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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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sokka | atla | m/f

[quenchy]

[ haven't watched the leaked movie yet but it certainly has me in an avatar state of mind because everyone is hot and i'm upset about it. totally fine with cross-canon though! ]

Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

[wealldosillythings]

You ever have a bad idea but kind of want to do it anyway?

yuta okkotsu ― jjk ― ota

[weddingbanned]

Peter Parker (spiderman ps4) m/f

[webbombs]

1. I did tweak the formula so the webbing will dissolve in an hour, so I'm pretty sure that would give us enough time for some fun.

2. If I come home and you're wearing one of my old suits, I cannot be held responsible for what I do.

3. Well, if we're going to do curry tonight, I should really eat you out first and then eat after, just so there's no risk of spice contamination.

4. It turns out that spider pheromones are unfortunately a thing, and I feel like I'm losing my mind. Clear your schedule? Please?

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel | M/F

[doesntsing]

[ misfires and assumed CR welcome ]

Lois Lane | DCU/Superman (2025) | M/F

[superjournalist]

[ misfires and assumed CR welcome ]

[ruff_patch]

Do you like using toys in the bedroom?

Sombra | Overwatch | f/f

[3c]

[ cross canon/assumed CR 💜 prefs in journal! ]

faith lehane | btvs | f/f

[builtforslaying]

trafalgar law ♡ one piece ♡ m/f

[heartinshambles]

haesoo | love or hate

[ambivalences]

[ m/m 24+ ota misfires ]

sanji | one piece live action

[mouton]

wiš'adel | arknights | f/f

[dubia]

[ open to misfires, cross-canon, assumed CR, etc. preferences in journal. ]

toji fushiguro | jjk

[jujutsugoroshi]

1. It would really ruin my professional reputation if I did anything for free, you know.
But you don't have to pay me in money.
I'm flexible like that.

2. See, now I thought it would be a compliment that I can't stop thinking about your tits. They really are spectacular.

3. God, I want to get your pregnant.

4. See, what's the point of leaving such pretty marks on you if you're not going to let me see my handiwork?

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

vi | arcane | f/f

[piltoversvinest]

1. had to do a little convincing but it turns out the hex strap is both possible and completed
wanna give it a test drive?

2. you know, my back tattoo looks even better when i'm between your legs

3. i can't decide if i want to beat your ass in the regular way or the fun way
maybe both

3. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, up to date on arcane, shamefully jinx-friendly, etc. also a seedier, hotter, more disastrous pit-fighter era vi at angryoilslick available on request. ]

Shane Hollander | Heated Rivalry

[janehollander]

[againstheboards]

good morning, milyy

[ he sends a dick pic by a window in new york ]

roronoa zoro | one piece (la) | ota

[myownthing]

1. Seeing as I definitely accomplished a lot more on that island, I think it's only fair you show your appreciation by hopping on and riding.

2. The glasses are a nice look. They say "fuck me."

3. Let's not overcomplicate this.
You're hot. I'm hot. I'm drunk. You're overstressed.
We make it happen.

4. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

1 ...I owe you a tag from Dany but rolls this here first before i get too shy

[dreamsandwants]

. . . Just appreciation like you're not going to make that into some kind of a competition too?

yuji itadori | jjk

[digitalivore]

1. okay but if you just wanna pet my hair while i go down on you
i'm fine with that

2. hey, missing you while i'm at the gym!

[ is this just an excuse for yuji to send a shirtless workout selfie, toweling off a little sweat in his compression shorts? maybe! ]

3. okay but i could just pick you up and pin you to the wall
that's a thing i could
so easily do
if i felt like it!!

4. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

stark | frieren: beyond journey's end

[axtonement]

1. you know you're really mean to me sometimes
i like it
but still

2. i was thinking that, maybe, after we go on our date
if you wanted
we could go to, like
a more private hotel? just for us?

3. i'm feeling so tiiiired
you should come and curl up in bed with me
so we don't have to go anywhere

4. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

2

[fleckenlos]

Why?

Speed ~ One Piece ~ F/F

[horselina]

balthier / ffxii / m/f

[heneverdies]

komano manato ― zzz ― ota

[sadloneghost]

Lymee ~ Interspecies Reviewers ~ F/F

[jellogirl]

grace ashcroft | resident evil requiem

[unequipped]

𝕧𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕕𝕖 | trigun stampede | ota

[longcolt]

aqua hoshino ☆ oshi no ko ☆ ota

[aquavengia]