goth dommy mommy

[groupon]

I WANT A [x] BF/GF.

tfw no goth gf.

how to play
➙ instead of the usual meme routine, see the above. in the subject line, write what kind of bf/gf/other your character desires deep down (a boyfriend to play d&d with? a mommy girlfriend?) lies aren't allowed.
➙ no shame here!
➙ except for all the shame you'll get from everyone else. maybe you'll get what you need out of the deal, too!

Comments

I want an extremely codependent BF. Musicians and other primadonnas please apply

[mikoshi]

[rebelsamurai]

The fuck do you mean by a codependent primadonna?!

[licensetotrill]

Codependent?

[ YOU CAN'T JUST CALL PRIMADONNAS OUT LIKE THIS, V. ]

[aperitivo]

If you want a codependent partner that must mean you are aware of the chronic self-neglect and resentment that comes with it.

[againstheboards]

You want, ah, uhaul.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I am aggressively not your type but I appreciate the level of self awareness in this one.

I also want a codependent BF. bonus points for pathetic, honest, bad-tempered.

[outerself]

Hm.

[outplayed]

[ that's basically the polar opposite of kaiser's type, so— ]

What's the appeal?

I want the BF to be independent actually

[meltinglight]

...misfits, black sheep, mad scientists, or the sincerely devoted!

I want the BF to be willing to choke me while I cut them

[baobhanboy]

Also not willing to blab to reporters.

I want a BF/GF to sit for me.

[nodali]

[mollified]

For a portrait, or for a reward?

[borrowedmedia]

...

Art student?

I want a bf who doesn't mind my (raging) libido.

[lanyards]

That's kinda...

[ 😭 listen... ]

[hey_loser]

Tell me more...

[cinderferal]

Okay, what if your bf also had a raging libido?

I want a boyfriend who enjoys teasing me and making me blush.

[bunnycula]

[ Literally the lowest bar. He's already blushing. ]

I want to boyfriend who can play soccer on my level with me forever.

[cinderferal]

Also passionate about it.

secretly dream of a devoted, possessive and even obsessive lover who'd kidnap her if needed

[queenofkur]

H-Hey, don't show this on a sign!!

[nagano]

Hmm...

What is it with you underworld types and kidnapping? Is this a popular cross-pantheon thing?

[ You are not one to talk, Kaito... ]

I want a BF who'll do fucked up depraved things to me in bed but then, like, respect me afterwards

[hey_loser]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wants someone w/lots of stamina is a requirement, also a love of music. Gender doesn't matter.

[memeticsiren]

[Pretty simple needs.]

I want a boring Canadian.

[rozanov81]

[borrowedmedia]

Sorry, neither.

But, I respect the sentiment.

Wants a spouse that is so devoted to her, they're willing to go farther than anyone else for her.

[voiceless_song]

Umm... doesn't everyone want that?

[If only people knew just how FAR you want people to go for you Sona, if only.]

A partner who's open-minded towards lifelong curses and free noods would be cool, I guess...

[nagano]

I hate this game. Stop making me play this game.