bakerstreet | (no subject)

t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

So. Cellular phones. They're supposed to make our lives easier. But sometimes? It just doesn't work that way.

1) Texts From Last Night
2) Damn you, Autocorrect
3) Recipient Misfire
4) Mix & Match
5) Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You should know how to do this by now. RNG or pick something. You can post a blank comment and let others text you about last night, or you can send a mass text for anyone to reply to.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
Fuck you, iPhone. Fuck you Android Swipe. Either sit and and wait for others to post to you from a blank tag, or just send this shit out to everyone by posting an autocorrect error.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
Uhh, wait. You didn't mean to send that to whoever you just sent that to. Oh crap!

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
You know what? Let autocorrect fuck up that TLFN you're sending to the wrong person, or hell your entire contact list!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
And none of this shit tickles your fancy, come up with one of your own. I'm sure no one gives a shit.

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If I have to walk in on Thor, one more time wearing nothing but a smile I'm going to end you. I buy you pop-tarts have mercy.

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Look, I like you and all, but I never said anything about dating.

OPTIONS:

1. I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.

2. Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.

3. You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.

Cecil, of course you don't like him. The Winchesters have spent their entire lives dealing with the stuff that seems normal in Nightvale. Remember when I first showed up? Not exactly a picnic.

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I RETURN!!!!

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EEEEEEE hai welcome back c:

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thanks! though now... I am sick :/

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nuuu darn it body /shakes fist

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I know. SIGH. and I have work tomorrow :(

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double ugh :(

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please forgive me if i sound like an idiot, i'm in the soft sciences and armed only with google-fu

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bah; I'm stringing science words together over here completely at random, google-fu suits just fine

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oh good i thought you might be a physicist testing me, cries

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oh god no. my thing is blood and saving people from themselves in a medical capacity. NO TESTS :D

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it sounds like you do good work!

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or just like making "EMT" sound more glamorous than it is. lol

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that's still good work!!! as someone who was in a house fire once i have a big appreciate for that.

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ffff duly noted! I AM GLAD YOU ARE OKAY.

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aww thanks, also sorry for late reply but out of town + pokemon y

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no worries! it happens

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holy shit that's an adorable icon

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guhhh I love her art sfm c:

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A WILD DANA APPEARS omg.

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or her double. we're still not sure.

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well yes. either one. both are very much welcome though

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how could i not pick her up after 30. she's so cute talking to cecil.

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truuuuuth

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So Agent Hill gave me flowers. I demand you use your womanly powers to explain this.

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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one

{OOC Probably aimed at O., but will take any of the three options as well.}

I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing work?

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