Bathtub/Shower meme!

[memeswearhouse]

In the interests of good clean fun, we're providing you with a bathtime meme~

The scenario is quite simple, your character finds themselves in the bath or shower with another character (clothed? Naked? Getting naked? Who knows~ That's part of the fun!), whether this is normal or your character has just "poofed" into the situation is up to you! Hijinks ensue.

Feel free to mix and match, use the options below, or go to RNG and let the gods decide

1. dropped the soap - ..Huh... how did you end up in prison? And during shower hour....

2. peasoup steam - The water is hot tonight and the steam is making it way too hot to see anything! Keep your hands to themselves

3. slip and slide - Whoooa all those puddles are making it hard to stand up straight. Maybe someone can help you out.

4. accidental peeping tom - Oh the joys of communal showers.... especially if someone starts attending to their... "needs" right next to you.

5. bubble bath - Because FUCK YEAH BUBBLES.

6. obligatory sex option - Huh, you're stuck in a shower with someone... and there's a note taped on the door. "If you want out, you gotta make out for 10 minutes~ Cheers!" Did we mention the aphro pumping in with the steam and water? Because there's that too.

7. ANYTHING ELSE. Anything and everything else.

Remember when you post up with your character, make sure to specify if you're okay with smut or not!

Comments

[nottheshoe]

[POUTING NOW]

What was that for? I said I was gonna wash your hair.

[...yeah. that was toooootally what that was about]

[heisntsurprised]

Nah, I think you're just trying t' blind me.

[nottheshoe]

Oh really? Where'd be the benefit in that?

[Feel that? That would be fingers scrubbing along your scalp, Aulus. SHE CAN DO NICE THINGS.... SORT OF.]

[heisntsurprised]

[mmmm. ... Okay he'll deal with this.]

Dunno. You'd probably find some way t'drive me up a fucking wall with 't.

[nottheshoe]

I think y'just find ways to say I'm drivin' you up a wall.

[hehehe it's like petting a cat.


also I hope you're okay with strawberry smelling conditioner.]

[heisntsurprised]

[he's not.]

No, y'actually try t'drive me up a damn wall.

Like right now.

[nottheshoe]

[Too bad, it's in your hair.]

Oh? How so?

[heisntsurprised]

I'm not a fuckin' fruit.

[nottheshoe]

Man, if you were-- you'd be waaaay far in the closet.

[heisntsurprised]

Right.

So why are y'trying t'make me smell like a fucking fruit.

[nottheshoe]

Not tryin'. It's just what I got.

[Stop complaining Aulus. She may do things. Turrible things.]

[heisntsurprised]

[But when is he ever not complaining.]

You can't magic it into something else?

[nottheshoe]

Nope. Not part of my skill set.

Wouldja rather wash me instead?

[That was definitely a dare. SHE KNOWS YOU WON'T BITE.]

[heisntsurprised]

[You are correct, Nike.]

What, am I your mother, now?

[nottheshoe]

No. But I'm beginning to feel like yours.

[Loofa with body wash foamed up on it, meet Aulus's chest. Aulus's chest, meet loofa with bodywash foamed up on it.]

[heisntsurprised]

No one's making you do this.

[... but he's not stopping her.]

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOL

[nottheshoe]

Oh, so you'd rather just sit here and watch me clean myself?

[Don't. imagine. her running. the loofa. over her boobs.



I SAID DON'T IMAGINE IT AULUS.]

LMAODLSAKHGLAK

[heisntsurprised]

[....... FUCK YOU.]

That's not what I meant.

:3c

[nottheshoe]

Then inform me.

[heisntsurprised]

There's absolutely nothing t'inform you of.

[nottheshoe]

[....shrugs]

Okay then. I'll just take care of myself then.

[Remember the loofa boob image, Aulus. That'll be happening now. Hope you can see it through the steam]

[heisntsurprised]

[... just barely.

basically fuck you.]

What, y'didn't do that before I stumbled in here?

[nottheshoe]

I just got started when y'got here. No pruny fingers or anything.

[She's going to hold out a hand just so you can see]

[heisntsurprised]

[He can barely see that hand.

Obviously the logical solution to this is scooting a bit closer.]

Kinda hard t'believe, considering all the steam.

[nottheshoe]

Only started getting like this when you came in.

[Taking that hand back now to return to washing herself


doncha wanna see aulus?]