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bakerstreet2026-04-22 02:30 pm
asoftermeme) wrote in bakerstreet2026-04-22 02:30 pm
1. "Why can't you tell me what's wrong?"
2. "What are you doing out here by yourself?"
3. "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?"
4. "Looks like we're stuck here."
5. "I don't think we're supposed to be in here."
2. "What are you doing out here by yourself?"
3. "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?"
4. "Looks like we're stuck here."
5. "I don't think we're supposed to be in here."
[ Ilya's hands hover by his mouth, a cigarette in one, his lighter in the other. He grits his teeth in a grimace and drops his arms behind him. ]
Nothing.
Nothing.
[ Fine with assumed CR, and brackets or prose, happy to match! ]
1. I wish you'd take better care of yourself.
2. Sorry, I can't tell if you're kidding.
3. Take a seat, it looks like we're going to be here a while.
4. I'm trying my best and it's not good enough.
1. I wish you'd take better care of yourself.
2. Sorry, I can't tell if you're kidding.
3. Take a seat, it looks like we're going to be here a while.
4. I'm trying my best and it's not good enough.
[OTA gen, shipping/smut 20+ OTA! Castmates (JINUS, her girls, other Saja Boys too for anything + anyone for gen), crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc all always welcome!
Feel free to roll your own from there or pick any from mylong, indecisive list of options below... Always happy to match brackets or prose.]
1. "I didn't know where else to go."
2. "Come on, we don't have time for this."
3. "You've been so quiet. What's on your mind?"
4. "I guess I should've told you."
5. "Do you want to come in?"
6. "What the hell were you thinking? You could've been killed!"
7. "I don't go away if you ignore me."
8. "I don't deserve you, but I want you anyway."
9. "I can't do this without you."
10. "Why can't you just leave me alone?"
11. "You can't just come into my life and go right out of it. I won't let you."
12. "I just wanted to say thank you for protecting me."
13. "I'm in the mood for pizza, what do you think?"
14. "You're not alone. I'm here."
15. "You want me? Here I am."
16. "I can't walk... You're gonna have to carry me."
Feel free to roll your own from there or pick any from my
1. "I didn't know where else to go."
2. "Come on, we don't have time for this."
3. "You've been so quiet. What's on your mind?"
4. "I guess I should've told you."
5. "Do you want to come in?"
6. "What the hell were you thinking? You could've been killed!"
7. "I don't go away if you ignore me."
8. "I don't deserve you, but I want you anyway."
9. "I can't do this without you."
10. "Why can't you just leave me alone?"
11. "You can't just come into my life and go right out of it. I won't let you."
12. "I just wanted to say thank you for protecting me."
13. "I'm in the mood for pizza, what do you think?"
14. "You're not alone. I'm here."
15. "You want me? Here I am."
16. "I can't walk... You're gonna have to carry me."
Edited 2026-04-22 20:00 (UTC)
[Castmates, crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc all always welcome. Always happy to match brackets or prose. Pick from the indecisive list of options below or bring your own as a wildcard.]
1. "What do you want in exchange for it?"
2. "You can stay with me."
3. "Let me see that."
4. "I'm not leaving you."
5. "Wait a minute. Are you jealous?"
6. "I can't walk... You're gonna have to carry me."
7. "I just wanted to say thank you for protecting me."
8. "Anything to eat around here?"
9. "You're not alone. I'm here."
10. "You could have died, you know."
11. "You've been so quiet. What's on your mind?"
12. "Looks like we're stuck here."
1. "What do you want in exchange for it?"
2. "You can stay with me."
3. "Let me see that."
4. "I'm not leaving you."
5. "Wait a minute. Are you jealous?"
6. "I can't walk... You're gonna have to carry me."
7. "I just wanted to say thank you for protecting me."
8. "Anything to eat around here?"
9. "You're not alone. I'm here."
10. "You could have died, you know."
11. "You've been so quiet. What's on your mind?"
12. "Looks like we're stuck here."
Edited 2026-04-22 19:59 (UTC)
1. "Are you going to keep looking at me like that or are you actually going to kiss me?"
2. "You're clearly not okay, so stop bullshitting me."
