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RVR.I - Toying with the idea of naming the RTG. I'm thinking Glenn. Might draw a face on it.
Oh my God, the RTG is my Wilson.
RVR.II - Omg no wait tell me everything, all I've had to read lately is NASA bullshit, give me Earth drama, I'm SAT.
RVR.III - You know what's fun? Lazer tag, museums, morning sex.
You know what isn't fun? Weird beeping sound.
RVR.IV - I'm going fucking insane. I'd sell an organ for a fucking puzzle book right now.
RVR.V - I miss you.
RVR.VI - { message Mars, treat yourself }
Earth-based:
1. Listen - it's 3am and I'm awake now, so you might as well tell me what's up.
Do you need picking up, are you okay..?
2. I promise not to judge you.
Much.
It depends.
3. You said 'five second rule' before kissing me again.
4. Before I commit to a 'yes' - do I need to put pants on?
5. I'm not the best person to ask, I'm biased; if he's blonde and smart, my answer will always be 'ride it like rent's due'.
6. Babe, I need you to lock in; words, not emojis, let's go.
7. [ text him! assumed cr welcome ]
Oh my God, the RTG is my Wilson.
RVR.II - Omg no wait tell me everything, all I've had to read lately is NASA bullshit, give me Earth drama, I'm SAT.
RVR.III - You know what's fun? Lazer tag, museums, morning sex.
You know what isn't fun? Weird beeping sound.
RVR.IV - I'm going fucking insane. I'd sell an organ for a fucking puzzle book right now.
RVR.V - I miss you.
RVR.VI - { message Mars, treat yourself }
Earth-based:
1. Listen - it's 3am and I'm awake now, so you might as well tell me what's up.
Do you need picking up, are you okay..?
2. I promise not to judge you.
Much.
It depends.
3. You said 'five second rule' before kissing me again.
4. Before I commit to a 'yes' - do I need to put pants on?
5. I'm not the best person to ask, I'm biased; if he's blonde and smart, my answer will always be 'ride it like rent's due'.
6. Babe, I need you to lock in; words, not emojis, let's go.
7. [ text him! assumed cr welcome ]
Edited 2026-09-18 16:20 (UTC)
No and no.
[Helpful.]
[Helpful.]
what if u got a prize for ur sexy gorgeous galaxy brain
shitpotatoes
- 2026-09-18 17:25 (UTC) - Expand- 1. I am going to absolutely cuddle the heck out of you tomorrow.
2. The only thing I have to deal with now is that I'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night.
3. I want a calm night!! Not one where I wake up pantless and bloody.
4. Are you really trying to use food to convince me to come over there??
5. ( text him! )
The presentation is boring me to tears but the appetizer IS tasty...
1. One guess where this quote comes from. "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
2. The kids want a tea party. You've been enlisted to buy the snacks.
3. Yeah, yeah, I know I need a vacation, but it's not that easy.
4. Paperwork is the bane of my existence. I fucking hate reports.
5. Okay so bowling while drunk wasn't our best decision. Any time you took a turn everyone would scatter in fear of the ball flying off in their direction.
6. I don't go to costume parties much. Did you want to match or are you okay with us picking different costumes?
7. Text him! Misfires welcomed.
2. The kids want a tea party. You've been enlisted to buy the snacks.
3. Yeah, yeah, I know I need a vacation, but it's not that easy.
4. Paperwork is the bane of my existence. I fucking hate reports.
5. Okay so bowling while drunk wasn't our best decision. Any time you took a turn everyone would scatter in fear of the ball flying off in their direction.
6. I don't go to costume parties much. Did you want to match or are you okay with us picking different costumes?
7. Text him! Misfires welcomed.
1. The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong delve ...
2. To the person who shaved Mimi, please message me back. I would just like to talk.
3. Does anyone know how to get red ink out of a white cat?
4. I'm glad I have good, healthy relationships with my one-night stands.
5. [ wildcard it! ]
2. To the person who shaved Mimi, please message me back. I would just like to talk.
3. Does anyone know how to get red ink out of a white cat?
4. I'm glad I have good, healthy relationships with my one-night stands.
5. [ wildcard it! ]
1. someone just asked if the sunglasses are prescription since i was wearing them inside. yeah they're prescribed by a doctor. the doctor is me. the condition is looking fucking awesome
2. hypothetical... if a raccoon were to steal your wallet would you consider that normal raccoon behavior or is this like a weird new supervillain situation?
3. how do people know what jewelry to wear with an outfit because right now i'm operating entirely on 'this looks cool' and honestly it's been working but i feel like there's supposed to be a system
4. sometimes you get with someone and think wow i could absolutely ruin my sleep schedule for you.
