bakerstreet | Game of Sex

a vaguely Game of Thrones-based smut meme

Today, the Hotel is no longer a catacomb of halls and empty rooms. Gone are the lights, the beds, the bountiful facilities - even its coherence as one place. Instead, it is now a sprawling continent, from hulking mountains in the cold north to the deep oceans on the shore, all with its own history.

This land is called Eros.

Eros is not unlike the feuding era of Europe's dark ages, complete with lords, ladies, and knights. However, this land also has differences. Magic once existed here - magic powered by worship of the arcane gods and indulgences of carnal desire - and even know, there are whispers of strange creatures out in the wastes, only held back by the bravery of a few dedicated watchmen. Yet this is not the only turmoil. Once, ages ago, the country was divided, all lands ruled by different great families and those loyal to them. Then, that age was shattered by an invasion of a warlord king and his sister-wives, bringing along with them terrible creatures. Dragons, they say. One by one, the kings of old bent the knee...and bent over to show their loyalty. For, as has been previously implied, sex is the number one commodity in Eros, and the very air the inhabitants breath and the very food they eat conditions them for it. It is a form of worship, a show of fealty, the way to assume guest's rights within a home, a way to seal alliances, through marriages and producing heirs, and even, in some places, a form of currency. From a young age, noble and lowborn children alike are taught its importance. Still, there are taboos: relations between classes and between family members are strictly forbidden and monogamy is encouraged among women. The anti-incest sentiment is particularly strong, considering that the conquering race practiced it without discretion. This inbreeding led to madness, which itself ultimately led to overthrow. Now, a new king reigns in Eros, yet things are not peaceful. The great houses are restless under this rule, the king's house is rotting from within, and machinations behind the scenes are always vying for new power. The world's a dangerous place, no matter who you are.

And what are you? You believe you belong here, that you've been in this world your entire life, but your position could be anything from lord to peasant, from priestess to whore, from knight to watched. One thing is certain, however. The name of the game is sex, and in the game of sex, you fuck or you die.

Highborn Prompts
1. The Great Houses: You are a member of one of the most powerful houses with its own words, coat of arms, and codes, and therefore, certain expectations are upon you. Still, there are times when you want to cut loose; after all, there are reasons northmen are known for fucking like animals in the cold and the south is known for wild orgies.
2. Vassal/Bannerman/Member of a Subservient House: Not every family or house is rich and powerful. Some must serve, and in order to prove themselves, children of these houses are often offered up for marriage or for sexual pleasure.
3. Vying for the Kingship: Since the current king is weak and corrupt, you think you and yours would be better in power. You'll get it through any means necessary. And after all, what's a king without loyal subjects?
4. Guest's Rights: Guest's rights means you cannot harm your host, nor can your host harm you. The way to guarantee these rights is to have sex with a member of the hosting house.
5. Alliances: Ink and scroll may work fine, but the control and intrinsic connection of sexual contact and persuasion is so much more powerful.
6. Arranged Marriage/Courting: The ultimate form of alliance, and incredibly common.
7. Courtly Love/Affair: Because many marriages in Eros are political and not for love, often times affairs can begin, both of a physical and emotional variety. Some degree of intimacy is allowed between lords or ladies and their knights, servants, and protectors, but it's best to not let things be too obvious.
8. Knight: The heroes of the day, knights are skilled warriors adored by all. They are supposed to be noble, yet it's fairly hard to remain above it all when you make everyone you come into contact with swoon. Or, if they don't, you can just take what you want...
9. Ladder Climbing: You hop from chamber to chamber, making no secret of it. All that matters to you is who's arm your on and how powerful they are.
10. Lady Wife or Noble Husband: The person you're married to could do much worse than you for a spouse. You are honest, loyal, and do your duty in the home and in the bedroom. Perhaps there's even love here.
11. Conqueror and Spoil of War/Hostage: When you take over a land, you own everything. Everything, including the spouse and children of who you disposed of. Perhaps you'd like to give that person the ultimate defeat and take their spouse as your own, continuing your own line.
12. Wedding Night/Bedding: Wedding nights in Eros are incredibly raucous affairs, with feasts and drinking nearly all night. Then, at the end, the couple are stripped and escorted to their chamber, where their first night as spouses is expected to be heard.
12. Turncoat: You were once loyal to one party, but something came up and you turned on them in the most heinous way possible. Now, you want to make them as miserable as you can. What caused this? Was it really something...or was it someone?
13. Heirs: The sole purpose of your sex this time is to create offspring.
14. Revenge: You've been wrong, and there's one surefire way to get revenge - deprive them of their most base honor.
15. Taboo: You want something that even you, the noble, cannot have: your relative, someone of a lower caste, or someone else even more disavowed.

