bakerstreet | Bathtub/Shower meme!

In the interests of good clean fun, we're providing you with a bathtime meme~

The scenario is quite simple, your character finds themselves in the bath or shower with another character (clothed? Naked? Getting naked? Who knows~ That's part of the fun!), whether this is normal or your character has just "poofed" into the situation is up to you! Hijinks ensue.

Feel free to mix and match, use the options below, or go to RNG and let the gods decide

1. dropped the soap - ..Huh... how did you end up in prison? And during shower hour....

2. peasoup steam - The water is hot tonight and the steam is making it way too hot to see anything! Keep your hands to themselves

3. slip and slide - Whoooa all those puddles are making it hard to stand up straight. Maybe someone can help you out.

4. accidental peeping tom - Oh the joys of communal showers.... especially if someone starts attending to their... "needs" right next to you.

5. bubble bath - Because FUCK YEAH BUBBLES.

6. obligatory sex option - Huh, you're stuck in a shower with someone... and there's a note taped on the door. "If you want out, you gotta make out for 10 minutes~ Cheers!" Did we mention the aphro pumping in with the steam and water? Because there's that too.

7. ANYTHING ELSE. Anything and everything else.

Remember when you post up with your character, make sure to specify if you're okay with smut or not!

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[Guess what fucker is styling a bubble beard?

YEAH BEARDCEPTION!]

...You didn't need to bully me into this, but it's fun all the same.

[That's a lie because yep Toby stayed up all night again whoops he should probably actually get cleaned up.]

[leaning back and enjoying the hot water aw ye.]

Baths are nice.

...and you lose track of time sometimes, Toby.

[Translation: when was the last time you took a bath Toby.]

[He huffs, sending a small fleck of bubble back into the water.]

Oh, shut up; I have my reasons, and I can always rely on your neatness to go into overdrive if I get too bad.

You're pretty anal, you know.

[No Toby STOP GRINNING THAT'S NOT FUNNY just get back to styling the bubble beard yes]

...Want one?

If by 'overdrive' you mean the level of neatness everyone else but you has, then yes.

[......EYEROLL. TOBY THAT WAS AWFUL.]

...

A beard? Really?

No, you're just a touch on the obsessive side. We're opposite ends of a spectrum, and that's why you love me.

[it was unappreciated genius is what it was! For that, Toby just slides on over and starts applying the bubbles without permission.

TAKE THAT, ROBERT.]

Yes, a beard. I can give you a hat too, if you'd like.
...Is there any other point to bubblebaths if you're not going to do ridiculous things with the bubbles?

Of all the reasons that I love you? That isn't one of them.

[....this bubblebeard. you are getting bubbles up his nose and he looks kind of uncomfortable ksdghaeskf toby pls]

It feels kind of silly. ...I suppose that's the point, though.
Oh, what the hell. Make it a tophat?

[Toby's so enthusiastic that he can't say no. TOBY PLS.]

Fine, deny it all you like. Why do you love me, then? [Normally, an eyebrow wiggle looks pretty ridiculous.
But on a man with a bubble beard?
YEP.]

Oh go on, snort. Gently though, so you don't blow it off.
...And who gives a fuck? It's just us--

[the tophat suggestion makes Toby's face genuinely light up, though; that's more like it, Robert! Just...Watch out because he's suddenly sitting like right in close so he can do it properly and it's probably squishy as fuck but oh well he's all excited anyway.]

You're the best, you know? ...Once you stop worrying so much.

[...Okay he's just gonna snort and break into laughter. TOBY, I. TOBY PLEASE WHAT IS THIS.

Robert grins (and some of that beard falls off but ah well we can fix it.)]

Careful of the beard.
And, well. You make that easier on me, you know.

[Yes good YES GOOD this is how it should be; the laughter's infectious, and soon Toby's without a bubbly set of facial hair.]

Shh, you broke it! And I broke mine; I'll fix them once I make you a dandy little tophat.

[Once he's shaped...Okay it looks nothing like a tophat but Toby's got a little pile of bubbles on top of Robert's head anyway, then that's probably the best time to lean in and steal a quick kiss.

Might as well get it out of the road before he fixes up their beards.]

...You need to relax, once in a while. 'S the least I can do for you, is make you chill out sometimes.

[The last of the laughs subside and he happily kisses Toby back. God, it's nice to just be silly sometimes...]

This isn't dandy at all, Toby. It's not even cylindrical.

[Robert shifts and spills a little water out of the tub DAMN IT BOBERT THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TAKE A BATH.]

I do relax! Really. [Largely because he's around Toby. But he'll save that bit of sappiness for himself right now.]

[GOOD BOB GOOD keep that up because you're now being given the start of bubble tits.
Wow way to be mature Toby GJ.]

You try and craft a top hat out of bubbles, then. I'd love to see it! Nice lipped brim and all-- Ohhh no, fuck that I'm not mopping this mess up!

[With all that disturbance, he's just hanging onto Robert and laughing; it's probably the smart thing to avoid moving until the water's calmed, but fuck it this whole situation is ridiculous so he's just going to cling okay?]

Suuuure you do! You're going to go white early, I swear; if it weren't for me forcing my relaxed ways on you like a soap opera villain on an attractive woman, then where would you be?

[OH GOD SKDBGKJD. Robert's laughing again, STOP SCATTERING THE BEARD MAN.]

You're ruining my breasts, Toby, how could you--

[That bit about the sappy? NOPE. He rests his head on Toby's shoulder and sighs.]

Having a much more boring time, I'd say. But you could be classier about your daytime TV style seduction. I don't want to know how you know about that, though.

Hey, at least you're not pulling the pizza delivery boy thing. [Maybe attempting a bowler hat on you Toby.]

[WHOOPS ok at the mention of breasts Toby just puckers up and mimes squeezing them yep]

Pity, too; you have a magnificent pair of breasts! I just w--

[But Robert's head on his shoulder shuts him up, and Toby, for once, just sits there quietly and kisses his forehead.]

...Yeah, yeah. You'd probably be flying free and having a blast, but it's cute of you to say that.
And I'm not making any further comment on daytime TV, so you can shut up.

[He begins fixing Robert's beard, yawning a little.] Would that make you the bored, lonely housewife?

Bathtub/Shower meme!

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