5. just so we're clear you ARE still absolutely into me despite the fact that you have witnessed me eat an entire bag of shredded cheese directly from the refrigerator?
6. text him
2. hypothetical... if a raccoon were to steal your wallet would you consider that normal raccoon behavior or is this like a weird new supervillain situation?
3. how do people know what jewelry to wear with an outfit because right now i'm operating entirely on 'this looks cool' and honestly it's been working but i feel like there's supposed to be a system
4. sometimes you get with someone and think wow i could absolutely ruin my sleep schedule for you.
5. just so we're clear you ARE still absolutely into me despite the fact that you have witnessed me eat an entire bag of shredded cheese directly from the refrigerator?
6. text him
[ If you have a preference between book or show canon, lmk, otherwise I just go with what I think fits the cr best tbh! ]
1. You forgot to tell me that my hair looks particularly lovely today.
2. Need a hangover remedy?
3. These pastries are very fresh, if you want me to leave them you'll have to give me a very, very good reason.
4. Are we flirting, or is this just how you talk?
5. You're staring. This isn't a complaint, just an observation.
6. [ Bring your own! ]
1. You forgot to tell me that my hair looks particularly lovely today.
2. Need a hangover remedy?
3. These pastries are very fresh, if you want me to leave them you'll have to give me a very, very good reason.
4. Are we flirting, or is this just how you talk?
5. You're staring. This isn't a complaint, just an observation.
6. [ Bring your own! ]
Oh I, uh.
Perhaps I can dedicate an ode or a sonnet.
[ This is a genuine, heartfelt response. He may not be into women in that way, but he will never fail to support one by telling her she is lovely. ]
Perhaps I can dedicate an ode or a sonnet.
[ This is a genuine, heartfelt response. He may not be into women in that way, but he will never fail to support one by telling her she is lovely. ]
Edited (Autocorrect ) 2026-09-18 16:43 (UTC)
1. I've procured our future. It's a girl.
2. Cover your ankles. I beg of you. I'd hate for others to get... ideas.
3. I saw you on the subway last night. You're enchanting. You may be a stranger to me now, but you should know that you're going to have my babies.
4. You hide so that I might chase you. You enjoy these games as much as I do. Be good and give me a hint as to where you are.
5. Psychology is a hoax. I'm perfectly healthy. Wouldn't you agree?
A girl?
[There are two possibilities here. One is that Eddie's found them a surrogate, some poor woman he's dragging into this, since he's declared Waylon to be tragically barren. At least Waylon's been able to coax him away from any more surgery attempts, but that had been a long conversation.
The other is that Eddie has stolen a child. Waylon's not sure which is worse.]
[There are two possibilities here. One is that Eddie's found them a surrogate, some poor woman he's dragging into this, since he's declared Waylon to be tragically barren. At least Waylon's been able to coax him away from any more surgery attempts, but that had been a long conversation.
The other is that Eddie has stolen a child. Waylon's not sure which is worse.]
1. What do you mean the o neg is "unruly"
2. He called me mommy.
3. I'll text you later if I survive.
4. You need a leash.
5. Text her.
2. He called me mommy.
3. I'll text you later if I survive.
4. You need a leash.
5. Text her.
1. Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
2. Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
3. im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
4. Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to the store.
5. Do me a solid and hit me with your car.
2. Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
3. im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
4. Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to the store.
5. Do me a solid and hit me with your car.
haha good!! I've wanted to tag Frank for a while but I'm a weenie with fear for blood
sassymoodynasty
- 2026-09-18 19:07 (UTC) - Expand1. I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
2. Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
3. Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
4. Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
5. Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
2. Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
3. Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
4. Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
5. Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
[ info here! open to other ocs, crosscanon, etc., gen or ship (m/m 25+). assumed cr is loved! ]
elevator pitch
Victor John Kennedy, Vicky to friends and Victor (not Agent Kennedy) to his informants, is a vaguely Catholic former Amherst student communist who "outgrew" his radical beliefs to end up a 36-year-old FBI asset handler in the organized crime division when he realized that the most lucrative and secure career path for someone with his degree was in the federal government. Gay and deeply closeted, he's a likeable guy who easily builds rapport with just about anyone but comes home to a quiet phone and two dogs every night because he never lets it lead to genuine closeness.
