tell me my nudes are fire

[memeocracy]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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peter "human golden retriever" parker | mcu | m/f

[brandnewspider]

o1. I was not trying to feel you up!
That was a strategic, you know, tactical rescue hold.
o2. Yeah, but in my defense, does anyone not have a thing for redheads?
Besides, I have a thing for all... heads..... that sounds bad.
o3. Trust me, it'd take a lot of effort for you to wear me out.
But I appreciate the confidence.
o4. [ still in the process of voice testing, but up to date on spoilers and on board for a lot. ]

1?

[whatupdorks]

...right. so you're telling me you grab the ass of EVERYONE who swings with you?

rumi || kpop demon hunters || ota

[hun_trix]

ellie williams. the last of us. f/f

[bombycidae]

ichigo kurosaki | bleach | m/f

[cutupthemoon]

Lohen | Genshin Impact

[souldevour]

1. Before we fight, is this going to end up with us having sex? I want to be prepared.

2. Men are made to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down and kissed. The Anemo Archon told me that.

3. We can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'

4. Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 40 year old that's currently hitting on me?

5. [Text him!]

3

[postramielatic]

For the record: You provoked me. That was just the appropriate response.

Sara Lance | DCTV | OTA

[thecanarylives]

jason todd | dc comics | m/f

[abloodybird]

(1) i thought making your cleavage my phone wallpaper would be taken as a compliment

(2) you
you're what i want for dinner

(3) i can't control what i think when you're wearing something cute, that sounds like the telepath's problem

(4) you're really going to have to sell me on going to a comic con
because that just sounds like a slightly more annoying work conference to me

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

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[metball]

And you wouldn't be the first.

clark kent / superman || superman (2025) || ota

[what_the_hey]

robert robertson III | dispatch | ota

[mechamanager]

(1) Is this the part where I threaten to punish you like that's not exactly what you're angling for?

(2) What's the point of finally buying a new bed frame if we don't immediately try to break it?

(3) Oh, trust me, I was looking very not respectfully. But I'm cute, so I can get away with it, right?

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]

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[icarusincarnate]

Hell, I wouldn't mind if you weren't cute-- but since you are, would you like a closer look?

Bruce Wayne | dc comics

[knightrise]

(1) You know, I'm not used to people asking me to choke them out. Though yes, obviously I know how to do it safely.

(2) I've largely left my tabloid days behind me, but I do kind of want to fuck you in the back of a limosine.

(3)You're testing me. Don't think you're subtle.

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. ]

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[on_the_record]

So
why haven't you?

Barbie | The Barbie Movie | ota

[flatfeet]

[deprogrammer]

Where did you learn to be such a tease?

octavia blake | the 100 | ota

[alreadystrong]

ella | cinderella | ota

[andbekind]

zoey | kpop demon hunters | ota

[maknaeontop]

[abloodybird]

so i do want to do more to celebrate your very special birthday than just fuck you until you can't move
but
that's absolutely on the docket, too

lena luthor - supergirl - ota

[belonged]

yuta okkotsu ― jjk ― ota

[weddingbanned]

donna troy | titans | ota

[moregood]

nancy drew | nancy drew | ota

[chasedshadows]

barret wallace | ffvii

[doesthevoices]

kate kane | batwoman | f/f

[vespertilio]

scott "cyclops" summers | marvel 616

[narrowvision]

Mira || Kpop Demon Hunters || OTA

[sharpasablade]

joker (ren amamiya) | persona 5 | ota

[wildercard]

major motoko kusanagi | ghost in the shell | f/f

[opticalfibers]

Tsuzuki Asato | Yami no Matsuei | m/m

[cinnamonbun]