3. "I..heard screams."
4. "You think I'm weak, because I'm not like you."
5. "I just want to belong somewhere again. Or to someone, I guess."
6. "We can get this done, but we've got to do it together."
7. "How have you survived this long by yourself?
8. "I just thought, since we're spending so much time together, we might as well get to know each other a little better..."
9. "Have you been following me?"
10. "That is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you've just met."
11. "How do I know you're real?"
12. "Let go of me! I have to help them!"
13. "Is that a challenge?"
14. "How about I take you home?"
2. "You're clearly not okay, so stop bullshitting me."
3. "I..heard screams."
4. "You think I'm weak, because I'm not like you."
5. "I just want to belong somewhere again. Or to someone, I guess."
6. "We can get this done, but we've got to do it together."
7. "How have you survived this long by yourself?
8. "I just thought, since we're spending so much time together, we might as well get to know each other a little better..."
9. "Have you been following me?"
10. "That is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you've just met."
11. "How do I know you're real?"
12. "Let go of me! I have to help them!"
13. "Is that a challenge?"
14. "How about I take you home?"
I've never been okay. I'll never be okay. I don't know why you think things should be different now.
[Not really bullshitting her. Just avoiding the issue at hand.]
[Not really bullshitting her. Just avoiding the issue at hand.]
1. "Why did you come?"
2. "I would appreciate it if we didn't discuss personal matters right now."
3. "Are you drunk?"
4. "This isn't our fight. It's my fight."
5. "You're being followed, pretend you know me."
2. "I would appreciate it if we didn't discuss personal matters right now."
3. "Are you drunk?"
4. "This isn't our fight. It's my fight."
5. "You're being followed, pretend you know me."
1. "I know you better than you think."
2. "Going home isn't an option anymore."
3. "I wasn't flirting, I was being friendly."
4. "It's four in the morning. What are you doing?"
5. "Am I worth so little to you?"
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2. "Going home isn't an option anymore."
3. "I wasn't flirting, I was being friendly."
4. "It's four in the morning. What are you doing?"
5. "Am I worth so little to you?"
[ info/permissions and content warnings. ]
1. "I won't let anyone hurt you."
2. "I'm not leaving until you tell me what's going on."
3. "Am I not good enough?"
4. "Do you think last night was a mistake?"
5. "We could leave, you know. Go far away."
2. "I'm not leaving until you tell me what's going on."
3. "Am I not good enough?"
4. "Do you think last night was a mistake?"
5. "We could leave, you know. Go far away."
1. "It's not safe for people to see us together."
2. "What exactly do you do for a living?"
3. "I think I have a bit more experience with this thing than you do."
4. "Something's coming."
5. "It's nothing. It's just a bruise."
[Up to date with DD:BA but mark spoilers for others.]
2. "What exactly do you do for a living?"
3. "I think I have a bit more experience with this thing than you do."
4. "Something's coming."
5. "It's nothing. It's just a bruise."
[Up to date with DD:BA but mark spoilers for others.]
1. "Everyone's staring at us."
2. "You know, we could go to jail for this."
3. "If you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine."
4. "Why are you really here?"
5. "I can't take you seriously with that thing on."
2. "You know, we could go to jail for this."
3. "If you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine."
4. "Why are you really here?"
5. "I can't take you seriously with that thing on."
1. "Oh, that isn't necessary."
2. "You did that for me..?"
3. "It's nothing, really - it doesn't even hurt."
4. "Okay, woah - you need to sit down. Did you hit your head at all?"
5. "It's two in the morning - are you okay?"
6. "I know you better than you think."
2. "You did that for me..?"
3. "It's nothing, really - it doesn't even hurt."
4. "Okay, woah - you need to sit down. Did you hit your head at all?"
5. "It's two in the morning - are you okay?"
6. "I know you better than you think."
1. "I don't know what you want me to say."
2. "You don't know what you're talking about."
3. "Are you going to let me in?"
4. "You owe me dinner; a very nice dinner."
5. "I already told you what happened, why do you keep asking?"
6. "Please...say something."
2. "You don't know what you're talking about."
3. "Are you going to let me in?"
4. "You owe me dinner; a very nice dinner."