Lowborn/Etc. Prompts
1. Peasant: Life for peasants is hard, full of disease and famine. Still, there are some perks. Marriage is usually for love and sex is not quite as monitored.
2. Bastard/Parent of a Bastard Child: Even worse than being a peasant is being a child born out of wedlock, which is a common occurrence. Perhaps you and your partner are facing the prospect of bringing a bastard into the world. Or maybe you yourself are a bastard, either wanting to avoid subjecting a child to this life, or, out of spite, wanting to impregnate as many women as you can.
3. Watchers: The Watchers are an ancient brotherhood dedicated to keeping Eros safe and guarding its borders. One would think that such a group would be celibate, but sex is actually encouraged - as long as it remains within the ranks, which involve both men and women. The Watchers, however, meet many people, so this is hard to do.
4. Assassin: Living outside the law, you are paid to kill. And killing is easiest when you get close.
5. Whore: Sadly, even in Eros, those who charge for sex are looked down upon. There is a bright side, however. Whores with especially good skills and charming personalities often get noble benefactors and want for nothing. All in all, it's not a bad life for those
6. Pleasure Servant: Unlike a whore, you are not paid for this. You were probably sold to a noble house to please them with your body. Often, these slaves are used and abused, though there are a few instances of them being treated kindly.
7. Working Sex Magic: Whether it be summoning a spirit or working a spell, magic is intertwined with sex in Eros. It takes two to do even the basics.
8. Worshiping the Gods: Some people dedicate their lives to worship of the gods, which means they have sex every day, multiple times a day, but even laypeople must come and pay their respects, either bringing their own partner or taking one at the place of worship.
9. Craftsman: You have a very valuable skill set, whether it be making clothes or making swords. You can charge whatever you want for your wares, and some may offer more than what's asked.
10. Supernatural Creature: It is said that inhuman creatures are out in the wild, and some even walk among people this day in age. And these beings have desires, too.
11. Uncultured Foreigner: Whether you're a wild person from beyond the wall or a well-bred royal from across the sea, you'll be viewed with suspicion in Eros. This doesn't, however, mean that you cannot bring your own views on lovemaking and tempt even the most jingoistic Erosian.
12. Forbidden: You're not noble born, but you're involved with someone who is. This will not end well for you.

[Just an open post/meme very loosely based on the Game of Thronesverse and high fantasy in general. No knowledge of the genre or anything else required; literally everything you need is right here. As usual, the prompts are not required, either. Everyone is invited. If you can't find a way to fit your character in, bullshit.

To facilitate cross-canon tagging, we have the usual form below, you can leave a blank comment, or you can go freestyle and set up your scenario in your starter.

Character Name:
Character Age:
Role: Is there any role your character would likely play? If you have multiple ideas floating around, list them.
Character Information: Personality and backstory for your character in this AU setting. A few sentences will do.
Yes: Kinks or scenarios you're okay with.
No: Kinks or scenarios you're not okay with.
Anything else:

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Character Name: Alicia Rosalinde
Character Age: Usually anywhere from 14-18, but can be aged up or down.
Role: I could see her being in an arranged marriage, or being a hostage or spoil of war. Either one might result in some sort of wedding night, naturally. On the lowborn side of things, she could definitely be a whore who is very new to the profession, or a pleasure servant. Or the unwilling victim of some sex magic.
Character Information: Alicia is a very slender, blond girl, slight of frame and not very curvy at all. She's extremely skittish, though not really naive at all, and will likely have to be coerced, guided, or forced into encounters. That isn't to say she won't enjoy something that she's guided into, it's just that her mind doesn't immediately jump to 'I'd like some sex now, please'.
Yes: Anything not 'no'.
No: Excessive violence, gore, death.
Anything else: Not really! PM me if you have any questions!

Character Name: Molly Hooper
Character Age: Late 20s-early 30s for this universe (Canonically she's about 31)
Role: Lowborn
Character Information: Molly will likely be a peasant woman trying to make a living. If the scenario doesn't call for her being a sex worker, she'll be in charge of the local apothecary. From healing herbs to elixirs, she's happy to help anyone in need!
Yes: Whore, Pleasure Servant, Craftsman, Forbidden, Peasant. Also willing to have Molly be one of the "subservient house members" from Highborn prompt #2.
No: No bathroom play, gore, or non-con.
Anything else: Tying up, spanking, multiple orgasms, multiple positions, dirty talk, and semi-public sex are fantastic

Character Name: Francis Bonnefoy
Character Age: Old. Really really old. But he looks like a guy in his prime.
Role: Highborn any of the prompts. Or he could be playing pretend in any of the lowborn prompts for fun.
Character Information: Yeah yeah, the whole nation-as-human thing. France is a little overly amorous, flirty, emotional, dramatic. A bit on the flamboyant side.
Yes: Anything not a no.
No: Excessive gore, vore, mutilation, death. Other than that, go for it.
Anything else:
M/M or M/F are both fine. France just likes pretty things.

