moosejuice (
moosejuice) wrote in
bakerstreet2026-05-06 06:48 am
Saddies from baddies

THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MEme
Finally, a meme with a clear-cut answer to an easy question! You've lived a good life - there should be only one, two minor tragedies to choose from.
...right?
HOW TO PLAY
- see the title.
- no, that's what's gonna happen.
- your character's biggest trauma, the worst thing to ever happen, is listed in the subject line.
- now everyone can comment on it. that'll be a healing experience..
...right?
HOW TO PLAY
- see the title.
- no, that's what's gonna happen.
- your character's biggest trauma, the worst thing to ever happen, is listed in the subject line.
- now everyone can comment on it. that'll be a healing experience..

Realizing my father cared nothing for me
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Well!
[Pleakley claps hands together awkwardly.]
It's surprisingly common, and it very much should not be!
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[Pleakley sighs.]
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Sometimes I wonder if I would have lived up to Mother's expectations if my father had stayed... but probably not. If he left, he can't have been that good of a role model after all.
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Ah.
[Was that a social faux pas? That was a social faux pas, wasn't it? What would be polite to say? This already isn't a standard social situation--]
That sounds... rough?
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[Is it that much of a difference, then? Pleakley's too nervous to ask.]
I had my mother and my siblings, at least, although how she was able to care for three of us on her own I have no idea.
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[Pleakley assumes, given the context.]
A group of silly, little people spoiled all of my fun.
My drunk mother embarrassing me in front of everyone
That's wrong. We should talk about times I crashed my car. Maybe the time I got a concussion, or Macau. Yeah, Macau was the worst ever.
[He lies.]