the midfuck meme

[thememesock]

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~

1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
Aprivate place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy

 

Stolen lovingly from memebells

Comments

Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat?

[pirateelvis]

[Man, nothing beats hammock sex in Maxi's opinion. It's a little tight and a little awkward at first, but something about the ungiving nature of the ropes lets you get niiice and deep.

He's making quite a show of himself, rocking back and forth to drive Motochika deep inside him, running his hands over his own chest and holding back groans with every motion. Fuck, that's good.]

Nnn... sure you just ain't gotten bigger?

it's a damn fine motherfuckin' boat

[berths]

[Motochika likes it too... it's better with Maxi, however. Sure, he could have sex with anyone, but no one really put a show on like Maxi did.

And the purple pirate was pleased as punch to give Maxi exactly what he wants. Which is his cock much deeper inside of him. He has to use his legs... which is dangerous in a hammock, but he definitely gets it all the way to the hilt.]

...Sucking up to me, are we?

[pirateelvis]

Heh... maybe. [Fortunately, these are strong hammocks. Maxi's tested them. You can probably guess how.

He groans again, a little louder, grinding his hips against him to perfect the pace and take him deep as possible with every stroke.]

If I butter you up you'll do this again and again...

[berths]

[Motochika's tested them too, alright. And now they're really holding up the weight of two muscular men fucking on them.

He moves his head up a bit, trying to sit up a little bit more. Hand moving inside his legs to grip and start to give him a nice good handjob too.]

Butter me up? Not necessary... if you're up this early, we'll do it daily!

[pirateelvis]

[A+, hammock merchants. Good review coming your way.

The groan gets a little less held-back as his hand wraps around his cock and he exhales a puff of air, clenching his eyes shut.]

Ahh, fuck yes... you'd like that, huh?

[berths]

[Motochika's invention, you can thank him later.

Oh wow, it is rather chilly in here. He didn't even notice. He grunted loudly, thrusting much harder into him.]

I'd like it even better if I didn't have to leave bed for this.

[pirateelvis]

[Rough, just the way he likes it. He moves to best facilitate the action, biting down on his lip at the sting and the strain.]

Aaahhh... how's that fair? We should at least take turns waking up and sneaking in...

[berths]

[He's fully enjoying the look of Maxi right now. He moves in a bit, trying to kiss him on the lips.]

Sneaking in? I was talking about you sharing a room with me!

[pirateelvis]

[Maxi meets him halfway, leaning down for a brief, hard kiss that clashes teeth.]

There's a great idea. [Another kiss, reaching to pull Motochika's face into it by his chin.] We could... do this... hnnngh... whenever the hell we want...

[berths]

[He presses hard against his face, trying to dig his cock in to hit the sweet spot.]

Exactly. [He tilted his chin up, and chuckled a bit.] So what do you say?

[pirateelvis]

[One more hard kiss, and Maxi comes away with his teeth nipping at his lip with a brief tug. He lets go the moment he feels his cock rub against the bundle of nerves inside him, forcing a muttered swear out of him.]

Aw yeah... ah... Love to.

[berths]

That's what I like to hear from my loyal pirates.

[He tilts his head back as he fucks him deeper and deeper. He starts to pant lightly, trying to get himself to orgasm sooner than he may have completely wanted.]

[pirateelvis]

[Maxi's half-laughing, half groaning senseless things out loud, rocking back and forth to take him deep as he can. The prospect of this more often? Definitely a nice one.]

Fuck me... yeah, fuck me hard...

[berths]

I'm trying!

[He looks up at him, and grunts lightly, trying to grab onto anything to get himself deeper inside of him.]

...Change positions?

[pirateelvis]

Unh... [He blinks wearily, trying to process that for a moment.] Yeah...

[And he's almost loathe to pull Motochika out of himself, wobbling up on unsteady feet to let them readjust in the hammock. The other pirate's gone and fucked all the sense out of him.]

[berths]

[It's at this moment where he realizes just how good he was to Maxi. No, he doesn't really care that much, right now, that his pirate lover is getting the sense fucked right out of him. The best part was how damn good he felt. He climbed off the hammock, and pushed Maxi to lay down on his stomach.]

Moan my name for me.

[pirateelvis]

[He grips the side of the hammock as he lays down, allowing him to position with his hips high in the air and in an easy position. The request is one he fills, with gusto.]

Motochika...

[berths]

Let's give them something good to wake up to.

[He smirked, grabbing Maxi's hips tightly. Getting behind him, he thrusted right inside of him. Hard and fast, as always.]

[pirateelvis]

Unnhhh... yeah!

[He moans loudly, thrusting his hips back into every stroke to take it hard.]

Fuck yeah... nice and deep!

[berths]

Going as deep as it will allow me!

[This was no where near as good as against the wall, but hot damn did Maxi's body look great, just pounding away at it, to try and make him melt even more into the bed.]

So tight...

[pirateelvis]

[Why have such a nice figure if he's not going to use it? He tightens his fists on the ropes, rocks backwards, letting his head fall back as he practically yells every groan.]

Fuck yeah... gonna come hard...

[berths]

Do it! All over the floor!

[He angles right into the sweet spot, hitting it even harder than before. Wanting him to come right this second. Tighten around him and drain him.]

[pirateelvis]

[It's a wonder Maxi's not screaming with how hard he's being fucked and how great it feels. He reaches down with one hand to stroke himself, just as rough, and it's not long at all before they both get what they want.

He yells out loud, a string of groaning obscenities, and spills hot over his own hand and down to the floor. His back arches, his body tightens up and he jerks involuntarily as orgasm crashes through him.]

[berths]

[He would've loved to make Maxi scream but there was little he could do about that... besides actually trying to make him scream. But he didn't want to actually harm him.

But for now, he'll take the tightness that makes him orgasm deep inside of him. He grunts and leans over him, gasping heavily.]

S... shit Maxi...

[pirateelvis]

[Nice and well-fucked, taking all that hot release deep inside... perfect. Maxi's a sweating mess, holding himself up on the ropes of the hammock.]

Mmm... fuck yes. Perfect.