foundparadise: (Default)
Open Posts and Memes ([personal profile] foundparadise) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2026-05-29 07:30 pm

Fortune tellers

FORTUNE COOKIE MEME
1. Head over here to get a fortune.
↪ Hit [open a cookie] until you get one/s you like!
2. Post the fortune/s with your character.
↪ Include your character's reaction to it.
↪ Or don't! Follow your heart.
3. Others respond to your character's fortune.
4. ???
5. Profit!
seekerofjustice: (Default)

Goro Akechi | Persona 5 Royal AU

[personal profile] seekerofjustice 2026-05-30 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
(Third Semester Missed Deadline-inspired AU. Link to AU doc!)

You will be forced to face fear, but if you do not run, fear will be afraid of you.

Akechi averts his eyes, realizing full well what it must be referring to.

"...All it takes is not to run from my past... That is all, and yet..."
kusuriuris: (Sippy Sippy)

The Medicine Seller/Kon | Mononoke Film Trilogy | OTA

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2026-05-30 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"A smile is your passport into the hearts of others."

[ He snorts. ]

I'm not so sure my smile helped me into the Ooku, but being persistent about it certainly helped.
dinosauro: (11 |)

[personal profile] dinosauro 2026-05-30 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Imagine what a persistent smile could do, in that case.
kusuriuris: (Orly?)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2026-05-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Could do a lot.

[ He sets down the fortune cookie to focus on his rice. ]

Although I've noticed if you smile too long people get uncomfortable.
dinosauro: (9 |)

[personal profile] dinosauro 2026-05-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, there's no getting around people's discomfort. Smile, cry, yell, say absolutely nothing at all - they'll find something to unsettle them. People are like that.
kusuriuris: (Sippy Sippy)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2026-05-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
True. But most don't mind.

[ He sighs, finding the rice container empty. Looking through the assembled boxes, he finds an unopened order of chicken chow mein. ]

Ah! There's still some chow mein.

[ He holds the box out to Eliosa. ]

Want some?
dinosauro: (13 |)

[personal profile] dinosauro 2026-05-30 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Can you tell when a girl's terribly hungry, tesoro?

[ Picking up a pair of chopsticks, she balances them up with an ease one might not have expected of her. Many different kinds of men come to see her after-hours.

She catches a small serving of the noodles and stuffs herself with less than elegance. ]


Smiling is the sweetest kind of manipulation, when you think about it, which - of course - you're always less than inclined to do.
kusuriuris: (Plotting)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2026-05-30 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, a woman after my own heart.

[ The Medicine Seller holds the box dutifully, waiting for her to be done before taking his own share. ]

I've heard smiling evolved from a show of teeth as a means of submission or appeasement. You want to trust a person who's smiling.

[ Perhaps that's the reason for the way the paint on his upper lip curls upward at the ends, a perpetual smile. ]

Somehow, I find I can always figure out if a smile's genuine or not.
meds4sale: (Smile! You're on candid camera!)

[personal profile] meds4sale 2026-05-30 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
I heard you made quite the entrance smile or no.
kusuriuris: (Sippy Sippy)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2026-05-30 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I did.

[ He can't help but smile into his chow mein. ]

The way I disarmed that samurai certainly left an impression.
dinosauro: (4 |)

[personal profile] dinosauro 2026-05-30 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Enthusiastic leadership gets your a promotion when you least expect it."

[ She reads the sentence over a few times, then slowly smiles and leans back in her chair, slouching maybe just a bit for emphasis, taking a long drag of her cigarette and blowing a smoke ring. ]

You're not supposed to expect anything least. Always expect everything most or you really won't get anywhere.
haxsignburneverything: (blah)

Reimu Hakurei | Touhou Project

[personal profile] haxsignburneverything 2026-05-30 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
"An old acquaintance will re-enter your life."

Oh yeah? [ Reimu being Reimu, promptly starts munching on the pastry. ] It better not be Mima.

These aren't even Chinese to begin with, they're based on tsujiura senbei.
kusuriuris: (Plotting)

Well here's one old acquaintance.

