Waking up and I'm making it everyone's problem

WOKE UP MARRIED

You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.

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[ how did this happen? he doesn't have papers! ]

Edited (The only reason I've ever had to break out this icon ) 2026-06-06 02:07 (UTC)

It had been one of those parties of her mothers, and since Jonathan came back to town and was basically couch surfing between her house and the Bell's (As no one wanted him back in his house.) he had been invited. It was a few towns over and no one really thought much of it. He had spent some time joking around with her dad as he now got half the references he didn't as a teenager, and it was always fun to set up a time to fence with Mr. Dyer. One of the only useful skills Granny made him learn.

A gentleman has to fence. Even if hes a bastard.

But from talking to Mr. Dyer to morning? He couldn't be asked. Somehow they got to the hotel, though he was supposed to be in a different room. Not laid next to her, still in half the suit he wore the night before, an arm draped around her, a golden band on his ring finger as he snored beside her.

He tended to only snore like that when he drank too much.

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( if you’ve ever wanted to trap Diluc in an uncomfortable situation, here is your chance. )

[Fancy a jellyfish from another gatcha?]

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[ info and permissions in journal! and, like, good luck with this one. ]

[How about these two because I think it would be hilarious but also rip Aether. Also I loved their tfln thread.]

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[ ota. ]

[ info in journal, characters 20+ preferred. this is more likely to be a jamjar situation where characters are paired off to encourage intimacy. if you want to say some kind of orientation suggested this might happen so we move straight into awkward situations that actually include learning about each other instead of awkward situations that are more about how this happened that's cool with me. ]