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You Should Have Knocked
You Should Have Knocked

So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absentminded, they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes it's not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Other times someone was in the bathroom and failed to close the door the whole way, again not your fault. Sometimes they put up several signs saying "Please don't enter, I'm very naked right now" and you just ignore them because who would have that many signs for that?
Anyway, that's this meme. You've just walked in on something you shouldn't have seen, and onto the rules and set-up.
Rules
A. Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences set-up as is standard with memes nowadays. You are the one walking in on someone.
B. Someone responds by rolling 1-12 on the RNG and sets-up what the entry poster walks in on. You can also set-up a scene not on the list below, or cut the RNG short based on what you don't want to do.
C. Items 1-7 are easily G-rated unless you go out of your way to make them rated higher. 8-10 are more R-rated, but there is wiggle room for playing the crack and awkward up instead of making it smutty. 11 and 12 are kinda hard not to have a little bit smutty given the settings.
D. Tag around, have fun with it! The embarrassment will pass... in theory.
Prompts:
01. Talking to Yourself - Sometimes to work through a problem, you just have to talk it out. Or, in other instances, you need practice before you say something to someone. Whatever the case, you were in the middle of talking something out to yourself that you probably didn't want heard by the person who walked in on you. Oops.
02. Wearing an Embarrassing Outfit - Everyone has some bit of clothing they love but would be really awkward to be found in, ask J. Edgar Hoover! Be it drag, or cosplay, that hat your mother knit for you with her own two hands. The ugly sweater your girlfriend gave you, or a uniform for the Next Generation era Star Trek... your secret's out now.
03. Rocking Out - Everyone loves music, but sometimes you love music others won't understand. Or, you like music they'd understand, but your dancing leaves something to be desired. Or your dancing is fine if you would just stop air guitaring windmills on the bed. Whatever the case is, you've been spotted now.
04. Watching Something - Much like an embarrassing outfit, or awkward dancing, there's your guilty pleasure. Maybe you just have a love for action films, or you've gotten hooked on a soap opera, maybe you'll just watch any film with Nick Cage in it. Whatever it is, you're about to be judged by the entertainment you love. If you don't want to put a show here, you can replace it with reading a book, comic book, or any other bit of of non-music entertainment.
05. In the Middle of Something - Some people collect stamps, others little ceramic figurines, you might have a complete collection of beanie babies. Whatever your hobby, you keep it well out of sight of your friends because they just won't understand it. Better come up with a good explanation now.
06. It was Supposed to be a Surprise - You had something you were going to give your friend as soon as it was ready. Birthday gift, Christmas, anniversary? Maybe no reason at all, the point is you're working on it away from them and SURPRISE, there they are! Better hide the evidence now or come clean and explain what's going on.
07. On the Phone - Ever had an awkward phone call overheard from only your side. Well, it gets complicated sometimes when that happens. Could be a doctor, a parent, a college friend, whatever it is the topic sounds very awkward from only your side of the street. Cue 'that isn't what it sounds like' when you find your eavesdropper. Bonus points if you want something a little less G-rated, make it phone sex heard from only your side.
08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure, it's about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.
09. In no Outfit at All - The next door neighbor to the previous option, sometimes less is more. In this case, less clothing is more awkward. Maybe you're looking yourself over for new battle scars, you might be trying new sexy poses for the person you like, maybe you're getting in or out of the shower/bath. Or, like above, you could just like sleeping au natural. Either way, you're giving somebody an eyeful today.
10. Watching Something Else - Be it a raunchy sexcapade, something attempting to have a plot, an art film, or a home movie from that trip to Cancun. Some people like to watch smut. Of course, some people should lock their door when they do such things. Whatever your taste in brown paper bag theater, you're about to share it with the class. If you don't feel like going that way, you can be caught with a skin mag or some trashy smut novel instead.
11. In the Middle of Something Completely Different - Masturbation, its that thing everyone does but nobody talks about. You also definitely don't walk in on someone doing it. Well, too bad, you just did.
12. Was left Hanging - So you've just walked in on someone who was having some sort of kinky bondage episode... but their partner has left them there, all tied up and on the bed. Whatever will you do with this.
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"I dunno. Maybe you ought to figure it out. In the meantime, turn around and put your hands on the mirror..." Derek ordered huskily, drawing back just enough that Roman could see the heated blues of his eyes. "I want to taste you."