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2026-05-30 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard that their correlation with the Chinese came with Japanese immigrants coming to America. Given that the impression of Japanese cuisine at the time was raw fish, some Japanese eateries dubbed themselves Chinese in order to actually sell their food.

[ He slurps up some noodles of his chow mein. ]

Americans are odd.
haxsignburneverything: chantalwut.tumblr.com (lineface)

[personal profile] haxsignburneverything 2026-05-30 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Americans are odd? That's putting it lightly.

[ Reimu will naturally take advantage of 'all you can eat' if offered. So yeah, still devouring hers. ]

More sushi for us, I guess.

surgicalcynicism: (003)

Chishiya Shuntaro. Alice in Borderland. OTA

[personal profile] surgicalcynicism 2026-05-30 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Let your fantasies unwind...

[The small piece of paper lies on his plate among the crumps.]

Mmm, sounds like a trap.
wasisweetonce: (unsure; doubtful)

[personal profile] wasisweetonce 2026-05-30 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Igarak unfolds the slip of paper from his own cookie and reads it aloud. ]

A hand extended in service will soon grasp an unforeseen gift.

[ One eyebrow rises at that. He lowers the paper and simply looks at Chishiya in silence. ]
surgicalcynicism: (026)

[personal profile] surgicalcynicism 2026-05-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Watching Igarak, Chishiya smirks, pushing his plate away now that the last of the cookie has been consumed. Leaning back in his chair, he raises an eyebrow in return.]
impervioustobadattitude: (eyebrows)

Sister Maggie Grace | MCU | ota

[personal profile] impervioustobadattitude 2026-05-30 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
"To courageously shoulder the responsibility of one's mistake is character."

She sighs sadly. "Matthew would have a field day with with this one. Though, personally, I prefer the scriptural version: 'Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us rid ourselves of every burden and sin that clings to us and persevere in running the race that lies before us while keeping our eyes fixed on Jesus, the leader and perfecter of faith.' Hebrews."

mercilesslife: (Song of Myself)

[personal profile] mercilesslife 2026-05-30 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain.

[He reads it a couple times before chuffing with a sigh]

I f-feel as though I have tolerated enough rain.
meds4sale: ((manga) Playful)

[personal profile] meds4sale 2026-05-30 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
...Perhaps an umbrella may help?
mercilesslife: (In Moonlight)

[personal profile] mercilesslife 2026-05-30 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That w-would help, but does not change the fact I must still wait for the weather to clear.
meds4sale: (sitting quietly (still on the table))

[personal profile] meds4sale 2026-05-30 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The weather, like so many things, can change in a flash.

Clear skies come as inevitably as storms. But there is much worthwhile to be found in both.
burnratio: (Default)

[personal profile] burnratio 2026-05-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just rain isn't too bad. How much worse would tolerating a hurricane be?
meds4sale: (Demon kitters)

Ri!Kusuriuri | Mononoke (2007)

[personal profile] meds4sale 2026-05-30 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Friends long absent will be coming back to you".

[Exhale.]

Well. It has been nearly a century since last time...
savestars: (62)

Ryland Grace | Project Hail Mary | OTA

[personal profile] savestars 2026-05-30 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Warning, do not eat your fortune.

Well, that's disappointing. I mean, that's not really a fortune, is it?
blightted: (010)

tsujinaka yoshiki | the summer hikaru died

[personal profile] blightted 2026-05-30 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Darkness is only successful when there is no light. Don't forget about light!
darotisentys: (pic#18454574)

Aemond Targaryen | House of the Dragon

[personal profile] darotisentys 2026-05-30 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.

Mm.
changeyourself: (shaggy 2 dope)

Yamada 💭 OC - OTA

[personal profile] changeyourself 2026-05-30 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Working hard will make you live a happy life."

[ Yamada usually looks like he's just finished a 12 hour shift, and reading this does him little good. ]

Maaaan, how much harder does it gotta be?
nilhilistic: (09)

[personal profile] nilhilistic 2026-05-31 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"When all else seems to fail, smile for today and just love someone."

Hmph. This is useful advice? For whom, desperate people?
repining: (Default)

hikaru | the summer hikaru died

[personal profile] repining 2026-05-31 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
You learn from your mistakes... You will learn a lot today.