you just ignore them because who would have that many signs for that?
Anyway, that's this meme. You've just walked in on something you shouldn't have seen, and onto the rules and set-up.
Rules
A. Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences set-up as is standard with memes nowadays. You are the one walking in on someone.
B. Someone responds by rolling 1-12 on the RNG and sets-up what the entry poster walks in on. You can also set-up a scene not on the list below, or cut the RNG short based on what you don't want to do.
C. Items 1-7 are easily G-rated unless you go out of your way to make them rated higher. 8-10 are more R-rated, but there is wiggle room for playing the crack and awkward up instead of making it smutty. 11 and 12 are kinda hard not to have a little bit smutty given the settings.
D. Tag around, have fun with it! The embarrassment will pass... in theory.
Prompts:
01. Talking to Yourself - Sometimes to work through a problem, you just have to talk it out. Or, in other instances, you need practice before you say something to someone. Whatever the case, you were in the middle of talking something out to yourself that you probably didn't want heard by the person who walked in on you. Oops.
02. Wearing an Embarrassing Outfit - Everyone has some bit of clothing they love but would be really awkward to be found in, ask J. Edgar Hoover! Be it drag, or cosplay, that hat your mother knit for you with her own two hands. The ugly sweater your girlfriend gave you, or a uniform for the Next Generation era Star Trek... your secret's out now.
03. Rocking Out - Everyone loves music, but sometimes you love music others won't understand. Or, you like music they'd understand, but your dancing leaves something to be desired. Or your dancing is fine if you would just stop air guitaring windmills on the bed. Whatever the case is, you've been spotted now.
04. Watching Something - Much like an embarrassing outfit, or awkward dancing, there's your guilty pleasure. Maybe you just have a love for action films, or you've gotten hooked on a soap opera, maybe you'll just watch any film with Nick Cage in it. Whatever it is, you're about to be judged by the entertainment you love. If you don't want to put a show here, you can replace it with reading a book, comic book, or any other bit of of non-music entertainment.
05. In the Middle of Something - Some people collect stamps, others little ceramic figurines, you might have a complete collection of beanie babies. Whatever your hobby, you keep it well out of sight of your friends because they just won't understand it. Better come up with a good explanation now.
06. It was Supposed to be a Surprise - You had something you were going to give your friend as soon as it was ready. Birthday gift, Christmas, anniversary? Maybe no reason at all, the point is you're working on it away from them and SURPRISE, there they are! Better hide the evidence now or come clean and explain what's going on.
07. On the Phone - Ever had an awkward phone call overheard from only your side. Well, it gets complicated sometimes when that happens. Could be a doctor, a parent, a college friend, whatever it is the topic sounds very awkward from only your side of the street. Cue 'that isn't what it sounds like' when you find your eavesdropper. Bonus points if you want something a little less G-rated, make it phone sex heard from only your side.
08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure, it's about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.
09. In no Outfit at All - The next door neighbor to the previous option, sometimes less is more. In this case, less clothing is more awkward. Maybe you're looking yourself over for new battle scars, you might be trying new sexy poses for the person you like, maybe you're getting in or out of the shower/bath. Or, like above, you could just like sleeping au natural. Either way, you're giving somebody an eyeful today.
10. Watching Something Else - Be it a raunchy sexcapade, something attempting to have a plot, an art film, or a home movie from that trip to Cancun. Some people like to watch smut. Of course, some people should lock their door when they do such things. Whatever your taste in brown paper bag theater, you're about to share it with the class. If you don't feel like going that way, you can be caught with a skin mag or some trashy smut novel instead.
11. In the Middle of Something Completely Different - Masturbation, its that thing everyone does but nobody talks about. You also definitely don't walk in on someone doing it. Well, too bad, you just did.
12. Was left Hanging - So you've just walked in on someone who was having some sort of kinky bondage episode... but their partner has left them there, all tied up and on the bed. Whatever will you do with this.
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[That was the start of a demand for Chloe to knock it off but it never made it past the first sylable, somehow winding up corrupted into a lusty and pained moan as Chloe pressed against her crotch so brazenly.
She tried to bend down, using her hands to drag Chloe's away if she could manage it.]
C-Chloe c'mon... I don't have time for this.
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[She pressed her hand hard against the crotch, feeling her right then. Yep, she was certain of the fact that she could toy with her for a while.]
If you like, I could just play with you right here, against the door. It wouldn't take as long.
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[Second verse same as the first. Mokou's legs threaten to give out underneath her when Chloe presses on her and her arms flail a little, grabbing onto Chloe's body in a sort of desperate parody of a hug. All she wanted was to stop herself from collapsing so don't read into this b-baka Chloe.]
... You don't know anything about me.
[That's a lie and she knows it. She hates to admit it - she hates to even think about it, honestly - but Chloe understands her quite well from their short time together. It's been a long time since Chloe pushed her toy too far, actually, it's as if she's coming to understand Mokou's limits and, unfortunately for Mokou, that this is one immortal who actually likes being tormented, even if she doesn't know it.]
Do you promise I can go when we're done? You're not gonna do anything funny are you?
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[When she was gripping, Chloe lifted with her hips, and Mokou was back against the wall. The naked, dripping assassin tilted her head and pulled her lips into her mouth in a fierce, hungry and greedy kiss. That had been all the permission she'd needed, and she wasn't giving Mokou the chance to say no later. Her hand continued to rub against what little guarded her womanhood, but her other hand slid up over her chest, under flimsy bits of fabric and toyed with that flat, sensitive chest.
She didn't admit it, but one thing she liked about treating Mokou like this was the fact that they were both flat chested. No comparisons here.]
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Her hands tightened as Chloe worked away under her clothing, her fingers digging into her back as best they could with the woman's skin being so slippery and - ugh - clean.
Oh right she should probably kiss back. Not only has it been a paragraph since lips were locked and saliva swapped but Mokou hasn't even made an effort. Again, it's probably not the first time she's done that, but it always embarrasses her a little whenever it happens, meaning she kisses back with excessive attempts at enthusiasm to make up for it... which, naturally, only makes her more self conscious.
At least she's too caught up in her own racing thoughts to hear herself moaning into Chloe's lips.]
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One finger at a time, she started with her middle finger, using hips to keep the girl up against the door. There was a faint bang-sound as it shifted in protest. it had taken this treatment before and would again. While her finger started to enter, her tongue did the same and her free hand began twisting over a nipple. More noises, Mokou. She wanted more.]
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After all, if you're going to do something like this with someone then they might as well be someone who 'gets' you, right?
Being trained hasn't crossed her mind too often but she'd swear it wasn't impacting her. She was the same as she'd always been. Which is why she broke the kiss. Because she wasn't just a plaything and not because she wanted to say something, okay?]
Chloe... why're you doing this?
[Sort of a strange question to ask during this but since when was Mokou a normal person?]
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I might as well enjoy my time with you, mmm? I'm just a flyspeck in the time you will live after all. Am I so horrible for wanting to keep you all to myself?
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Which is surprisingly difficult to think about or explain with her body acting as Chloe's toy.]
I... nnghh that is... that's horrible.