[Jeile understood fully well why it was asked of him to go and form the alliance with the Bonnefoy house. One day he would be the head of his own family, the Eucharistia house. He had to get used to these things. And as his father had pointed out, it would be better if someone young went instead of an old man. He really had nothing to argue with. His brother was yet a child and with how overprotective he could be it was no way he would let Aram go.

So in the end he went off to met Lord Francis to discus the issue about the Katou family that had risen in power of lately and could be a threat to them both.]

[Francis is quite open to finding allies among the noble houses. His own house is old and, he likes to think, strong. But wars are not won by strength alone. And one never knows when war may come. So he finds it much more appealing to strike up friendships in peace. Especially when there may well be a common enemy.

Besides, he likes meeting people. Sometimes it leads to a bit of fun after all. And Francis does enjoy a bit of fun.

So he meets his latest guest in the foyer of his manor, a bright and gregarious smile on his face as he brushes past attendants and propriety as quickly as he can.]

Aah! Then you've made it. Welcome, welcome. Please, come in! You must be weary from your journey. I have food and wine prepared!

[While the Eucharistia house wasn't as old as the Bonnefoy, they still had some generations on their name and power had always been there from the start. Once they had been several houses that got tied into one and it turned the way that Jeile's family got the power over the rest.

But history wasn't the focus here. No this alliance was and he really needed to make things turn out well. Everyone trusted him with this.]

I thank you for agreeing to met with such a short notice, Lord Francis. [Jeile bowed politely and smiled.] Some food and drinks would sit well indeed.

Character Age: 31
Role: For a highborn route, he could be a(n) (al)chemist for a noble/the king/etc., or some other kind of scientifically minded individual - maybe an engineer for defenses, or something of that sort.

For a lowborn route, I'm far more open to ideas. An assassin would be very... out of the norm for him, and as for the sex magic options, he probably wouldn't be the active practitioner (though he could be used as part of a ritual, I imagine). Basically, open to ideas here.
Character Information: Peter is a kind-hearted and generally idealistic man; he believes strongly in personal responsibility and will fight for what he believes is right. That said, he's also the type of guy to take what he sees as his failings very hard, and he will bear them like lead weights.
Yes: Kink List
No: See Above
Anything else: N/A

Character Name: Hannibal King
Character Age: Early to mid 20's
Role: Lowborn
Character Information:He never shuts up. One would probably be just as likely to slap him than fuck him. Or both.
Yes: http://www.f-list.net/c/fiendly
No: See above.
Anything else:Nothing I can think of!

Character Name: Lindsey McDonald
Character Age: 26-30
Role: any lowborn option except 10, also a vassal/bannerman
Character Information: Lindsey generally seems rather morally ambiguous. He does have a few lines he won't cross but it takes a lot to find them. He's not the bravest person around but he's braver than most people actually think. He can be manipulative and devious but he's just as likely to be straight forward, especially if he likes or respects you. He can fight but he'd rather use words or use magic from the shadows. He's fought for everything he has in life. He won't give anything up without a fight.
Yes: Anything not under no
No: No vore, no bathroom stuff, no killing Lindsey
Anything else: Nope.

[Knocked up a high born lady?]

[Lowborn 2 for Lindsey. Happened in the course of lowborn 7 or 8 sound plausible?]

[Let's do this.]

[Lindsey paces the sept, waiting for Eve. He knows he should never have fallen for her. She's a noble lady. He's lowborn and a bastard. He hadn't come to the sept out of faith in the gods. No, the sept is merely the only a man like him can make a name for himself. And then she came to the sept, chosen him to worship with her. Somehow, he fell for her despite all his determination otherwise.]

[For love of this man she might lose all.

She had to know, the truth behind their coupling if it was purely for religion or if he did care. Hands clasped in front of her, nerves aflutter, she waited and watched. Her hair done up with moonstones, her eyes sparkling. Only the finest.

She'd give it all up if she had to. And she would have to, if the secret that she carried were known.]

[He smiles as she walks in and walks over to her, arms wrapping around her shoulders.]

Hey, babe. [He might use the pet name with other women but the affection in his voice is solely for her.]

Game of Sex

Alicia Rosalinde || OC || OTA

Molly Hooper || BBC Sherlock | Het

France/Francis Bonnefoy | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

Alliances

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Peter Parker | Marvel-616 | OTA

Hannibal King | Blade 3 | OTA

Lindsey McDonald | Angel

Re: Lindsey McDonald | Angel

Yes...

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