Twitter (In Classic Form) Meme

[lamb_chop]

the (classic) meme



1. Post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Post the tweet. (no blank top levels!)

3. Respond to people's tweets or tag them with your own.

4. In Classic Twitter form, IT CAN ONLY BE UP TO 140 CHARACTERS. And, yes, threadjacking is so encouraged.
5. #HashtagsAreFun

6. RETWEET!!

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Comments

Carol Danvers | MCU

[captaindanvers]

ohmycaptain: I guess I'm here for a while. Earth. Do I need to specify that on twitter.com? #earth #callme

[savestars]

Astrophaged: Where are you when you're not on earth?

[captaindanvers]

ohmycaptain: anywhere and everywhere #space

[lilwomprat]

lilgreenguy: play play play

[captaindanvers]

ohmycaptain: Sorry, little guy, play is not the way

Sherlock Holmes ‽ BBC Sherlock ‽ OTA

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

RealSherlockHolmes: Supplied the decisive leads again.
#MetDetectivesAreIdiots
#AnotherCriminalOffTheStreet

sherlock holmes | young sherlock (spoilers in comments)

[escucha]

Sherlock Holmes @scoutshonor · June 1, 1871

After the month I've had I'd like to thank my mother for giving me her hallucinations and my father for giving me nothing #mynothing

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steal this code

ruth toft-thygesen | original | ota

[ruthlessen]

Ruth Toft-Thygesen @pastoralis · June 2, 1950

“Women were created to be the erasers of men's mistakes.” Obviously, men need to start buying new erasers and do the work themselves.

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james moriarty | young sherlock | ota

[aliter]

exit pursued by a beare @j.moriarty · June 1, 1871

It's always "these violent delights have violent ends," and never "these violent delights were consensual and everyone had a lovely time."

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[escucha]

Romeo and Juliet would have ended quite differently, were that the case.

the way you went to all that trouble for the code and instantly abandoned it

[aliter]

That's not the sort of play you can invite the Queen to.

I would have had to use it every time... I'll do it for you

[escucha]

Sherlock Holmes @scoutshonor · June 1, 1871

It would fly over her head, regardless.

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too late the jig is up

[aliter]

I think that depends on if we're talking about Elizabeth or Victoria.

at least I've still got hashtags

[escucha]

You mean the Virgin Queen would take offense to a play that ended in orgasmic violence? I can't believe it. #sarcasm

[aliter]

The fact she never married isn't proof she hated sex. Lots of people speculated it was otherwise.

[escucha]

No, I don't believe so either—I should have used quotes. It suited the Church's goals for her to be the "Virgin Queen"

he can have a little light treason as a treat

[aliter]

I'll just bet Victoria knows her way around a crop though. #GodSaveTheQueen

does queen victoria use victorian twitter?

[escucha]

James, you rascal! #ImSureYoureRight

[ liked. retweeted. ]

her people do and these tweets are gonna cause her to rebrand it

[aliter]

😇 So it wouldn't go over her head as such a wise and knowledgeable ruler, is all I'm saying.

bout to be a pair of deactivated accounts soon

[escucha]

Of course! A kind and benevolent ruler who will live a long life and continue to have excellent health 😇 #CropInHand

[aliter]

Look at you with your clever little hashtags.

[ he's used up his year's worth of positive words he can put in the same sentence as queen victoria, sorry! not even for the bit ]

[escucha]

I do my best 😇 Mycroft will truly disown me if I'm featured in the news for defaming our ruling monarch #GoodLuckBrotherDear

The Medicine Seller/Kon | Mononoke Film Trilogy | OTA (mild spoilers)

[kusuriuris]

konkon; Im on medical rest after that last exorcism. This sucks I want dango and i cant leave the shuuga no mine to get dango fml.

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[meds4sale]

kusuriuriri: since you are lively enough to complain, i suppose i can leave you for a few hours to get dango.

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[meds4sale]

kusuriuriri: stay out of my closet

[kusuriuris]

konkon; I can behave. Thank you senpai.

[meds4sale]

kusuriuriri: i will believe it when i see it.

[He knows whose apprentice you were, Kon.]

That trailer, he came back for his junior ; v ;

[kusuriuris]

konkon; I can barely get up on my own how do you think im gonna go in your closet

[ For once Kon's spared from his own curiosity, he has the energy to tweet but not much else. ]

Robert Robertson III | Dispatch | OTA

[twinkietwink]

Mecha Man Official @mechaman · June 1, 2026

I see you guys in the #MechaManSightings hashtag are as on top of it as ever. Looking forward to serving our city again. See you around.

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Robbie was my father, call me Robert @robertsquaredx3 · June 1, 2026

I lived bitch

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[replies will be far less fancily coded bc i cannot be bothered to keep it up lmao]

elio | find me | ota

[vigilly]

Elio Perlman @dedications · June 2, 1996

No one plays Bach the way Liszt does. #spotthedifference

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[changeyourself]

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project (UrbFant AU ofc.)

[scarlet_devil]

Remilia @remilia · May 28, 2026

Wow. Saw that explosion from all the way over here!

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Phone tagging, no fancy html 😭

[changeyourself]

defaultname123:

Eto… bleh!

[scarlet_devil]

remilia:For once it wasn't a certain blonde I know.

[changeyourself]

defaultname123: I do like you know it was me.

BTW can I crash at your place I am missing a wall now

[scarlet_devil]

remilia: It's one or the other. If I let you come over all sorts will want to do so.

[ She'll switch to direct messaging. ]

remilia: You may. Keep in mind I am a fairly well known billionaire and have a reputation to consider.

Ryland Grace | Project Hail Mary | OTA

[savestars]

Dr. Ryland Grace @astrophaged · June 1, 2032

You know one thing I miss that I'll never have again? Reese's peanut butter cups. #maybeEridianscansynthesizechocolate #RemindmetoaskRocky

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Frank Langdon | The Pitt | OTA

[doctorken]

Yamada 💭 OC - OTA

[changeyourself]

defaultname123:
The gym is hornier than a strip club. That honest sweat does some heavy lifting. Is there a term for a horny liminal space?
#liminholespace

[powerhittou]

QRT by xXAzureDragonXx:

lol love this scene in #backshotrooms

Husk | Hazbin Hotel | OTA

[strutwhenyourebluffin]

hotelbartender: Why do people feel the need to steal the glasses from the bar? BRING THEM BACK.

phyre | bloodlines 2

[nomadicflame]

Wayfarer @stilltraveling · December 29, 2025

The distinction between a monster and a man is often determined by who survives long enough to write the history. Anyway, I have acquired a toaster. Thus far it appears trustworthy.

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