5. "I already told you what happened, why do you keep asking?"
6. "Please...say something."
Bio- A relaxed shapeshifter from a world where, once a month, the moon opens an eye and triggers reality-altering events wherever it looks. After a lifetime of dead-end jobs, Yamada has recently begun using their abilities to do good as part of an anti-Moon Gaze organisation, dealing with monsters and supernatural criminals.
1. Relax, I'm a professional. Well, sort of.
2. Never talk to me and this kid ever again.
3. What, you never seen a dinosaur before?
4. Say aaaah.
1. Relax, I'm a professional. Well, sort of.
2. Never talk to me and this kid ever again.
3. What, you never seen a dinosaur before?
4. Say aaaah.
Sherlock Holmes 🔎 BBC Sherlock 🔎 OTA
highfunctioning_sociopath
2026-04-22 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1. "You know where to find me."
2. "It's still hard to understand that it took her just five minutes, to do all of that."
3. "Baker Street. Come at once. Could be dangerous."
4. "Start at the beginning. Don't be boring."
5. "I did what I had to do to survive!"
2. "It's still hard to understand that it took her just five minutes, to do all of that."
3. "Baker Street. Come at once. Could be dangerous."
4. "Start at the beginning. Don't be boring."
5. "I did what I had to do to survive!"
1. I'm not drunk enough for this.
2. Walk with me?
3. Well, I can't imagine this is what good little English boys are supposed to be up to at this hour.
4. "These violent delights have violent ends."
5. I hate to say it, but you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me. And then I'll be left saying I told you so, and it won't feel great for either of us.
how do we feel about some low stakes breaking and entering?
artinmyblood
- 2026-04-23 05:48 (UTC) - Expand1. "I don't go away if you ignore me, you know."
2. "What was that for?"
3. "Looking for something?"
4. "Oh. You're naked. Okay."
5. [Bring your own!]
2. "What was that for?"
3. "Looking for something?"
4. "Oh. You're naked. Okay."
5. [Bring your own!]
"Just okay?" She'll just pull her robe back on and start to re-tie it. Slightly mad, mostly embarrassed.
"Blimey, I misread this entire situation."
"Blimey, I misread this entire situation."
1. "I didn't know where else to go."
2. "You don't scare me."
3. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no."
4. "I know I'm not the person you want, but I'm here."
5. "Somebody wants you dead."
6. "I didn't do this."
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2. "You don't scare me."
3. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no."
4. "I know I'm not the person you want, but I'm here."
5. "Somebody wants you dead."
6. "I didn't do this."
[[Info & preferences; feel free to provide your own start line instead.]]
1. "Don't go any closer to those flowers."
2. "You could've just used the door."
3. "You've never done this before, have you?"
4. "It's four in the morning. What are you doing?"
2. "You could've just used the door."
3. "You've never done this before, have you?"
4. "It's four in the morning. What are you doing?"
1. "You could've just used the door."
2. "I heard you were dead."
3. "You've been gone for so long and all you have to say is 'hi'?"
4. "Trust me, these people are not your friends."
5. "Tell me what you need."
6. "You still don't trust me?"
7. "What are you drinking?"
8. "Do you need a place to stay?"
[[Info & preferences; feel free to bring your own starting line.]]
2. "I heard you were dead."
3. "You've been gone for so long and all you have to say is 'hi'?"
4. "Trust me, these people are not your friends."
5. "Tell me what you need."
6. "You still don't trust me?"
7. "What are you drinking?"
8. "Do you need a place to stay?"
[[Info & preferences; feel free to bring your own starting line.]]
1. I thought I'd never see you again.
2. It's better that you don't get involved.
3. Close your eyes and hold out your hands.
4. We're on the same team.
5. Whatever they told you, it's a lie.
1. Hello, my name is Dr. Michael Robinavitch. Everyone calls me Dr. Robby. What brings you in today?
2. I'm here to drink alone.
3. I just saved your life. You could be a little more grateful.
4. How old do you think I am?
5. Rough day today?
2. I'm here to drink alone.
3. I just saved your life. You could be a little more grateful.
4. How old do you think I am?
5. Rough day today?
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