Well, am I?

[mcmemeface]

AITA: The Meme

r/AmITheAsshole or AITA is a subreddit dedicated to, well, figuring out if the poster is the asshole. People post their grievances, often with a snappy title (“AITA for not allowing my best friend to crash at my house after his wife died?”), the story of their saga, and often ending with two sentence TL;DR summary at the bottom.

Commenters vote, YTA (you're the asshole) or NTA (not the asshole) or ask for more details before giving their final verdict. Occasionally, people declare a story too unbelievable to be true, and refuse to vote.

• Post a toplevel with your character's story. Include as much or as little detail as is IC, including aliases if they're trying not to stir too much shit.
• Tag around. Are these people the asshole?
• Discuss! Fight! Pretend your character got banned from Reddit!

Comments

AITA for saying no boning on Sundays?

[suspectratio]

You know, out of respect.

( he points towards the sky. )

We can totally make up for it every other day of the week. Twice on Fridays, three times on Saturday. But Sunday? No-go, bro.

[rain_eternal]

[Oh, you'd best believe Collin is hanging around on AITA. He gets to call people assholes with no consequences! But in this case...]

nta except
that was like
the lamest way to possibly say it

[suspectratio]

It's called 'decency'. Look it up, loser.

( in this house, we stand for the flag, or whatever. )

[rain_eternal]

decency is something a guy talking about boning "twice on fridays, three times on saturdays" knows about, im sure.

[suspectratio]

How do you bone decently? You gotta be indecent for that part, man.

[rain_eternal]

bro YOU'RE the one saying decency applies to sex!
i was like "thats a lame way to say it" and you were like "its called decency"
theres no decency. its sex.
at least we can agree on that part tho

[suspectratio]

( squint. is he getting yelled at in lowercase? )

Oh, that's what you were talking about? I thought you were being a God-hating liberal or something.

The decent thing to do is to not fuck on Sundays. Every other day, total freedom.

i am so sorry

[deepness]

Bro, YTA. Super YTA.
All days were created equal right?

who let these idiots talk to each other 😭😭

[suspectratio]

The Deep??

Holy shit, dude. I have your body wash — Deep Moisture, Oceans Edition.

[rain_eternal]

[Collin tends to do that. Caps lock is only useful for emphasizing things, and if you emphasize a whole sentence, you can't emphasize things within the sentence.]

nah
i dont really care if someone worships god or not
its none of my business

i'm crying, there's not enough cut warnings in the world

[deepness]

[ Flattery will derail the Deep every day. ]

You do? I mean of course you do. That stuff, is so good, it's like you're being kissed by the ocean.

speaking of

[suspectratio]

That shit gets me laid, dude. ( ... ) Except on Sundays.

Here me out. You bang for five days, you set a day aside for our Lord and Savior. Then, on that Monday, it's like you had a day off. Sex hits different.

Like edging, but legal.

[suspectratio]

Yeah. I think so, too.

I mean, that's what freedom is, right? The ability to do whatever you want?

all the warnings

[deepness]

[ Clicks his fingers and points, like eyyyy. Good stuff, my man. ]

What, like some abstinence makes the heart grow fonder kind of shit? Does it say that in the book, cause if the big guy made us able to five-finger shuffle, then isn't taking a day off saying no to that?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

NTA but even I don’t go that far. Kudos.

AITA for trying to force my ex into marrying me?

[thepartyshark]

Like, I get he was already married but like, nothing says you can't be married to two people. Right?

[rain_eternal]

never really thought about it like that
i guess so
as long as you're not. like. hurting other people
i mean that's technically also freedom but its like, the bad side of it?
man way more philosophical questions than i expected when calling a dude lame.

[abnormalizes]

Ethics aside, I think some places it is in fact illegal to be married to two people.

[thepartyshark]

Yeah but like this was in Hell. So like, pretty sure it's not illegal.

Pretty sure.

I think.

Yeah.

[abnormalizes]

You'd know better than I would.

Okay. Remember that conversation we had about lust not involving force?

[lonely_cocoon]

[There aren't any words. But there's a moment where Nai gives Zahc a rather amazing side-eye. In a flash, a few bladed tentacles come his way, only to neatly wrap around an ankle - all without even so much as nicking him with their really sharp edges - and they lift him up just to shake him like a bully aiming for school lunch money. All the while, their faces are about level with each other.]

[okamimommi]

Yes. You are very much the asshole. As somebody forced into a marriage I can promise, he wouldn't suddenly like you again, and such an ordeal is only worth it in very, very few circumstances.

[thepartyshark]

...Yes. Okay buuuut to be fair! I was just trying to marry into his mob family. I was trying to get made.

I wasn't gonna like tell him to break up with his hot and scary wife! I just wanted ta, you know, to be his husband. And get into the family.

And I did try to seduce him but it didn't work.

But like, if you knew Moxxie, you'd get why I did it!

[abnormalizes]

Oh. Yeah, okay, it makes more sense if it's a money thing. Not the worst thing I've heard of people doing for money either.

...But like, I know it depends on the gang, but some of them are pretty protective of their members? And forcing one to do anything won't super endear you to them.

[thepartyshark]

W-WHOA! HEY!

[He makes silly little noises while being hung upside down and shaken. Some money falls out of his pockets. And condoms. A bottle of lube. A pencil. And a candy bar.]

I-Is this a a yes?! This feels like a yes!