bakerstreet

[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh yeah. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

credit goes to

misterbfc

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[Arrested on suspicion of illegal possession of drugs, contraband, and ethically sourced fake boner pills. They still won't get you hard, but at least no endangered species had to die for someone's erectile dysfunction.]

[ He's sitting right next to the wielder of Ri, the picture of a petulant child; arms folded and pouting. ]

...'course they find the fake love potions.

[ Arrested for the same crimes. ]

[He is seated, straightbacked and hands folded politely in his lap, though a faint smile creeps into his lips.]

So long as they do not find the real ones...

[ He huffs. ]

Well no, the real love potions don't get brewed unless someone's actively interested in them.

[ Is that a touch of indignation from the wielder of Kon? ]

...I may have played around a little and made some to test on myself later...

[Oops.]

I am sure it will be fine.

[There is a very loud bang. Looks like someone found his store of gunpowder.]

...Or not.

[ His eyes widen at the implications...and widen further at the sound of an explosion. ]

...What was that?

[ He gets up, close to the bars. ]

Should we investigate?

[ He might be a hero but this has happened at least twice... ]

[Look. Sometimes you go undercover for a story, and sometimes that story ends up with you hopefully temporarily behind bars. Shut up, it's not a big deal.]

[ Hands on her hips, on the other side of the bars- it's a bird, it's a plane... ]

Turning to a life of crime? [ A small quirk of a smile betrays her humor. ]

[...it's mutually assured destruction! If either of them cared about blackmail material (giving or receiving), which Lois doubts.]

Yeah, I didn't get a big enough raise at my last performance review so I started a side gig. Don't tell Clark.

Now, Lois, why would I do something like that?

[ Well, the hero thing aside- she doesn't actually like worrying her cousin. She taps on the bars. ]

The Daily Planet is getting the paperwork ready to bail you out, or so the word is on the super-hearing grapevine. But I also hear if Supergirl asks very politely, they'll let you out early.

[ She wasn't actually polite. Lois probably knows she's not good at polite, particularly when it comes to bureaucracy. ]

[Canon divergence of his stay in the Water Prison, perhaps..?]

[Turns out being very cavalier when it comes to clothes getting destroyed and being seen nude — especially when you're a tiny red/pink-haired girl with no sense of feminine modesty — leads to consequences. Who could've seen this coming? ... There's also the addition of breaking and entering and the occasional destruction of buildings but it isn't his fault that some wound up as collateral!

... Partially.

(Male & female Ranma are both available, whichever you prefer!)

[ooc: not his first time, lol. Misunderstandings most likely. Possibly B&E trying to figure a case for the Order? Or while chasing after Tim when he's been eaten by a cat??? People thinking he murdered someone because he was dealing with the akuma??? Because Nea did something while taking over his body temporarily again???]

[ yeah he's already crying and can't seem to tell you in any coherent manner why he was thrown in here, but it was probably vagrancy 🥲 ]

[She has never been on this side before. She doesn't know quite how she ended up here. Hopefully she's not in general population - she'd be dead within 10 minutes.]

Jail

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