text it to me slowly

[memeocracy]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Rumi | KPop Demon Hunters | OTA

[denyingit]

[She's 23-24 so 20+ OTA. Castmates (especially JINUS), crosscanon, crossmedium, canon mashups, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc all always welcome. Misfires always welcome too.]

jason todd | dc comics | m/f

[abloodybird]

(1) okay, see, i know when you put that voice on over comms you're trying to get me hard

(2) now i know that you know that i can tell when you're not wearing a bra

(3) i mean, how am i supposed to look at black lipstick and not imagine where you're gonna leave smudges?

(4) [ attached: simply a picture of jason, arguably a week or two behind the trend, making a bicep heart in the mirror. ]

thinking of you

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

1

[techsupported]

Who, me?
I wouldn't dream of it.
Especially not while you're working.

( nevermind that that's roughly half the fun. they both know this. )

Just for curiosity's sake, though...
Are you?

robert robertson III | dispatch | ota

[mechamanager]

(1) Asking me to lick jellied donut filling off of you is a new one.

(2) I really don't think your official dossier needs nudes.
Even if these are... surprisingly artfully taken.

(3) Be honest, you're dying to hear a "good girl."
We both know that.

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]

3

[buttbaby]

Bro what. You think I got gender issues? Fuck no. It's "good boy" or nothing.
Bet you're the one who likes to dress up like a cute little maid.

Shane Hollander | Heated Rivalry

[janehollander]

[ravioli]

I need to file a complaint with quality control about the inner thigh bite mark I ordered that you applied for me the other night.

Bruce Wayne | dc comics

[knightrise]

(1) Well, it might be nice to actually enjoy the act of becoming a father deliberately, for a change.

(2) Please. You'd get out of handcuffs much too easily.
For you, I'd use zip ties.

(3) I think I got dosed by Ivy's pollen, so. I am not fully in my right mind.
Behave.

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. ]

3

[revmeup]

Honey, I am an expert in this exact situation.

Nancy Drew | Nancy Drew | ota

[chasedshadows]

[addiesands]

Have any crazy adventures lately?

Bigby (Big B.) Wolf | fables/the wolf among us | ota

[nopork]

Lena Luthor | Supergirl | ota

[belonged]

Bob Gray | IT: Welcome to Derry | OTA20+

[boozygreasepaint]

dean winchester | supernatural | m/f

[coltcarrying]

Barbie Handler | the Barbie movie | ota

[flatfeet]

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, this is Spider-Man! We met the other day

On your roof?

I was the one that fell from the sky because I was web-swinging and saw you sun bathing and missed grabbing my web so I fell down by you

I had on the red and blue costume

In case, you know, that happens a lot to you

Which it might because of how attractive you are

peter "human golden retriever" parker | mcu | m/f

[brandnewspider]

o1. Okay I am sorry if I got a little carried away but, you know
you taste really really good!
o2. I mean it is good we can at least, like, text over dimensional barriers.
Even if I'd really like to, well
more
than that.
o3. I never said the term "sugar mommy" okay
I do just like, you know, appreciate the occasional venmo for food.
It helps.
o4. [ still in the process of voice testing, but up to date on spoilers and on board for a lot. ]

Ilya Rozanov- Heated Rivalry

[rozanov81]

Donna Troy | titans | ota

[moregood]

leon s(panish 101 student) kennedy | resident evil

[sehablar]

Octavia Blake | the 100 | ota

[alreadystrong]

roskva leif ✦ original ; ota

[doomscroll]

Ichigo Kurosaki | bleach | ota

[strawburial]

Korra | avatar: legend of korra

[raavasfavorite]

Yelena Belova | MCU | ota

[somany]

Belle | Once Upon a Time | ota

[dreamtofheroics]

joker (ren amamiya) | persona 5 | ota

[wildercard]

faith lehane | btvs | f/f

[builtforslaying]

Shane Hollander | Heated Rivalry | M/M for anything serious, misfires welcome

[fluentinbird]

[He's canonically pretty bad at this.]

[rozanov81]

I feel like I haven't seen you in ten thousand years.

geralt of rivia | witcher 3 | m/f

[bialywilk]