telephone meme

[thememesock]

TELEPHONE MEME

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1.) Drunk Dial: You've had this person on your mind. You're drunk. Liquid Courage a'flowin'. Decided now is as good a time as any to tell them how you really feel.

2.) Wrong Call: So you meant to leave a dirty message on your girlfriend's voicemail about that awesome new position you guys tried out last night--- but whoops! That was "Mom" you hit, not "Mona". Yep. That's awkward.

3.) Phone Sex: It's late. You're horny. But that certain someone is far far away. Why sit around alone in the dark when you can sit around alone in the dark having phone sex?

4.) Secrets: Maybe you can't meet them face to face. Maybe you don't have the courage. Maybe you're a ghost and can only speak through white noise. Any way it goes, now it's time to spill.

5.) I'm Calling to Tell you I'm Not Going to Call You Anymore: That's right. Let them have it. They should know why you aren't talking to them. I mean, the silent treatment doesn't work unless they know they're getting it, right?

6.) No, no, don't hang up!: They have to answer the phone again eventually, right? You've said you're sorry 100 times to their voicemail after all. Beg beg beg forgiveness and maybe they'll stay on the line long enough to hear you out.

7) Too late to Apologise: or is it? It's easier to get it out when that disapproving frown from your friend / lover isn't staring you right in the face. But can you express exactly what you mean, or will it just make things worse?

8) Look, it's just Business: you have a pending engagement you need to re-arrange, or maybe you're cancelling altogether. Either way, it's less tedious to do it over the phone or text.

9) Wild Card: make your own!

adapted from keep_on_ramblin's post here :3

Comments

[onlyholey]

Oi, Charlie. Mum told me to tell you if you're not home from Christmas this year, I'm allowed to set off all those decoy detonators in your office. Again.

[chasingdragons]

That doesn't sound like mum at all.

You put one foot in my office, I'll knock your other ear off. Don't think I won't do it.

[onlyholey]

Someone's tetchy today. Hungarian Horntail burn off an eyebrow again?

[chasingdragons]

Romanian Longhorn.

How's business?

[onlyholey]

as good as expected. Ron actually managed to sell something today.

[chasingdragons]

Something of yours or something from a competitor?

[onlyholey]

If it was the latter, it wouldn't be worth mentioning.

[chasingdragons]

Thought you might be giving Ronnikins a little credit for his troubles even if he did manage to bollocks it up.

[onlyholey]

eh, he's not been bollocksing it up for a while

[chasingdragons]

Well done him, then.

Did you only want to tell me mum's letting you destroy my office if I'm not round for Christmas, or was there something else?

[Read: Everything okay there, Georgie-boy?]

[onlyholey]

[Not you too, Charlie. :| ]

sometimes I feel the need to make sure you haven't been burnt to a crisp or eaten alive yet

[chasingdragons]

You could tuck me in and read me a bedtime story, too.

[onlyholey]

Shut it you. You're just asking for dungbombs in the post now.

[chasingdragons]

Better than decoy detonators in my office.