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"It's St. Patty's Day! Everyone's Irish tonight."

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It's St. Patrick's Day.
It's time to get your drink on and celebrate the day of St.Patrick who drove the snakes from Ireland... Or something.

Side note: If you don't use an icon with green in it? Your character is so allowed to get pinched.

1. It's a Parade!: On the Streets! What better way to celebrate then by drunkenly wandering the streets? There may be loud, embarrassing singing, there might be some getting lost, finding new friends, or chasing a leprechaun.

2. At the Pub: Time to hit the bar, time to drink some drinks, drink green beer, take some shots, meet some new people, hang out with old friends or sing a drunken song. Just have fun with it.

3. Take Me Home Tonight: No one should go home, alone right? Either you're trying or you've already succeeded in getting them to come home. Hopefully you succeed in sealing the deal or maybe you won't.

4. The Morning After: After all that green beer, you wake up, memory fuzzy, wondering where your pants are and who the hell is in the bed next to you and if they have the same brutal hangover. What happened? Maybe they can fill in the gaps.

5. WHATEVER YOU WANT.

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[ her only green icons are shipping related oops ]

[ She's already lost count of how many bottles she's finished off. Redglare made no intention to try and blend in with the riff raff, but at this point... ]

I can...no' feel my nose.

[ Don't worry, Redglare. Mindfang will poke it for you, pressing her finger hard against your nose. Or at least, that's what she intended to do. Instead, she wound up with her finger against Redglare's shiny red glasses. ]

It's right there, imbecile.

But your nose isn't what I want to be feeling right now.

[ It's a good thing Redglare is blind, because she can't see that at all. She just hears it, and reacts about two seconds too late, leaning backwards. ]

Pl'se keep...su'h lewd ideas t'yourself.

[ Mindfang has to fight temptation to knock Redglare off the barstool. As humorous as it would be, it was counterproductive to her black ambitions. ]

I doubt you are as opposed to my lewd ideas as you are insisting.

Yo're a...an...abom'nation t' your col'eagues.

[ She straightens her back, looking back and forth across the bar, though there was no way she was going to be able to see it anyway. ]

Where's my drink? [ And then spins to face Mindfang fully. ] You stole it...

I never thought I would hear you hold my colleagues to any level of esteem, Neophyte.

[ She rests her chin on her hand, watching Redglare struggle. ]

I haven't stolen a thing. Yet. Do you need to lick my fingers to make sure?

[Even among the crowded pub, he can pick Mindfang out like a needle in a haystack.

The crowds are shitting him off, but he's tipsy enough not to chuck a hissy and walk home. In fact, he's tipsy enough to sidle up behind Mindfang and deliver a pinch to her rear.

Then he hiccups.

Smooth.]

[ He's rewarded with a smack across his cheek, though it sloppily hits his fin instead, not because she's appalled by his action, but more because it was the perfect excuse to hit him.

She practically cackles when he hiccups. It goes without saying that she's had a little too much to drink herself, especially with the way she teeters on the barstool, grabbing under the collar of his coat to steady herself. ]

Of all the trolls in this pub, I had been hoping to find one more worth my time.

[He grunts at the smack, sort of aware that he deserved that.]

Oww. Wwatch out, vvagrant. You don't just go around smackin' a troll on his fins wwilly....wwwwilly...nilly!

[He gives her a defiant look before sneering down at her.]

You're drunk!

You are in no state to comment on my current level of intoxication.

[ She returns his sneer with an amused look of her own. She will smack whoever's fins she damn well pleases, thank you very much. ]

I'm in evvery bleedin' state to comment on wwhatevver I bloody wwell wwant!

You're so drunk, you make me look sober!

[ A derisive snort. ]

Are you willing to test that?

An' how do you suppose wwwwe do that?

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Marquise Spinneret Mindfang | Homestuck

2+3! >:]

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dsfjalk sorry this is forever late<3 feel free to drop if you'd rather

It's cooool!

Re: It's cooool!

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