Joke's on you I'M INTO THAT

[forthemayqueen]

WE LISTEN AND WE JUDGE

Everybody has something that does it for them. Some people have perfectly ordinary tastes. Others have developed an embarrassing weakness for things they would rather not examine too closely.

Unfortunately, your character's biggest turn-on is now public knowledge.

Is it understandable? Weirdly specific? A little concerning? Does it explain some of their terrible romantic decisions?

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character and their single biggest turn-on in the subject line.
• Taggers get to judge their taste. Ask questions, give them a hard time, or admit they understand the appeal.
• Your character can defend themselves, although there's a good chance they'll only make things worse.

Comments

Girls with big ol' booty butts!

[hornyhair]

I'm talking real badonkers, here!

[canhandleit]

Big butts, small butts, some as big as your head!

[... Wait, where is that line from..? Nevermind, it's definitely something really cool and manly. The point is: Dean will happily toast to butts of all types.]

Shampoo | F/F for shipping | Being pursued, chased after, and desired

[washandrinse]

Eh?

[curse_of_girl]

Geeze, now I feel bad that I don't wanna get married. Would it be okay if I fulfilled that wish here at least?

Feet

[gal_lantry]

I-It's normal! Legs are sexy, right? So why not feet??

[canhandleit]

Never really got the appeal, myself.

Not saying it's a bad thing! Just kinda disappointed I can't seem to hop on the feet train.

"Marie" | OC | OTA (F/F pref) - Hair. Also, plenty of clothing.

[onewithwater]

Whaaaaaaat? I find it sexier to imagine what they look like underneath and be able to undress them!

Homura Akemi | Madoka Magica | OTA - Kindness

[to_save_them_all]

...body type doesn't matter. One's heart is to me.

[a_responsible_adult]

You've got a good idea of what really matters.

MILFs

[jamieshark]

But not my own mum. Obviously.

[canhandleit]

The fact that you felt the need to add that is a serious concern.

Delia Battista ✨ Star Trek OC ✨OTA, 21+ || Fooling around in discreet, public locations.

[attackpatternbattista]

[Basic gist: Largely freelance Orion mercenary in her mid-thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired. Gen, shipping, whatever, cross-canon, cross-medium, bring it all on. Although given this is a NSFW meme: Kink List]

...To be fair, it's not exactly a secret. [The Orion woman shrugs]

Blitzø | Helluva Boss | Praise Kink

[blitzno]

Yeah, whatever, everyone likes knowing they're doing a good job, it's not some big thing.

[ A beat. ]

A big thing on the other hand, I'd definitely be into.

[orbitter]

There's always been debate between equestrians, whether pressure or praise is the right method.

[sorry blitz. the horse thing just slips right out]

I guess I have my answer.

Master/Servant Dynamic

[lunarnocturne]

[To nobody's surprise who knows him...]

calling his nose hot

[noseferatu]

Shut your stupid gob.

[canhandleit]

I guess if you're into birds...

Possibly mild BDSM.

[stalwart_silver]

Oh dear, is this one of these newfangled western terms?

[Does she know? Hard to tell.]

[armorforatimidheart]

Y-You're really...into being tied up? And being bullied and s-stuff?

Rocket (Humanoid!AU) | MCU | What if no-holds-barred sparring turned into winner tops?

[ceptme]

[Unrepentant shrug. What?]

[bodyslidebyone]

I've had a few sessions like that. The hard part is ensuring no one is going to walk in.

Girls with nice legs in tiny skirts

[a_responsible_adult]

[arcanashadow]

[ She's not saying anything. Just looking. And judging. ]

A man or woman who can keep up with me

[mayflyofspace]

That includes the bedroom, but extends well beyond it.

[the_man_from_jupiter]

Competitive and ambitious women like you should be the leaders of our society.

Aelwyn Abernant | Dimension 20: Fantasy High | Unrepentant meanness.

[abjuratives]

Maomao | Women with nice breasts, or men who look like women

[2mao]

Oi. I didn't admit to anything.

[kusuriuris]

Huh.

[ Oh look, it's a crossdressing apothecary. ]

Maglor | The Silmarillion | ota | Music

[littorals]

I'm not sure if that's quite right...

Dominate him. Go on.

[kusuriuris]

[ Grumbles under his breath. ]

[meds4sale]

I would never had guessed.

Wise | Zenless Zone Zero | M/F - Girls who play with my hair

[infinite_wisdom]

It feels really good when they do it.

Suzaku Kururugi | Code Geass | M/F | Girls with pink hair and nice tits.

[knightofzilch]

I mean.... it's not wrong...

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel | m/m for shipping | Daddy types

[aschmoozerandadummy]

Strong, masculine, authoritative, deep sexy voice...

[strutwhenyourebluffin]

You could just say me, Legs.

Yang Xiao Long | RWBY | f/f for shipping | Girls with cat ears

[imtheyangletsfight]

...that's normal where I'm from.

Sephiroth | Crisis Core | "Patience"

[intemperiae]

[ what? it's not that weird a thing. the man has intimacy issues, ok? ]

[executioner2e]

As in you require time to trust a potential partner or in regard to how long it takes you to grow aroused?

[2B sees no reason not to be blunt. she's rarely cared about the feelings of others and isn't about to start now. besides, he brought it up.]

Mu Qing | Heaven Official's Blessing | fighting

[cativator]

[we're talking full-on brawls where he's punched in the face and manhandled and possibly thrown over his partner's shoulder as he's carried off to bed kicking and cursing. the more bitemarks and bruises he has at the end of the night, the better.

m/m 21+ for shipping, ota for anyone who wants to bother him]

What are you looking at?

no shipping just a lot of judgement

[dogmetaphors]

[The look Mo Ran gives him is so conflicted.]

You're really into that...?

[Eugh.]

Girls taller than me who know how to use it

[arcanashadow]

. . . . .

[faith_in_me]

I'm not sure about the "know how to use it" part, but I could try if you like?