bakerstreet | hey, u up?

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hey, u up?

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[info/preferences. crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc always welcome.]

[Drunk, sober, accidental, intentional. He's here for it.]

(1) listen, are we going to talk about my mommy issues, or are we gonna talk about how great your tits look?

(2) i'm not sure that i'd be a great dad, but boy, would i love getting you pregnant anyway

(3) any chance i can get you to clean a few bruises for me?
i was thinking when you're done you can just straddle my face and i think i can take care of it from there

(4) is that your way of asking me to do a little breaking an entering?
emphasis on the entering

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

(1) No, that collar does appear to be too large for a standard dog.

(2) Well, the annoying thing is that you do actually look good enough naked to justify that attitude.

(3) "Twinkie or toaster strudel"? That's how you're gonna ask me?

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]

(1) I cannot stress stridently enough how much this phone number should never be used to send selfies, in any state of dress or undress.

(2) Well, I wasn't planning on having any more kids, but you do make a compelling argument.

(3) Apologies, but I was dosed with some of Ivy's old aphrodisiac pollen and you were the first person that came to mind.

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. ]