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"To...taste...? You can't mean -- no, of course you don't." He'd never been 'tasted' before, and seemed to think it was practically a myth. Roman didn't need to be told twice to look in a mirror, his hands coming up to shoulder-level to grip the sides of it. He could see his own fangs, see that green eyes were nearly completely black from dilation. He could see the bite marks on his neck and shoulder, and his cock twitched at the sight.
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Curiously, Derek touched a finger to one and barely winched when accidentally pricking himself on it. As a tiny bead of blood welled on the pad of his finger, Derek wondered distantly just what this kid was until he heard himself asking the words aloud. "What are you?"
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"I don't know. The gypsies called me 'upir'. So I guess...a vampire with a high sex drive and no need for sunscreen." He gazed down into the mirror at the scars on his wrists.
"I was born, not made."
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"Doesn't sound much like the movies to me," he teased and began a slow descent biting and sucking down the upir's back, leaving marks because werewolves were just as territorial as real wolves in the wild. Derek ended up on his knees, a sharp bite to Roman's left butt cheek. "What happen to your arms then? They look self inflicted..."
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"Such is the way of our kind," he echoed what his mother had told him, but offered no further detail. He figured talking about killing himself might ruin the mood.
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The werewolf spread the leaner man open wide, exposing him completely via strong fingers. Roman may be rigid now, but Derek intended to make him relax, and with the first swipe of tongue to his puckered opening, he set those intentions into motion.
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His eyes began to flutter closed, his forehead resting against the glass as he tried not to squirm too much.
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"No," Derek stopped suddenly, looking around Roman's leg and up at his reflection. Look into the mirror. You were sound fond of it before, watch yourself while I do this." He went back to his original position, the licks coming more frequently now to the point Derek was lapping greedily at Roman.
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He couldn't think enough to form words, only soft 'oh's every so often. He was normally loud, but already embarrassed enough to be spread wide open without moaning like a wanton whore as well.
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Derek watched Roman's face in the mirror as he bit against his neck again. Admittedly, he's glad Roman decided not to go to school, and even more happier he continued to go as far as he had with his little game. Derek reached between him and the mirror to stroke Roman, squeezing at the head. "How do you feel?"
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"Nnnnh.." was his only answer as he rocked his hips toward Derek's hand, any concerns he'd had about keeping some semblance of self image lost to the pure pursuit of pleasure.
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"I asked you a question." Watching him struggle only added fuel to the fire, the wolf enjoying itself far too much. He used the wetness from the upir's cock as lubricant while he pumped him with his large fist, hugging his body close to his own. "You were capable of making those pretty lips talk not long ago, weren't you?"
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He watched open-mouthed as Derek's hand relentlessly stroked him, breathy moans passing his lips uninhibited by any sense of modesty.
"I'm -- fffuck, it feels -- it's too good..."
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"Have you ever been fucked before?" His next question punctuated by the snap of the lotion's cap. The first finger to begin its journey working past the initial resistance of the ring of muscle in Roman's ass was heavily slicked to make the job less painful and uncomfortable. "Or rather have you been fucked by anyone as big as me?"
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"No, not like you." Roman would never admit it, but he was intimidated by the other's size. And yet, his cock throbbed at the thought of being filled up like that.
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"Are you afraid?" He asked a moment later, fingers pushed in deep to the knuckles, twisting this way and that way.
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"Yeah...but in a good way." Roman was practically panting at this point, leaning his head to the side to bare more of his neck to Derek's mouth. He still watched himself in the mirror, body flushed, mouth open, hair in disarray. His eyes were still nearly black, though he could barely see at all whenever Derek's fingers pressed against a certain spot. Moans were constantly being ripped from his throat, his voice hoarse and needy.
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It was but a little prick really, just enough to break the skin and draw a little blood because exactly how does a vampire, or upir, react when the tables are turned? Derek will judge himself harshly for this later, still, he proceeded to lick the beading blood away. A third finger being inserted soon after.
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He seemed more into it than ever, pushing back against Derek's fingers and gazing at him licking away the blood. He felt so full, and he knew it would just get better once Derek's cock was inside of him.
"I'm ready, I'm ready..." He practically begged, "Please, just do it."