Vicky got stabbed by his informant last year and ended up on the radar of Boston's Partriarca crime family, which landed him a mandatory transfer to the Newark, NJ field office, where he's spent the past three months trying to make friends and adjust to life outside of his native Boston for the first time to mixed success—he's deeply homesick, even if he didn't actually leave any friends behind, and starting to realize just how alone he is at the same time as the cracks in the excuses he makes for an audience of one grow thinner with every headline and his mind starts to bend under the strain of years of cognitive dissonance.
001 » In sunny quantico for the weekend. Should I volunteer to be the one who gets tased in the class demo just to feel something? My basic sense of self-preservation says no but my wild side says yes
002 » Ever had one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card?
003 » One thing nobody gives pigeons credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of people could stand to learn a thing or two from them!
004 » If he bans dunks January 6 is going to look like a little kids birthday party I'll tell you that much
005 » Theologians have confirmed heaven's streets of gold will have no cyclists
006 » Just used my badge as ID to buy Baileys at 3 in the morning
007 » God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
008 » [ or text him! ]
guess i'm not getting into heaven.
( 1 ) No, no, I didn't call him stupid. I ASKED, "are you stupid?"
( 2 ) Third coffee. I am whimsical and important and can solve difficult riddles.
( 3 ) I'm going to start casting spells. I don't know what they're called or what they do; just tell me if you feel anything.
( 4 ) I hate it when shit is unbeknownst to me.
[ Info post! Elevator pitch: wealthy, eccentric independent researcher of unexplained phenomena and publisher of The American Unnaturalist: A Quarterly Review of Unusual, Anomalous, and Allegedly Supernatural Phenomena. Styles himself as a 'gentleman scholar' and has a fondness for everything peculiar and antiquated. Deeply curious, painfully sincere, and borderline obsessive over the topics that interest him (which might just be you!). Not accustomed to posting OCs on DW, be nice to me. 🥺 ]
( 2 ) Third coffee. I am whimsical and important and can solve difficult riddles.
( 3 ) I'm going to start casting spells. I don't know what they're called or what they do; just tell me if you feel anything.
( 4 ) I hate it when shit is unbeknownst to me.
[ Info post! Elevator pitch: wealthy, eccentric independent researcher of unexplained phenomena and publisher of The American Unnaturalist: A Quarterly Review of Unusual, Anomalous, and Allegedly Supernatural Phenomena. Styles himself as a 'gentleman scholar' and has a fondness for everything peculiar and antiquated. Deeply curious, painfully sincere, and borderline obsessive over the topics that interest him (which might just be you!). Not accustomed to posting OCs on DW, be nice to me. 🥺 ]
surely there's a better way to experiment with magic than to just start casting spells you don't understand...
[ And why is he the test dummy, for that matter? ]
[ And why is he the test dummy, for that matter? ]
1. now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
2. he told me he had never done that before...i responded with "clearly"
3. okay in my defense the fire department was already on the way before i got there
4. someone told me powers don't make you better than anybody else. okay but counterpoint: i can encourage your shoelaces tangle themselves together from across the room
5. people keep asking me how my powers work like there's supposed to be an answer. dude. i make things worse and then things get interesting
6. text him!
2. he told me he had never done that before...i responded with "clearly"
3. okay in my defense the fire department was already on the way before i got there
4. someone told me powers don't make you better than anybody else. okay but counterpoint: i can encourage your shoelaces tangle themselves together from across the room
5. people keep asking me how my powers work like there's supposed to be an answer. dude. i make things worse and then things get interesting
6. text him!
1. I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
2. No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
3. I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
4. In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
5. There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
2. No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
3. I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
4. In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
5. There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
If it's an albino boa that's Snowflake.
Belongs to Evelyn, she does the snake show.
Belongs to Evelyn, she does the snake show.
1. NEW ACHIEVEMENT. Missed the intervention. Congratulations! You've managed to get so drunk that you've turbofucked all your interpersonal relationships. It's a wonder your liver didn't spontaneously combust, but let's all hold onto our anticipation just in case. You've received: a silver "get your shit together" box.
2. Eesh, buddy. Lighten up. It's not like anyone saw that huge party foul. Yet.
3. Ask again later, Daddy's busy watching Footloose.
4. Have you considered that maybe you're the one who needs to take things more seriously?
5. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
Sike! I'm just fucking with you. I just don't want to do it and you didn't ask me nicely.
6. [ or send your own! i'm baby and voicetesting, be nice to me. still mid-book 7. info. ]
2. Eesh, buddy. Lighten up. It's not like anyone saw that huge party foul. Yet.
3. Ask again later, Daddy's busy watching Footloose.
4. Have you considered that maybe you're the one who needs to take things more seriously?
5. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
Sike! I'm just fucking with you. I just don't want to do it and you didn't ask me nicely.
