He bites :(

[funandcutememes]

THE WARNING LABEL MEME

Some people should come with a warning.

Today, your character does.

They've got a bright, impossible-to-remove label stuck somewhere everyone can see it. It says something people really ought to know before getting too close.

Probably useful, but doubtful that it's heeded. We know how things go in these parts.

RULES

1. Post with your character and write out their warning label. No blank top levels.
2. Reply to other characters. Read their warning. Take it as seriously as they'll take yours.
3. Thread from there.

Comments

WARNING: can manipulate emotions with her powers, looser with this than she should be.

[innerbeauty]

I'm getting better at learning when not to!

[ "ALSO, SHE BITES. :)" ]

...when it's useful, which is a lot of the time.

[mikoshi]

Ain't that something everyone can do, especially chicks?

WARNING! Moving parts can crush and cut. Keep hands clear while operating machine.

[mikoshi]

Oh shit, I come with an ANSI warning now? [ Chuffed. ] Yo, let me check out my material safety data sheet.

[rebelsamurai]

Yep, this sounds about right. [He mutters while smoking.]

It's a miracle you didn't crush Ker's dick while fucking him.

WARNING: Raging megalomaniac. Manipulative bastard. Villainous wannabe.

[starsandlines]

...tch, wannab--I'll have you know I was quite successful, for a time!

[ He's not going to comment on the rest of that label. ]

[abnormalizes]

I think that’s the definition of ‘weird flex, but okay.’

WARNING! Fuckin' loud, can't ask for directions, chauvinistic, will steal your cow--

[ballbreaker]

I didn't steal anyone's cow!

[Yep, definitely proving to be loud as hell.]

Last time I checked, that cow didn't have Hotpants' name on it!

[mikoshi]

What kinda yeehaw heist is that? Fuck you gonna do with one lone cow?

WARNING! ...TERRORIST. An absolute emotional terrorist, bastard, son of a bitch, broken goods--

[rebelsamurai]

[He's just here flipping the bird. It's clear that Silverhand doesn't give a fuck.]

BEWARE of Collapse and My Own Poor Life Choices

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

[mikoshi]

Giving a shit about people is a poor life choice?

BEWARE: may fuck your dad, WILL crack terrible puns as a defence mechanism.

[oyajigag]

Whaddya mean by that? I ain't caroused and aroused any dads I know of, let alone slept with 'em.

[He doesn't know. Also technically no he hasn't clinched the DILF yet, but like. He'd like to.]

WARNING could eat your sanity (and I mean that literally)

[narfield]

Look, I'm trying to cut down okay! Still getting used to the whole "food" thing. And if I do cave, I've been getting store bought.

Or I eat the sanity of bigots. Not like they have much to begin with.

[butcherbox]

You'd starve. I got nothin'.

[He underestimates himself, but still, please. He needs whatever he has left.] Also not a bigot so I got that goin' for me.

WARNING: Staking Hazard (Not Suitable For Vampires)

[thinkyourthoughts]

[troubasaur]

That seems rude.

WARNING: manipulative, narcissistic, alcoholic, billionaire

[nightmarescenario]

Is that last one really a bad thing?

[hey_loser]

What is this, a warning label or a dating profile?
Ya just described my type.

["WARNING: Prolonged exposure may result in an unsolicited education in blood sorcery, obscure-

[unshriven]

[-history, and the many creative ways civilizations have collapsed."

He's just going to lightly shrug.]

WARNING: Toxic. Handel with care.

[poisonousflower]

[The text is followed by a skull and crossed bones.]

"Warning: Will be your conscience whether you like it or not....

[impervioustobadattitude]

...Combined with a healthy dose of sarcasm and tough love."

[Maggie frowns a little.]

I take care of orphans for a living, not sure what else you'd expect.

[ridofthethrone]

Is there any point doing that for adults?

WARNING: Would execute your best friend to make a point

[ridofthethrone]

I did that once...

WARNING: Comes attached with overpowered and (needy) possessive demon emperor

[peerlesschrysanthemum]

[Sometimes there's even two of them!

He does not do anything like groan, but there might be a faint sigh and a brief touch to the bridge of his nose.]

[fellfurthest]

You have my sympathies.

Caution: Petty

[annarr]

--that's it? There's loads of worse thing, surely!

[but did they all grow out of pettiness, tho]

[okamimommi]

[Still not as bad as the man called Doom. I'd say out of the petty beings, you are the least likely to slit your own throat knowingly. Just gonna lean on Loki now.]

Warning: Psychologically unstable, ex-cultist, ex-terrorist, might or might not be a

[butcherbox]

...Lovecraftian fish monster.

[rituale]

.. You're maybe or maybe not.. Dagon?

[ ignoring the rest for lovecraft.. for now. ]

WARNING: Mean drunk. The bad cop to Superman's good cop. Will kill if necessary.

[onetinylife]

[Just because Kara is good, doesn't mean she has to be nice about it.]

WARNING: Will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe ----

[evilkoala]

[cont'd — If found in a big city]

[butcherbox]

[C...cute?] How do you back up sewers? That sounds like a lot of work.

[Actually all of it does, but Simon isn't used to there being that many people around, or any street signs at all.]

WARNING: Space bug vampire. Sucks the life out of humans when hungry.

[commandshumor]

[He shrugs]

All living things must eat in some capacity or another.

[inside_job]

True. None of us get to choose our biology. Preying on sentients does tend to make relations awkward, though.

Is it humans specifically, or are they just convenient?

WARNING: Does not consider other people 'real' or important. Bite risk.

[damnedduke]

Yeah, yeah. Very cute.

[fellfurthest]

Do you not think they're real because you regularly hallucinate?

WARNING: NOISY

[troubasaur]

[That's it. That's the whole label. Whether it's talking about his violin, his vibrant attire, or Savvy himself is unclear.]

[abnormalizes]

A lot of people love to have a partner who’s loud, myself included. Feels very flattering.

[There’s no way she could have resisted making an innuendo here and she wasn’t going to try.]

Warning: Literally the Devil. Perfectly malicious sadist

[fellfurthest]

Thank you. [It's not a compliment, it's just his canon label.]

[borrowedmedia]

Okay.

And?

[Have one very unimpressed and very burntout cyborg

Physical bodies are hard- it didn't care about fantastical threats anymore.]

WARNING: this man has convinced himself he could be god

[cardale]

[fellfurthest]

Are you?

[No, he knows he's not, just trolling because he's mean.]

Warning: Busybody Goddess, Judgmental Bitch, and all around the grandma you both love and hate.

[okamimommi]