6. [ or send your own! i'm baby and voicetesting, be nice to me. still mid-book 7. info. ]
[ooc | listen if i had a carl i would be throwing him at you SO FAST but i don't so i'm just here to throw roses instead and congratulate you on being awesome.]
001. For the last time, I am not familiar with your military friend and his fondness for poultry. Who is Colonel Sanders?
002. Answer me this: do you prefer absinthe or wine? One answer will suffice.
003. I suggest you don't threaten me.
004. TEXT HIM.
2 i heard u wanted like your millionth eddie tag or smth
satanicpanics
2026-09-18 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
implying i have either absinthe or wine money
James T. Kirk | Star Trek AOS | OTA and AUs welcome
smartass_captain
2026-09-18 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
1. How long before I tell them I can understand what they're saying?
2. Are you calling me a bad decision?
3. No news was absolutely not good news.
4. Are you also wondering how we got back?
5. And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're topless. That's just not fair
6. [Or text him! Misfires/AUs welcome.]
2. Are you calling me a bad decision?
3. No news was absolutely not good news.
4. Are you also wondering how we got back?
5. And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're topless. That's just not fair
6. [Or text him! Misfires/AUs welcome.]
3. My Hot Gay Orlesian Summer - Older and Wiser
the_other_dellamorte
- 2026-09-18 16:39 (UTC) - Expand1. That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
2. If I open that door am I going to be angry? Be honest with me.
3. How does that bad decision feel?
4. Of all the people I know, you are the last person allowed to judge me.
5. Well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
2. If I open that door am I going to be angry? Be honest with me.
3. How does that bad decision feel?
4. Of all the people I know, you are the last person allowed to judge me.
5. Well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
Of course I do not judge you.
But I wonder...if it was supposed to look like that?
[ It's a little judgey. ]
But I wonder...if it was supposed to look like that?
[ It's a little judgey. ]
1. You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
2. Can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces?
3. Nothing worse than someone crying and venting out of the blue. Don't drag me into your miserable life.
4. If you ever reply honestly again after you're greeted with "how are you" and you had a terrible day, I will personally take it upon myself to make it even worse.
5. [ text him ]
2. Can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces?
3. Nothing worse than someone crying and venting out of the blue. Don't drag me into your miserable life.
4. If you ever reply honestly again after you're greeted with "how are you" and you had a terrible day, I will personally take it upon myself to make it even worse.
5. [ text him ]
1. Next time you want to text me, please consider how precious my time is and send something more interesting than 'hi'.
2. It's fifty dollars. Get over it. What are you, poor?
3. Entertain me. Right now. Say something funny.
4. I told you I'm not speaking to you until you apologize for last night.
5. I already trimmed my act from fifty minutes to forty-five. Any more and I'll barely have an act at all.
6. Text him!
2. It's fifty dollars. Get over it. What are you, poor?
3. Entertain me. Right now. Say something funny.
4. I told you I'm not speaking to you until you apologize for last night.
5. I already trimmed my act from fifty minutes to forty-five. Any more and I'll barely have an act at all.
6. Text him!
Thirty minutes. It's all you can be allowed.
1. Saw a dead body on the way to the tavern.
2. No, I don't think it's 'completely justified' for me to lose all sense of my morals because it's my birthday.
3. It’s all coming back to me in waves... Waves of humiliation and nausea.
4. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell” to a noble and not end up in the pillory after.
5. I miss the days when my nights didn't end in someone bleeding.
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
2. No, I don't think it's 'completely justified' for me to lose all sense of my morals because it's my birthday.
3. It’s all coming back to me in waves... Waves of humiliation and nausea.
4. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell” to a noble and not end up in the pillory after.
5. I miss the days when my nights didn't end in someone bleeding.
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
I can make it a theological argument if you prefer. Just let me get a refill first.
the irony of Henry talking about another man's stink
silverskalitzson
- 2026-09-18 22:16 (UTC) - Expand1. I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
2. Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
3. Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
4. I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
5. I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
2. Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
3. Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
4. I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
5. I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Soooo do I need to worry about the kissing disease, or did you, like, catch strep at work?
1. Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
2. You inspire me to be a worse person
3. Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
4. You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
5. Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
2. You inspire me to be a worse person
3. Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
4. You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
5. Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There are so many ways to read that. I'm going to assume it's in a good way.
1. Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
2. I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work…
3. I asked her politely not to touch my dick.
4. I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
5. Text him!
2. I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work…
3. I asked her politely not to touch my dick.
4. I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
5. Text him!
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